More Mail

Here's another selection of mail from the lads ;)

• Mr. Williams James explains where emails come from - MR.POWELL TOLD ME THAT HE WILL BE SENDING YOU AN EMAIL
  THROUGH HIS EMAIL CONCERNING THE TRANSACTION.I WRITE
  TO ASK YOU IF YOU HAVE RECIVE HIS EMAIL.
  
  THANKS YOU AND GOD BLESS
• Paul Peters - we are here by to informe you the latest developement political problem base on the toxic west dump in the country since last 2weeks that broks out as result of crisis which you may be aware of .
• James Dale whose business associate seems to be bipolar - Please kindly contact my business associates and try to ascertain if he is still ready to complete this transaction on my behalf because he is confused and having double mind . It is only after confirmation from him that I can be more comfortable to provide you with any additional information .
• Mahimouma Brou doesn't like what I'd been sending - May the favour of our Lord remain in you forever
  and ever.
  i dont have time to chat with you
  GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMIRI ABONDANTH
• Ralph Larry - I don't understand you , I,m looking for who will help us transfer our late father's fund robert larry and save us from suffering here, we have no helper , we don't even go to school, so we are looking for who will help us transfer our father's fund to his country and at the same time help us invest this fund, a reward of 10 percent after assisting us.
  so if you can't help us contact the lawyer , kindly leave us so that we will look for who will help and not adding sorrows to us.
• Peter Frank - However , i am not getting the content of your mail clear because in many
  paragragh you used agdage that i do not why it comes in this, A house divid
  it self cannot stand .
  I have earlier identitified myself to you as the Head of the of the Accounts
  and audit Department of this Bank.
  If you prefer email to email all is ok aand fine provided that you will keep
  this transaction secret and confiodential .
• Barrister Okon.Esq - I TOLD YOU THAT BEFORE I STEPPED INTO THIS MATTER I WILL BE CALLED BY THE BANK AM WORKING FOR.ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE OVER MY FEES? PLEASE I DONT WANT TO ABUSE THE LAW OF THIS BANK BECUASE THEY APPIONTED ME TO WORK FOR THEM.
  
  NOW THAT YOU INSISTED THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW MY FEES, DEAR YOU WILL PAY ME £35 PER HOUR OF MY SERVICE SO I BELIEVE NOW THAT YOU WILL KNOW THAT AM NOT A GREEDY LAWYER.
• Peter Frank, on my proverbs - I always fumble when trying to pick up the proverbs you always use in your
  letters, i believe, you must be a good orator.
• Moses Adam, saying adieu - you are no body
  so bye
• Tamrat Dale - Concerning your marriage life, We out grow people, places and things as we unfold. We may be saddened when old friends say their piece and leave our lives, but let them go! They were at a different stage…. And looking in different direction, they never really were yours.
  There are people that leaves our lives that sometimes is for your great Good. When Samuel woke up to painful reality that he would not be seeing Saul regularly again as a king, he was very sad. Then God thundered to Samuel early one morning (1samuel 16:1) ‘how long with thou mourn for soul seeing I have rejected him? That same question is being sent across to us in so many circumstances. Let the past go! 100 boys cant stay together for 100 years. Did some customers and old friends and relationship leave your life? Let them go! New ones are coming! No body can hold your life to ransom. Trust God! The seeds of a tree matured at a season, fall and scatter to various directions to form their own life! Such is life also!
  
  Your were born went to school, met new friends, and today many old relationship have been interrupted by marriage, or job location etc. the facts is the process of meeting new friends and new helpers is an un ending circle, it never cease.
  
  It’s a law of life and that’s sign of maturity/progress on your path. Stop crying and brooding over the past.
  
• Barrister Okon (again) - PLEASE YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE TO MAKE, I NEVER PREVENTED OR SAID THAT YOU SHOULD NOT COME DOWN TO MY OFFICE SO PLEASE WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
  
  WHAT AM AFTER IS WHEN EVER THE BANK CALL ME UP FOR DUTY IS WHERE YOU WILL SEE ME OR MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS TRANSAFER.I HAVE SENT YOU MY FEE PER HOUR BUT ON YOUR RESPONSE YOU DID NOT MADE ANY COMMENT ABOUT THAT.
  
  ARE YOU SURE OF WHAT YOU ARE CLAMING? I CANT UNDERSTAND THE TYPE OF HUMAN BEING YOU ARE, PLEASE YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR SELF VERY WELL.
• Laura Hooper, explaining how her lotto works - Is a pleasure answering your questions as that is one of my priority.
  
  Regarding your questions, You email address was gotten from an internet
  email address generator software and was attached to the lucky number which
  was sent to you by our notification office. And the email address was
  choosen at random from the software and yours appeared to be one of our
  winners.
• Mahim Ali, on my proverbs again - Once again, thank you. Are you a Literature student or a Poet? You use does words very good. Do apply and get back to me.
• Barrister Sam Kaddy Egbo (Esq). - Please Madam, I will advice you to accord this transaction with the TOP MOST secrecy to avoid any lickage until you recieve the consignment by following my instructions and to ask any question in any area you are missing out. I am very open to attend to all questions coming from you.
• Jerald Lawal - Many thanks to your mail, I am sosorry if my mail are
  so long for you to read, but in a business as this,
  you need to realy understand in totality what the
  business entails.
  
  There would have been no need for lengthy mails if
  only we have been talking on phone, though I will try
  to call you today.
  
  There will be some expenditure between us and that is
  what Ineed to discuss with you.
• Water Dorman And Sister. - We do not know how to appreciate your acceptance to help us secure this inheritance and have it secured in the account you will provide to the Bank. We think that sending it through Jpg attachment scanning will be more secured as you suggested.
• Yusuf Bello ain't too happy - MY FEELING TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE MAD SO PLESAE GO TO WHERE THE MAD MEN ARE TREATED SO THAT YOU WILL BE ALOS BE TREATED MONKEY LIKE YOU FOOL
• Prince Fayed doesn't understand how to dial apparently - I dont understand you quite well i have called you but i wasnt able to reach you i guess you have provided a fake number
  
  So dont disturb me .
  
  Prince Fayad
• Mahim Ali, again - I only want your assistance and occupying that space, to prevent the fund from passing under our nose into the hands of some greedy fat belly men. If you have money, fine. That is you Kate, what do you think about someone else who feeds from "hand to mouth", I hope you are not making fun of me Kate. I believe God gave some people wealth to help others stand on their feet. It does not matter the age. We have a saying in our land that, "If a small child, washes his hands well, he will eat with elders".
• Peter Daobry apparently uses homing pigeons to send his emails - I AM REALLY SORRY FOR NOT CALLING,I WILL STILL KEEP ON TRYING .I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER.
• Once more from Mahim - Thank you. You are good with words but, let me know how much you need to know about me.
  I am not an essay writer.
• Stanly Abuchi - l got your mail and it seems that you are a joker.l told you what you are suppose to do but you are just kidding.
  lf you are serious do what l told you and if you want to know anyting concerning the money go back to my first mail to you.l am not happy on the way you are handling this deal as l believe that it is better for me to look for an alternative.
  thanks
• Mahim answers the questions posed to him that he was wondering about above - My dear, my fears is, my trusting in you and your cvredibility. For the transaction, I have no atom of fear because, all is in place waiting your co-operation.
  I have a computer at the office, when I am home, I go to a cyber next to my street. I do not really understand your "bunny rabbits", unless its what my last daugther enjoys watching on TV. I am not tripped by that.
  Kate, if you talk about earth, it is a wide-range issue for an individual. I have come to know that, at the end of the day, everyone of us will come to a state where, we cannot reach out to others help.
  Which is to say, we have to do the best, at the best time we can. Earth, is going to face a great change in future, following political and religious changes in the system. Earth for me, should go on revolving, while I have to do my best for myself and my generation to come.
  Like I said earlier, delay can be dangerous. I demand to know your willingness to assist me and if so, kindly apply.
• Tamrat Dale on household appliances - On your questions, I do not have a washing machine, again, ever since my wife died, my favorite book is my King James Version of holy bible. Yes I do have a deep freezer in my kitchen. Finally, I like water leaf vegetable and punk leaf.
• Jerald Lawal gives up - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!
• Laura Hooper (from some lotto) gives good advice - The said lotteries you won are quite strange to me but i would advice you to
  please do not respond to their emails for now. I also advice you to stop
  every communication which you have been carrying out with them for now.
  Regarding the Pills and others, they are Junk mails, i call them adverts so
  you can delete them.
  
  Have you notarize your cashier cheque?
• Jerald replied to the mail I sent him with this - I realy cannot say if you are serious or not but I am
  going to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling
  you, if I cannot call at the time you mentioned I will
  do so your late evening believing you will be back
  then.
  
  If you have a cell phone let me have it, that will be
  easier to locate you at any time. I also advice you
  talk seriously as you know this transfer is not a
  child's play, we are talking about money big enough to
  change anyones life.
• Rev Simion George - We have perfect roads here and it will be great to having you come over here.
  
  Well talking about speedboat that too is a matter of choice if you need it then you go ahead and buy but if you do not need it is up to you.
  
  For the laptop. I do not have one.
• And our friend Mahim - I have heard you and I think I how you an apology, but I tried calling. About global warming dear, I am not the type of person that, allows environmental changes to determine my livelihood.
  No dear, I pray to my God before going out, whatever happens to me, negative or positive, it has what it wants to teach. I do not have anything to say about Global warming because, whatever I say, will come after me and will be written.
  Meanwhile, how are you. I will call you and do not go getting disappointed soo quick, remember you are a lady. I will communicate and if you find it in your heart to give me a mobile Iine, I will appreciate it, else it is between 4am and 8am, is it everyday dear?