A stone fox!

A little inspired by a bait by Makizzle over on scambaits.com, I decided to make a saucy new character who does not speak much english but knows all the words relating to sexual activities. :) I can't really put what I am saying to the lads here, but let's just say it's X-rated. The lads did not seem to be taking the bait, so I have recently been tempting them with early photos of a quite sexy Heidi Klum. You can't really recognise her, she looks nothing like the current Heidi, they're so old. The results have been somewhat mixed. Many lads like to keep their eye on the main prize, which is the money..

• i got your mail and pics that you sent, you look very prety and i will like to meet you in person but my problems now is to make sure that the bank transfer the money into your account, if you can help please do. i want to move this money to your account to enable us invest the money and live as one big family. You are just a good looking girl and i will love to love you more, i don't know the reason you dont want to call me, please call me if you are serious to deal with me.
• What is the pictures about? Are you the one in the pics? The bank is now ready to transfer the money to you. So you need to send your account information and the transfer fee of $3000 dollars. You have to be quick with it. I believe they have sent you the name you will use to pay the money through western union money transfer. Thanks and good luck. I will be waiting to here that the money has been sent to you safely. So make sure you let me know immediately you send the $3000 dollars. Thanks
• Hmm, this lad seems to think appearance will help him decide - I love you so much ,please send your photo because i dont see any of your photo here before i will decide how to make love with you.
• Err, I think not, buddy! - I saw your mail, have you sent me the money do so immediately and also provide me with the password of your email address so as to enable me upload my picture in it
• How are you today? infact all the photos are very nice i like that but i want to assured you that i will offer you more than that photo when we meet face to face ok. please did you see the information of the diplomat i told you about that want to help us secured the documents? please i will apreicate if you can send the money to him in Spain via western union money transfer system before friday this week please, so we can get this concluded.
• I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PHOTOS BUT IN THIS TRANSACTION PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK
• thanks, what i mean is this,i have a cheque in the amount of $850,000 which my director instructed me to send to you,i know this was why you contacted me in the first place ok. now i want to send the cheque to you so that you will cash it from your bank and since then i told you to give me your house address where i will send it to. and i told you that i will need the deliverying fee from you ok.so that is what i mean by the question you asked. on the other hand you mentioned ,you are very rich and you wanted to love me,that is ok,but i wanted you to receive this cheque first ,and after that i will come over to your country and spend as much time as you wanted me to spend with you,if possible marry you .
• I saw your picture you are a beautiful woman.
• It is not your failt,God knows why all this happen to me that is why you are saying all solt of insultive words to me,only GOD will take control of my situation and i know becuase he lives i can face tomorrow
• I am willing to give my best to you but the most important thing now is for you to visit the security house and have the consignment cleared, then we will talk of how you and I will meet to share our love together in such a lovely way that the you will always remember. Expecting to hear from you soon and you readniess to meet the security house
• I have seen your photos but i want you to understand that this is not a joke therefore if you are truely interested please try to be very committed and open so that we can carry out this transaction without delay.
• Straight to the point, this lad - DO YOU WANT TO FUCK
• Thanks for your response.Your last response to me was not nice.Well are these really your photos?Then i must say you are a pretty lady.I only asked for your help to distribute my wealth to charity organisation since i am sick as my doctor told me that i only have a few time to leave.If you will help me then i await your response.I will like you to please send me your contact details like tel/moblie number,address and country of resident. Once again you are very pretty lady.
• This lad equates love with getting scammed - Which country are you from? it seems that you don't understand my writing english, i want to see you in person, how old are you? what is your occupation? Can you love me and help me? i want to transfer my late father's money into account in your country.

Sorry you guys, I may not be available for Christmas parties and celebrations this year, it seems I am to be arrested.. ;)

3rd December, 2006

Reg Order No:SH234581282

GOOD DAY:GILLESPIE,

WE HAVE REPORTED YOUR CASE TO THE METROPLITAN POLICE HERE IN THE UK AND THE INTERPOL FOR TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ONE OF OUR WINNERS.

YOU ARE ALREADY BEEN INVSTIGATED AND MAY BE ARRESTED SOON IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY SEND PROOFS TO US THAT YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE LOTTERY PROGRAM.

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND TO US YOUR VALID IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENTS LIKE THE INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, NATIONAL IDENTITY CARD OR THE DRIVER'S LICENCE ISUED BY YOUR GOVERNMENT TO GUARANTEE THAT YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO CHEAT.

YOU WILL BE CONTACTED SOON BY THE METROPOLITAN POLICE.

WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO CONTINUE WITH THE CLAIMS PROCESS AS WE HAVE ALREADY REPORTED YOU TO THE NATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY FOR DISQUALIFICATION FROM ANY FURTHER PROGRAM.

YOU MAY SEND US A REPLY IF YOU LIKE.

GOOD DAY AND HAVE A NICE WEEK.

Mr.WILLIAMS GOZNEY

Why do I suspect this Rev is lying to me? ;)
DEAR SIR,

 YOU ARE GETTING ALL WRONG,
 I CAN NOT CHEAT YOU. AM A SERVANT OF GOD, THE BIBLE SAYS , A CHEATER MUST ONE DAY BE CHEATED. IF I DO THAT ,WHAT WILL I GO TELLING THE CONGRIGATION.

 TRUST ME IS FOR REAL. GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR PAYMENT. I GIVE YOU MY WORD WITHIN 48HOUR OF YOUR PAYMENT, YOUR MONEY WILL GET TO YOU.

 THANKS,
 REV WILLIAM

Will the real Charles Soludo please stand up?

Apparently this lad thinks he's the real Charles Soludo, Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Seeing that I had said to him (and a few other lads) that I had sent money to Mr. Soludo, this particular lad wants a piece of the action.

Now, you don't think that he's really one of those impostors he speaks of? ;)

Dear Sir,

It is with great indignation and sadness that I inform
you that the so called Pro. Charles Soludo you have
been dealing with is fake and dose not represent this
office in anyway at all. It is a well known fact that
the name Prof. Charles Soludo is the most impersonated
name in the Nigeria by fruaster and other African
countries. We have been doing our best to sincitize
the whole world of the existence of a syndicate that
specilises in defrauding people with the name of
charles Soludo in Nigeria and otherASfrican countries.
Actuall we received a complain recently from some
beneficiaries of this group and their escapedes so we
decided to contact you to let you that you are dealing
with him on your own risk. The Federal Governement of
Nigeria through the Central Bank of Nigeria have been
spending millions of dollars to inform people of other
parts of the world to beware of this group. Perhaps it
is because you don't speak English language as your
first language that you did not hear of this group
however, government are making more plans to expand
the message to other languages soon.

As it is now, there is nothing you can do to recover
your money because government is finding it very
difficult to apprehend this so called Soludo and his
group because of the system the you to perpetrate
there dirty acts. You are therefore adviced the
contact the Secreatry in the Foreign Department on his
email <snip> or his phone number
234-1-8141301 his name is Dr. Steven Eze to give you
more infomation on this matter and to tell you when
you payment shall be effected. You are not even
suppose to spend such an amount of money before you
receive your money as government have waived all those
charges for contractor in your catigory whose payment
have been long overdue. All you aresuppose to do is to
authenticate yourreceiving bank account and the funds
will be transfered as we aresatisfy with your payment
and have received all the necessary approvals to this
effect.

As we employ you to use this opportunity of political
stability to invest more ion Nigeria, I on behalf of
the Federal Government apologies for the unfortunate
situation. Because of this, I have directed the
Secreatry of Foreign Operation Dr. Steven Eze to
expidite action on your payment as soon as possible.
It is unfortunate you did not tell me your languge
otherwise, this message would have been interpreted to
you in your languege if it is a language we have
interpreter for.

Thank you.

Professor Charles Soludo,
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria.

Leave me alone!

I just saw this in one of my inboxes. After 15 emails, the scammer is saying this.. it's making me fall off my chair laughing.. ;)

Please i dont want further mails from you anylonger or else i will report you to the INTERPOL.I advise you stay away from me for your own Good.when i say interpol you know what i mean right

Believe, you must..

ATTN SIR,

WE DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY QUESTION AS REGARDS THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ABOUT THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS LOTTO DRAW.

IF YOU DO NOT BELEIVE IN THE LOTTERY THEN IT IS BETTER NOT TO RESPOND TO US THAN ASKING QUESTIONS.

TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE YOU ARE TO BE HERE IN AUSTRALIA FOR YOUR CLAIM.SO SEND TO ME YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT COPY TO ENABLE ME PREPARE YOUR WINNING DOCUMENTS.

REGARDS,
JOSUHA

A bit of a bait..

This is a lad who is getting quite frustrated with me.. ;) I can't imagine why! Can you suggest what I might be doing wrong? I will post a bit of our discussion here. My text will be this color, and the scammers text will be this color. I'll indent my text, too.

I would love to help you?

I already pay US5,400 fees to Charles Soludo this why you contact me yes or no?

English is not my first language, sorry.

Dearest,

I'm sorry but i don't know Charles Soludo.
We are from Ivory Coast we never know Charles soludo.We(me and my sister) are french speaker but,we learnt english in the past english and spanish at school.Please help us.Here is our number please call us so that you could know that we are in Ivory Coast(cote d'ivoire).S'il vous plait,ici nous parlons le français.

Thank you very much,

Looking forward heard you very soon,

Pierre

ok, it sound good. now what? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

Hi dearest madam Helling,

I thank you for your knid reply.May GOD blessed you and your family.

In fact,if i don't write you back it dues to what i told you.A person named Emmott use to write me.So i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your picture but untill now,nothing.I'm very disappointed because this person doesn't regard me as humain been.How can i trust to another who has the same email address like yours?
You see,it not easy for me instead of tell me truth,he still insult me,tell me none sense.

So mum,if you're ready to help me bring me your picture before to see you serious because i'm faced hell here and i will send you mine and also give you the contacts of the compagny so that you could call them to see what you should do to help me.
I want to quitt this my country which seing the political situation as myself has not future.
I'm orphan,African orphan situation is too different from yours.

As soon as you receive this message,do what i ask you to show your heart.Do you remember what you told me before in your last response sent to me?Please mum,be honnest i tell me true are you the same Emmott or not? Everything we're doing,we should know that GOD is above and watcth us.

Have a good day and i espect you will write me back very soon,

Pierre

ok what is mean by this " knid reply.May GOD blessed you and your family. In fact,if i don't write you back it dues to what i told you.A person named Emmott use to write me.So i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your pict" please explain what this mean?

Dearest madam,

Since i receive your first reply,different persons starting by miles,emmott ...write me back.Some insult me at moment and diseappear.So,i think you are the same person :

I said you that i'm never heard about Charles soludo,i do not know him and i give you a number in what
you could call me to verify.You don't call me ,you don't write me untill now and i was very very discouraged. Madam,today my house owner sent me away because i don't pay him his money and ligth and water bils(about 1000 Euro about 700.000francs cfa) and i'm oblige to wander to live because no job ,no parent at all.Now,i live in the market with the market guards.

Mum if,you are not the same persons,i'm very sorry but it is because after your first reply those persons contact me.I'm not also english speaker i speak french.
Mum,please i beg you try to see what you can do for me because i'm alone and my parents love miss me.

GOD keep you in safe,looking forward to heard you,

Pierre.

probably i can do, ja? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

Dearest madam,

I would like to know what you can efford to do for me now.

Thank you very much and GOD bless you.

Pierre

SO WHAT I NEED DO NOW? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

I have no idea why I keep telling him I can't speaka da French ;) But I'm trying to say as little as possible, so I figure why not.

Dearest mum,

I want you to help me to get back in my house.That means help me to pay my house owner and my bills(light and water) which is about 1,000Euro(about 650,000 cfa).Me i still looking for job but,nothing till today.

Moreover,i will give the contact of the security compagny so that they will transfert the tronc box to you in your country.After recIving the box,mum you could take money inside it to do all the necessary for me to come and live in your country.Mum,you know that i put all my hope on you.

I'm faced hell here because whatever i try it fail what do i do to the heaven?Everyday,sadness make me lose my health.

I hope you will do your best to help and mum you will bring me at least a ray of happiness,

GOD blessed you look forward to receive good new from you mum,

Pierre

i not know thees big words you use many times, can make smaller word to say same thing so I to understand where we do now? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

Dearest mum,

Morning,i hope all is well from your side.I say i need now 1,1000 Euro to pay my house and my bill.After, we could contact the compagny.

Thank you,

Pierre

I sure you make more big words than el pressidente or el capitaine do and I sayed to you I not understand many big words. I want help you, really do. Can call me and explane? Number is say time when you can call

Unfortunately it seems some of the lads are getting wise to the email domains we baiters tend to use a lot. I won't name them here in case scammers find this page but with this lad I was using one of the more common baiter used mailing addresses. I have found a great way of combatting this, though - as you will now see. He's already said this once above, too. :) This baiter must have done a real number on him..

Hi dearest madam,

Emmott use to write me, i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your picture but you still not sent me any photo.I'm very disappointed because this person doesn't regard me as humain been.How can i trust to another who has the same email address like yours?

Pierre

no of course i do not know this emmott or whoever you say.

do you know these people?

ssomoni2@yahoo.fr
fallndeyebol@yahoo.fr
skwelin@yahoo.fr

If they send me emailles should i believe they are you as well? just bekause they have yahoo.fr like you do?

thes mail es give me free email account friend of mine has it and sent me invite. in case you want know all my businesses.

i not like your level of intelligence and i think you owneng my pology

Dearest mum,

Thank you for your answer and your insult.May GOD blessed you.

I do my best to make myself understood and you are insulting me.
I say i need 1,000 euro to pay my house and my bills of light and water.So, you can send me this money at this adress by western union:

Full name:Konen Pierre
Country :Ivory Coast (Cote D'Ivoire)
City :Abidjan

Please,send me the information i need to collect the money from western union.

I hope now i'm very clear and you could understand me very well,

GOD stay with you despite what you are,

Pierre

Ouch! That's gotta make you laugh till you fall off your chair.. ;) All I did was tell him he was wrong and I didn't like his level of intelligence, is that like some major insult? Well he ain't seen nothing yet.. :)

Telephone ring before but i not get to phone in time to answer it went machine. Was that you? caller leave message but it was very hard to understand for me.

Dearest mum,

As you can see,i try evrything to show you my honnestly but,you don't mind me even by telephone.

I want to tell you that if you can't help me please let me alone with my problems.I'm tired of game.

Why don't you send me the money? Do you mind what i feel here?
If tomorrow you are not able to send me money do not write againt never in your life.
Help me to live with you,you refuse; bring me money,you don't. (what is this, speaking in Yoda?)

I hope i'm clear if tomorrow,you don't send me money don't write me againt.
GOD who feeds birds will never give up me because i'm better and up birds.
Mind seriously this night,meditate very well about what you're doing to me.

I hope you will do your best or it will be the end.

Pierre (in GOD i trust )

Ok, I will. Can I laugh and meditate at the same time?

ok, i see. Sorry about it, can you call me and speak now? I speak English well, I learn it in a class. My number but only for today while I at work.

Dearest mum,

Right now,i have not money to call you.Do you know that every time i call you i spend 5,00 ?It show personal number.

So,here is my number call me yourself:

Call me to tell me truth what you can do for me or let me alone for ever i'm tired of joke.Whatever you are doing,you should mind that GOD is seen us.

Pierre

Well, I was hoping it was costing you something to try and call me - that's a part of scam-baiting. I rarely answer the phone these days because the voicemail messages are so funny. Sorry about that.. ;)

I wait your call.

Dearest mum,

Yesterday i told you that i have not money againt to call you.So i beg you to call me back on the number i gave you :.
Unfortunetly you don't call me.Why so? When i had money,i call; now i have not so you call me or let me alone.After you tired me with your unsilt,your unable to call me.Is this your help you are bring to me?

If somebody give me at least 1,000 cfa,i will call you otherwise right now i have nothing even to eat tonight will be very difficult for me.

Now mind very well if you are not capable to call me don't write me to tell me none sense as insult.I'm very prood to suffer if it's GOD will.

Pierre

Well, someone is sounding a bit snooty these days! And what's this? I have to pay you to call me? I think not, my friend.. :)

Still no call. Why no call

Dearest mum,

You say call me ,call me and when i call you you don't pick it why?right now at 2 to 2 p.m i call you.you don't pick so i leave you a message check it to verify if i lie.They say to let message dial 2 to let fax dial 3.Check and you will see my message but you should call me back not flash or bip me.
i call you on this number: and do you how much i borrow to pay this message i let you?Thank you to play with me.

Pierre

Well I didn't know I was able to bip you.. :) and I certainly don't want to flash you. We baiters prefer you do the flashing, and send us pics while you're at it.

I no get call. Can please explain here in small letter text what you need me to do now? Make easy for me, ok

Dearest mum,

Check your answering machine i let you message yesterday around 2 to 2 p.m.
I want you to bring me money to have house and what i need is about 1,000 Euro.I can give you a woman who works in western union agency contact so that you can send me what you could have for me please.

Thank you,

Pierre

Ok you see what you wrote me, that is bit trick to understand for me. Can try again?

Dearest mum,

Do you check your answering machine and you don't here my message sent around 2 to 2 p.m G.M.T?

Do you remember that i told you my house owner send me out because i don't have money to pay him and my light and water bills?

Don't i told you that i beg my street market guards to park my things with them?

Don't i told you that i sleep now in the market? O GOD,how can i lie you in this worse situation am i?How? For what?Don't i told you that i want to live with you and you should do all you best to remove me from here my country?

I'm very very disappointed due to what you are telling me now.So,you want me stay in the market like a road children?

If i say i can give you a woman who works in western union agency contact(name and adress) is because one says to collect money from them,you should have your identity card(i.d) plus your internationale passport.Me i have only i.d not international passport so believing that you will send me money,i beg the woman to receive for me and she says no problem and she give me her contact in case you bring me something.So that it will be very easy to collect whatever you could send me.

How what i say can bring you bit trick to understand?
Mum,if front of GOD face,you know that you won't help me please,please,it is better to tell truth and let me alone because i'm very confused.Sometime,you bring me ray of hope to live and sometime you discourage me a lot.I don't understand please in your reply be clear with your own heart.If you think that helping somebody in need like your child is bad,please forget me.May GOD shine to show you the truth about me,i pray always for that.Why i give you number but you don't call me but you flash only?

Pierre.

This scammer is a prick. I don't like him. I want to make him suffer. And I don't have any kids. I have cats. My cats don't ask me to send them money via Western Union. Swallow the anger. Piss him off by sending something that makes no sense. ;)

I see, sort of like With enough 'ifs' we could put Paris into a bottle. Is this what you meaning

It seems to do the trick nicely. And perhaps if we put Paris into a bottle, she could keep her underwear on? After all those naked crotch shots of Paris, Britney and Lindsay are enough to make anyone ill. I might start sending them to scammers.. :)

Dearest mum,

In my mother tongue one says truth makes eyes red but don't break them.Instead of telling me nonesense tell me you have no means to help me.

You are not honnest at all to me and to GOD.Are you human being? Have you an heart?Do you mind?Do you already see an African orphan situation?What a hell did i do you?

Now,your game is over never contact me again.Why do you still write to me if you don't believe to me.Ok,take a plane and come to see my situation here in Abidjan with all your sense and tell me the contrary.

If you can't come here or can't send me money it is finish,do not contact me again.What must i show you to get confidence in me?

I repeat,see you are not honnest: i call you,let you message on your machine several time but you never try to call me back.You are really devil,bad and what else.One day your conscience will ask you what you did to me.

Don't write me again with those kind of insults; i swear,you will get my death,pierre-death on your conscience for ever and your will pay for that at the last judgement.Even not here but,i'm sure we will meet at the day of last judgement and you will see.

Don't contact me if you can't come here or send me money ok? Finish,have you child?I pray for them because if you die,they will also face the hell despite you are white man and live in u.k don't die but remember that even the rock will disappear.

That is the last,

Pierre.

Is it the last? I think not.. :)

Then I not understanding you, sorry. Please say what you want me to do, clarify

Every day the same things.How many time will i explain explain you?

I say help me to pay my house bill and my water and light bills which are about 1,000 euro.Because since i lost my parents in september 2002 war,i have nobody to help me.I don't know even if i will go to school this year because who will pay for me?School has already started here i can't go because i have not means to pay.I use my time to explain you but,you refuse to help me.Tell me is it because you have not money to help me?

Here before,i look for small job in hollydays to pay my school but now,nothing no job at all due to the crisis.I don't know how to do again.If i hang mylself it will be better because if i die everything will finish.

Here is the clarification you require of me.

Pierre.

Ooh, no dear Mum this time. Perhaps he is annoyed with me? You think? ;)

Ah when you send me the mail I thought you mean something different, like you want me pray for you to do this. But it is ok, I can try to do this if you want

Dearest mum,

Thank you for your understanding.Now you know want you have to know.Thank GOD for that. I hope you will try your best to help me because it's not easy at all for me here.

Please hurry up to send me money for the house and school.Every morning when i see my friends school boys going to school and me not it pains me very much.So,i beg do it as soon possible mum.Please send me what you can have and pray also for me.

Pierre

Ok so what you need from me? Can I tell my friends and family about this transaction?

Dearest mum,

Right now i repeat it again i would like you to send the 1,000 euro for my house and bills.

If you know by yourself that your friends and family can bring me any support in this my case don't hesitate to tell them about me because i need assistance.

Please tell me why you don't call me back at least to heard my voice? Please,please mum,when will send me this amount?You know that school has already started here so,i beg send me this amount and if possible for to add something to this 1,000 euro i will be very happy.

It not easy for me to look at my friends school boys going to school and me sit please.
I need clear information of my request now not other thing.

Thank you,

Pierre.

Some of these thing you want I already give you, why you need again? Where are the funds?

Dearest mum,

I don't understand you.Since i told you that you should give me your agreement so that you could contact the security compagny to claim the trunk box in order after receiving the box you will withdraw money inside to send me so that i can do all my papers with your help and come to live with you in your country,you don't give me your agreement so i were not able to give you the compagny contacts.

That's the reason i told you send me the 1,000 euro so that i can settle my problems here because you don't give me your agreement how can i give you the security compagny contacts? You see if you contact them since my problems are already solve.I have funds inheritated from my late father but i'm not able to withdraw without help.

You say you already give me some of thing i want: are you sure that you already give me pierre something before? What thing do you already give me if it's not insults since i contact you till today?Can you rise your eyes in the skies and tell me what you already give me?Don't tell me those kinds of words again.What do you already give me?What the hell is that?

If you are not able to send me the 1,000euro or you are not ready to receive the security compagny contacts to tell them that you want them to send you the trunk box in your country,please do not write me again to tell me nonesense.Go back and see me pierre first message just after you tell me it's because you send money to one guy that i contact you.I told you that i never heard about this man and i don't know him at all.Even to show you who am i,i send you my number for you to contact me but you never call me.Do you know how one call people like you?Now i know even GOD knows you're not serious at all i should not trust in you.

If i write today this long letter,you should know that the time is coming to forget you because you show me on all levels that you are not serious.Look at some time you make yourself that you don't speak good english and after you tell me that you speak very well english;even me who are not english i try my best.Who are you to joke with me since long time?You use different names to contact me just to text me and you know yourself now that i'm honnest.

Keep it somewhere,write it somewhere and notice that whatever you do on this earth,you will pay back one day.Never play with orphan life,if you already give me some of thing i want and i lie GOD is above us will judge me if not be sure that it will be you who will pass through his judgment.

Today 1st november i take Jesus Christ as witness and let everything in his hand.GOD bless you for play with me.This night meditate on Roman chapter 12 verse 19.I forgive you if it's GOD wish,let me suffer .Amen

Pierre.

Wow, he seems a little.. wordy. :)

I attach all thing you want to this mail, you get it ok? Tell me, This is all above board, yes?

Where is the attachment ? There is nothing attached .

You not get attachment? I send again with this mail, ok? My great aunt use to say The beautiful is less what one sees than what one dreams.

I have not heard from Pierre in a few days now. Maybe this bait is over. I hope not, he was kinda fun. :)

Tell me a bit about yourself...

One thing that I've done for a while now is to ask the lads 4 questions about themselves -

When and where were you born?
Do you have any pets?
What is your favourite food?
What is the last novel you read?

Some lads got asked what their favourite TV show was as well. If the lad claims to be a barrister, I ask them about Quite a few of them have given their details. Here they are:

• Barr. Richard Knowles - I ATTANED MY PRIMARY AND SECONDRAY SCHOOL AT ENUGU IN EASTERN PART OF NIGERIAN WHERE WE ORIGINATED, THEN I GOT ADDIMISSION INTO UNIVARSITY IN 1960 SEPTEMBER AFTER OUR INDEPENDENT AT UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA WHERE I READ LAW.
  
  AFTER MY YOUTH SERVICE, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL IN LAGOS WHERE I WAS PICKED BY THE FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL OF JUSTICE IN NIGERIA JUSTICE ALEX COKER TO WORK IN HIS CHENMBER FOR 4YRS, LATE JUSTICE ALEX COKER WAS THE JUSTICE THAT SATISFEIED ME FIT AND I WAS CROWN THE YOUNGEST LAWYER TO BE CALLED TO BAR ON 6TH OF OCTOBER 1982 TILL DATE.I WAS RANKED SECOND BEST AND YOUNGGEST.
  
  
• Mussa Hassan - I was born in Harare Zimbabwe,i do not have any pet,i have never trained or lived with any pet,right now i am under political assylum in this country and not living a good life,i hope that i will leave this country as soon as the bank in London transferes the money to your bank account.
  
  I like all kind of foods because i easily adapt,but my favuorite food is rice and stew,pizza,the last book i read was the bible,when i was in school i used to be a good novel reader but since i had this problem i turned on to God and often read the bible.It is so nice to read these words from you and hope that some day we will get to meet and live as one family.May God bless you for your kindness towards me,i have to stop so far and hope that i will hear from you again after you finish communicating with the bank.
  
  
• J. Mataya, Esq. - Where did you receive your law degree from? University of Ghana, Legon, Accra. Ghana. But now resided in Republic of Togo.
  
  
• Stanly Abuchi - For your questions l am from Abidjan Cote D'lvoire in west africa and l work in the bank as you can also see from my first mail to you.On us meeting half way please do note that l will immediately relocate to your country or any country of your choice at the end of this busienss for sharing and investment purposes with your kind assistance.l am born in the year 1952 and l have worked as a banker for many years.Other questions you asked is irrelevant as it has nothing to do with this our business.
  
  
• Jerald Lawal - Most questions you are asking me at this point is irrelevant as far as I am concerned, this is because they have no link to this transfer, however, I will answer the ones I know should be answered in other to move on.
  
  I was born about the same year as you, 1964 in Lagos-Nigeria and in the General Hospital. I got your contact from the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce Gazette.
  
  
• Mahim Ali, who also noted the proverb I included in my mail - I was born on the 26th. Of April 1960, at Yalgado Hospital, Ouiagadougou(The General Hospital).
  For your second question, yes, I have a dog(my “Eve” she’s beautiful), It is common here in Burkina faso. Rarely will you find a house that does not have a dog, it comes from a long time story about our ancient mother.
  Following your third question elizabeth, should I say, you are kind of expensive there, I will go or a good, well prepared vegetable soup and garri(Grinded casava stired with hot water), very good eh! That is my favorite.
  The last book I just finished is a best seller novel, “Flesh and Blood” Horror. I enjoyed it too.
  Beth(you make me sound as if I know you close just that, I have a cousin by the name elizabeth), I need your explanation to this phrase “WHY BE DIFFICULT WHEN YOU CAN BE IMPOSSIBLE”.
  
  
• Rev. Simion George - I was born in 1960 in Monrovia ,Liberia to be precise.
  
  Well talking about pet ,yes I have a very nice Dog that I cherish very much.
  My fourite food it rice,Well my last book that I read is things fall apart written by Achebe.
  l have not gotten much time to read this Da Vinci Code book which I will also love to read very soon as I have heard much about it.
  
  
• Peter Frank - I was born in Ouagadougou BUrkina Faso on 15 March 1963. I am married with
  4kids, Two(3)Boys and a girl.
  My son have a Dog named TOBBY, A neigbour gave him the Dog after their Dog
  gave birth.
  I like Rice and Fried Plantain and our local african food.
  I don't have time to read novels or books, but i am good in reading the
  daily news paper. To know what is going on in the country and outside the
  country.
  During my spare time, i take the kids to the park.
  
  
• Tamrat Dale - First and foremost, I am a widower, married with one daughter, lost my wife to cancer in year 2001. I was born in October, 1st, 1960. My daughter is just 14 years old. I was born in Joint medical center, Lagos Nigeria.
  Secondly, I have a dog, but do not have a cat, the name of my dog is Billy, is very wild dog and gets violence if some one knocks at my gate whenever I am not around. My wife hated dogs, but my dog has become path of me. It now appears I can not do without my dog.
  Thirdly, my favorite food is rice stew, you will be laughing to read this, do you know about rice stew? Have you tasted one before? May be I will make you one if nature brings us together for this purpose. I also love pizzas.
  Fourthly, the last book I read is sensational spy, it makes me more alert and know what life is all about and more of other countries.
  
  
• Faty Bakassa - Thanks for your mail sir i have scan it and send to you for you to see
  First - i was born in Ivory Coast
  Second - i Do have any pets?
  Third - My your favourite food? I love a good curry and also
  pizza and pasta.
  Fourth - since i have all this problem it hard for me to read books now
  Dear sir i can not give any one your email address.
  i will like you to contact the bank to get for the bank to give you more information
  Thanks
  Faty Bakassa
  
  
• Williams Jude - I was born in 16th of April 1960 at President Hospital here in Nigeria i also have very good pet that is lovable and My favourite food is salad and pizza also.
  
  
• Barr Kome Komo - Concerning the proof to show that everything here is guniue here i have attached the death certificate to these mail to show that is is for real.concerning the my level of schooling here in nigeria,i attented the Great University Of Benin studying law in my first degree and went on to one of the law school here.
  
  
• Jacob M Toko - I was born in St.Trinity hospital in Lagos in 14th of september 1958.
  
  To answer your question about pets,i have a dogs and pigeons.
  
  About food which i do like,i love eating chinese food and also i love to eat pizza also,
  The book i love to read is scarlett letters,it is very interesting.
  
  I hope i have got answer to all your question,i want to thank you once again for your reply which i really appreciate and i hope we can start doing buisness and getting along with one another.
  
  
• Stella Sigcau - 1, l was in south africa in the year 1955
  2, l have a pet which is dog
  3, My favourite food rice and salad with chicken
  4, The last book i read is the holy bible?
  
  
• John Kalu, giving his credentials - I obtain my LLB in university of Lawyer after which I went for my Lawyer school for 1 year.
  After that I was call to BAR by Nigeria Bar Association.
  A member of ABA (Africa Bar association)
  A member of SAN (Senior Advocate of Nigeria)
  I have my chambers which branches in Lagos, Porthacourt Ibadan and Kaduna .
  I have been in legal Practice for 14yrs now, which I believe I have done, marvelous well to all my clients, both local and international levels.
  
  
• Barrister Usman Awadi - In answer to your question, I graduated from the Law Faculty of the University of Benin, Benin City, Edo Nigeria in 1988 with second class ( upper division ) and was subsequently called to the Nigerian Bar Association on the 24th day of May, 1990.
  
  
• Sam Edem - Again, I am a very busy man working for The President here because I was his campaign manager during the elections, I read only books on electioneering and campaigns. I am old now about 64years, I was born in a remote village in southern part of the country, and I like vegatables and fruits because of my age. I have dogs here for security and not as pets.
  
  
• Patrick Ogwala - To answer your questions, I was born in Lagos in 1960. I havent got a pet because of time working at the bank, my best food is pounded yam with egusi, the last novel i read was The Walking cant remember who wrote it.
  
  
• Kola Jones - Thanks for your mail will I had my law degree from the Law School of Nigeria I holding a Barrister degree in Law and a Bsc in medicine all was in Nigeria here I tried calling you but went into voice mail I shall be waiting to hear from you.
  
  
• Edward Yau - Yes I was born in November 14th, 1957 in China. I am 49 years by November. I do not have any pet right now because the one I had was kill by a reckless driver and ever since then, it has been a problem racing another.
  
  I am also a single parent and I am not ready for any marriage now because I have not found the one I had good enough to take another one. I have three kids, James the first and only son, 22 years and presently in the high school here in London with me. Jane 19 is also in high school also with me and our last daughter Jenny 17 now but was taken by the mother back to China. I am from China and I lived all my life there in China until I was transferred to our London branch office of this bank where I have been since 1998.
  
  I am a Christian and I strongly believe in God. My favorite food is among Chinese delicacies, which you may not know because you are not a Chinese. I speak English and traditional Chinese fluently. The last book I read is the (Account Made Easy) written by the Institute of Chartered Accountants of China (ICAC).
  
  
• Jacob Toko (again), whose definiton of famous is interesting - I currently live in Abuja,now the capital city in Nigeria.
  My favourite book is Scarlet letter which i told you in the previous mail i sent to you.
  I have met so many people famous here in my country,e.g The chairman of the international Economic Reform in Nigeria.
  
  
• Laarni Enriquez - I am born on April 18th 1969 we are almost the same day that means we have something in common,please do not fail me,i was born in Philippines and I like dogs,but do not have anyone,my favorite food is friuts,but for book non for now becuase of my condition.
  
  
• Williams Magena - 1 i was born in kwazulu-natal in durban the zulu kingdom here in south africa in the year 1969
  
  2 i do not have any pets but i do like dogs as well.
  
  3 my favourite food is my native food which is pap and meat.
  
  4 i always read business journals and magazines.
  
  
• Williams James - Yes i like bunny rabbits and did not know your country because you have not tell me where you came from.I like meat so much.
  
  
• Albert Omen - I was born in Sierra- Leone general hosital on the 28th of march
  1969 I don`t have any pet here but dog in my country when I was there.I like
  eating rice and beans but my fovority is my traditional food you will see
  the food when you come. I must tell the truth since all this while I only
  read news paper.
  
  
• Mary Jones - I was born 52 years ago in Liberia. My pet is earl and she is a nice lovely cute german shepherd. i am a vegetarian and hate the book you just read ( da vinci code) . if you really ewant to help carry out thgis task let me know so that we can proceed , i do not have all the time in thge world to do this
  
  
• Vincent Ebeano - As per your questions, i like pets hence i have a massive dog, reads best sellers of all types a lot, love milk and chesse.
  
  
• Debbie - Well I was born on the 13th of March 1982 making me 25 years old and I must tell you I really love pets more expecially dog but I am not in position of having it because I am living in a refugee camp here in Senegal which you know the kind of place it will be and not my personal home.
  
  I did also watch Tv and the most favourable program that everybody here in senegal love not only me is a program called 'Rubby'.
  
  I can't even remember reading books or novel as this predicament is eating me all over and all my mind is focused on how to get this deposit released and besides i need to continue my education once you can help me get out of this problem and get the deposit released on my behalf so it is going to be great if you can come down to Senegal so that we finalize everything and go back together but if you could not then you can still from there to make the release while you send for me to comr over to your country.
  
  
• David Dangote - I was born in july 25th 1964 at st Mary's Catholic hospital Kaduna. North state of Nigeria.
  
  I had a pet but it is dead.
  
  
• Jose Muze - First - Where and when were you born? I was born at the Harare general hospital Harare Zimbabwe on the 7th oct 1969
  Second - Do you have any pets? I have three big dogs when i was in zimbabwe, we live in a big farm so it is compulsory that you have big strong dogs.Now i dont have any pet because we are staying in a refugee camp
  Third - What is your favourite food? I love Rice and vegetables, i also like Pap with soup
  
  Fourth - What is the last book you read? Long work to freedom by Nelson Mandela. the book is the biography of Nelson Mandela, the freedon fighter and first democratic elected President of south africa. The book gives me a lot of inspiration and hope to endure the dead of my father and the suffering of the Zimbabwe people in the hands of President Robert Mugabe
  
  
• Rose Anny - I received your message and concerning your request I am 18 years old and I am nee on December 10, 1988 and for the programs I like mtv the chains of music and I do not like the reading, and I will like to know what the lawyer said to you and is what to you have it contacts let me know all these elements and still to reassure me the interest has that you want to help me.
  
  
• Dr. Abu - 1.I was born in fada nguruma in Burkina faso 1966.
  
  Second - Do you have any pets?,i don't have a pet for now.
  
  Third - What is your favorite food? I like our local African food called fufu.
  Fourth - What is the last book you read?,i love reading our local novels called onye nku,i have read it all and all its very interesting.
  
  
• Frank Phillip - i was born in 1964 here in poly clinin achimota,accra ghana.
  if you will like to be in ghana which will be preferable for us so that you will witness everything in the banking premises.
  the local food we eat here has difference name which you might enjoy if you come down to ghana.
  
  
• Lawal Musa - I just find out that you are a bit not sure of my proposal, anyway if you want to think more about it, you are free to do so, but just bear in mind that a stich in time save mine.
  Iam 46 years, my favourite animal is dog,my favourite programme is debate.Hope to hear from you soon.
  
  
• Mr. Kevin Paul - YOU REQUESTED KNOWNING MORE ABOUT ME, HERE IS MY HISTORY AND MY INFORMATION DATA:
  
  MY NAME IS MR KEVIN PAUL, I AM BORN AS THE FIRST CHILD OF HIS ROYAL HIGNESS (IGWE PAUL TRADITIONAL RULER OF CHUBA KINGDOM IN RIVER STATE OF NIGERIA).I WAS BORN ON THE 20TH OF JULY 1960 AT THE PORTHACURT GENERAL HOSPITAL RIVER STATE.PRESENTLY I DON’T HAVE A PET,BUT I USE TO HAVE ONE DOG THAT WAS NOCKED DOWN BY A RUN AWAY DRIVER.INFACT I FELT VERY BAD THE DAY MY DOG DIED.
  
  MY FAVOURIATE FOOD IS GARRI, IT IS A LOCAL FOOD AND I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT.I HAVE NOT BEEN AN AVIDE READER OF BOOKS THIS DAYS VERY UNLIKE WHEN I WAS A STUDENT BECAUSE OF THE NATURE OF MY BANK WORK THAT DOES NOT GIVE ME THE CHANCE OF READING BOOKS BUT I VIVIDLY REMEMBER ONE OF THE LAST BOOK I READ THAT I TOOK SO MUCH IN LOVE IN IS ROMEO AND JULIET.
  
  TO BE CANDID THIS QUESTIONS YOU NEEDED FROM ME SOUNDS VERY FUNY,MAY I ASK WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW MUCH ABOUT ME? DO YOU HAVE PERSONAL INTEREST IN ME? IF YES, THAT IS OK.
  
  
• Jeniffer Las - I was born 24th december 1985 in holland, but left at the age if 4 years old to
  join up with my father in Liberia, both mother and father are Liberians.
  but I presently live in Abidjan the capital city of Cote’d Ivoire.
  
  I once hard a dog as a pet, I love dogs better than all other animals.
  ( its great to see that you could get a dog and a cat as freinds, most of the dogs
  and cat I know are notr willing to share the same street)
  my best food is Rice and platain,I love chinese food too.
  Its funny that da Vinci code is the last novel I read too, this is a french country and
  its not easy to get good novels, but when I visited Ghana sometimes ago, I visited
  the bank in Ghana to make enquiries about the deposit, I was lucky to see good
  novels there.
  
  
• Louisa/Louis - I was born in 1986 and I will be 20yrs old by
  december and my brother will be 18 by next month
  and and our place of birth is Zimbabwe before
  coming to settle down in Ghana till the death of our
  father.
  
  My favourite pet is DOVE because it symbolises
  peace in our life.
  
  My favourite program is James Springer .The last
  book I read was ferighheit 9 11 and the Autor of the
  book is MORRIS MORRE.
  
  
• Mary - I was born in the year 1954 October ist. I am 52 years old. My pets name is earl. I am a vegetarian as I like to watch my weight very well. I have read quite a lot of books but my favourite is the POET by Bayala. I hate da vinci code and dont like to read it
• Mrs. Juliet - Question:When were you born and how old are you?
  Answer: I was born in 1956 and i am 50 years old now.
  Question:What is your favourite animal?
  Answer: My favorite animal is Lion as when it makes to be bold in every situation even now am lying down on my sick bed, i am ready to face death if it comes now.
  Question:Do you watch TV? If so, what is your favourite programme?
  Answer: Yes, but since in the hospital there is no TV here , i only have my laptop which i use and i watch christian programes in the internet.
  Question:What was the last book you read?
  Answer: I only read Bible and christian books and magazines.
  Question:How did you find out about the funds?
  Answer: This money belongs to my late husband which he deposited with the Security Company before his sudden death. He was poisoned to death by his brothers for them to be able to take over his wealth. I am the beneficiary as we did not have any child that will inherit this money, my husband at the point of death told me to use this money for the less privilaged in the society and the poor, the neddy, the widows, and for the work of GOD.
  
  
• Rita Mark - I was born at the General hospital in Harare, Zimbabwe, on the 11th may, 1960. I enjoyed dogs but have non at the moment. I do not read much. Only spend most of my time reading women health magazines and newspapers.
  

Ooh, how nice!

George Michael wrote to me! I dreamed of this day for many years until he announced he *ahem* was into men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. ;)

Mesage from George Michael
Ivory Coast - West Africa,
Goodday my dear,

In a brief introduction, my name is George Michael from Africa. I loss my Dad a couple of months ago. My Father was a business man until his death . He was assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising in my country. Before his death, he deposited the sum of US$12,600,000.00 (Twelve million six hundred thousand united states dollars) with a bank here in Ivory Coast - West Africa, which was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. Now, due to the present political crises in Ivory Coast which will not be save for me investing the money in the country, I have decided to move the money to your country for a business investment which made me contacting you because I need your assistant in directing me into a good business field that is fast in your country. Urgently confirm the receipt of this proposal with your direct telephone number to enable us discuss orally on the telephone regarding your percentage for your humanly assistant.

I wait for your reply.
Best Regards,
George Michael

If you would like to get you a famous man as a penpal, shoot him an email here. george_michael@pobox.sk

It's like a little poem..

Do you stand what i mean now
are you ready to go to CANADA
to clear these funds from the security valt
with the Documents of the funds.

If you are ready let me know
i am going back to that neigbouring this weekend
i will be back next week.

i want to know how serious you are to cooperate with me
to move these funds from the security to your country uk.
if you indicate the zealousness in you will give the Docments of the funds
and send your information to security personnel to contact you.

Why of course, I am ready to go to Canada, they have snow and cute guys. But I don't know if I have the zealousness in me.. ;)

A Money Recovery Scam

Hmm.. they scam you once, and then they want to scam you this way!

FROM {EFCC}
ECONOMICS AND FINANCIAL
CRIME COMMISSION NIGERIA

Goodday

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar

THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE

Have you been scammed lately?

I would hope not, but if you want to lie and say that you have been scammed, this fella is seeking your help in catching the scammers and making them serve martinis and tequila sunrises...

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar


THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE

Now they're offering loans?

This is new for me! I'd never seen a lad offering loans, and with such low unpublished interest rates!

DEAR PROSPECTIVE INVESTTORS OF OUR DYNAMIC WORLD.
HERITAGE FUNDS IS AN INSTITUTION THAT GIVES SHORT TERM FINANCIAL LEVERAGE FOR SMALL SCALE BUSNIESS VENTURE AND CAPITAL INVESTMENT PROJECT WITH LOW INTREST RATE(%).
THE TECHNOLOGICAL TREND AND GLOBALISATION HAS ENHANCED INVESTMENT AROUND THE GLOBE SO WE DECIEDED TO BRING BUSINESS OPORTUNITY TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

IF YOU ARE PROSPECTIVE TO A TAKEN A LOAN FROM OUR ORGANISATION WITH LESS INTREST RATE, YOU CAN CONTACT THE COMPANY'S ACCOUNT

OFFICER WITH HIS CONTACT DETAILS VIZ;

NAME: HERITAGE FUNDS
COUNTRY: NIGERIA
EMAIL: [snip]
TEL: +234 805 525 4371
HERITAGE FUNDS LEVERAGE.

WELLCOME TO HERITAGE FUNDS, WE ARE INCORPORATED IN NIGERIA WITH THE COMPANY'S NAME AFOREMENTIONED AND GRANTED LICENCE BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO RUN THIS LEGITIMATE LOAN OFFER. WE HAVE MET WITH PROSPECTIVE CUSTOMERS OBLIGATION AND ATTAIN THE COMPANY'S OBJECTIVES AND GAINING PUBLIC CONFIDENCE WHICH SHOWS THE STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT OF ANY FINANCIAL INSTITUTION. WE GIVE OUR CLIENTS PREFERENCIAL TREATMENT SINCE BANK OIL THE WHEEL OF BUSINESS, THEY ARE THE BLOOD OF BANKS.

WE ASSIST YOU FIND A LASTING SOLUTION TO :

• Purchase of Additional Inventory
• Provide Working Capital
• Completing a Turnaround
• Improving Cash Flow
• Executing an Acquisition
• Meeting Growth Requirements
• Emerging from Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

WE PROVIDE FINANCE WITHIN THE RANGE OF $5,000 to $3,000,000

We provide financial solutions that suit your particular needs. Quicken Loans makes it easy;
1. Save time. No long forms to fill out.
2. Expert Advice. We find the right loan for you.
3. Fast. Close your loan in weeks.
4. Convenient. Closings that come to you with no pre-payment penalties

I ANTICIPATE YOUR PATRONAGE

MR. EBALU JAMES
Financier
+234 805 525 4371

You *must* see and hear this.. :)

What will a lad do in order to get what he wants? Anything theFailure tells him to do.. :)

theFailure, the baiter who brought you Anus Laptops, and the Martins Cole saga (you need to register to see this one but it is entirely worth it, you'll laugh for hours) has currently got a bait going with a lad. Much of it has been posted on scambaits in the members area so if you want to see it all you can click here and register. But if not, make sure to check the following out. Wilson's place (mostly work safe, all genitalia has been censored, the murder scene is all red paint thanks to the lad) is the website theFailure's character has created and the lad is none to happy about it, as you can hear in this audio here with theFailure's character Wilson and audio death threats! And this audio here where theFailure is playing 3 characters at once including Butch Driveshaft, one of his other very famous characters, too and then Butch goes nuts and hurts Wilson, one of his other characters. Be assured, no scambaiters were shot in the head during the creation of this audio, it's all to mess with the *lad's* head! Be warned the audios contain language of a non-work/kid-safe nature.

In my opinion, theFailure is very badly named. He should be called theSuccess!

A new record?

I think this is the longest mail I've ever received from a lad; and it has some very interesting thoughts about the world we live in today (I had gotten it a couple of weeks ago and had forgotten about it until just now):

Subject: RE: URGENT URGENT TO REPLY

Dear Mabilla Livermore,

Thanks for your mail,I understood all you said thanks for your trust and I
promise not to let you down from date tell the end of this transaction and
hoping to have a continue business relationship with you.

The IFFCC warning information has been in existence for some years now. It is
nothing new. Furthermore, for your information, there is also an organisation
known as "The 419 Coalition" in the U.S.A. This organisation is jointly
founded
by both the Governments of the U.S.A. and Nigeria; though the American and
Nigerian Government will not openly admit it. This two government
agreed to use
those business proposal found on internet is to discourage international
business men like you not to assist Nigeria citizens from moving fund out of
the country because alot of fund has been snatched out of the country through
this way by the past government. / and is still being comfirmed by the
Nigerian
Govt. as a means of reducing(discouraging) the rate at which foreign companies
and individuals were and are still assisting Nigerian top ranking officails in
tranferring huge sums of money(foreign currency usually in US dollars) out of
Nigeria. It can only be reduced but not stopped for it is still going on even
as you read this mail. Please go to www.thisdayonline.com/ and go to the
recent papers' edition
You will find enough materials to proof how people from your "Holy and
Saintly
West" and their "Snow-white clean Banks" assisted the late and former Head of
State of Nigeria, Gen. Sani Abacha in looting billions of Nigeria's oil
money(petrodollars). I am sure you can find other publications and materials
in Europe(London) and the U.S. to buttress this point further. Much of the
looted funds are still in various banks in Europe and America,
Asia,Hong kong
and probably Indonesia ;.....oiling and fueling their economies.

I do not know of any country in Africa, Middle-East, Latin America
(except Cuba)
and Asia (remember the case of late President Marcos of the
Phillipines?) where
her leaders and some of their top government officials/politicians do not
transfer millions of dollars abroad. All these tranfers have been and will
always be with the active participation of people and the banks in America,
Canada,Europe and to some extent,the former Soviet block countries . Only
former presidents MANDELA of South Africa and NYERERE of Tanzania stand out as
clean and clear EXCEPTIONS. Truth is bitter but must be said ; like you have
forced me to do

THE HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE".It is very interesting to see how you Americans
and your Government accuse other people of all sorts of things ranging from
insincerity,dishonesty,outright fraud and even terrorism. But
unfortunately and
ironically,these same vices are the hallmarks of American life, society and
American Government Foreign Policy decisions.They also happen to be America's
major exports to the rest of the world at a time when Japan (plus her Asian
Tigers) and some European countries are busy exporting useful products,
appropriate useful technologies and of course, peace. Just see for youself;

The only American President in the recent past that meant good to
Americans and
to the rest of the world (particularly here in Africa) was President Bill
Clinton. He was honest,sincere, unselfish and forthright. He is regarded as a
Hero in most of Africa, except perhaps in Libya and this is quite
understandable. But some of your very rich and conservative Americans in an
unholy alliance with the hawks in the Republican Party(plus a few blackship
Democrats) tried very hard to tarnish his 8-years enviable tenor with the
Monica Lewinsky affair. Considering the time this affair was blown up to the
American public, it was clear that it was done to tarnish his image and target
Al-gore who was then the Vice-President and Presidential candidate of the
Democratic party. You people then completed the script by conducting and
condoning the most CONTROVERSIAL election in America's recent history. You
closed your mouths and ears as Governor Bush of the state of Florida employed
all the tricks and tactics under the sun to fraudlently rig his brother (now
President George Bush) into the White House. All these happened in your
America......"the land of the saints". Although I hate terrorists and their
sponsors, but you can see what has been happening to America since the coming
of George Bush.

The monumental collapse of the American former Energy Giant... ENRON.. is a
typical example of how honest some of you are. The company's auditors
,Anderson, had American personnel and yet they cooked Enron's Account
Books to
indicate a very financially healthy company when indeed it was in very deep
RED. All its funds had been siphoned out through dubious paper contracts for
which money was paid. To proof Anderson's complicity in the whole affair and
its efforts to cover up the involvement of some prominent Americans, it
destroyed all the papers and information in their computers. We even
hear that
part of the stollen funds was used to foot part of the campaign bills of
President George Bush and yet, he still has the moral right to remain in
office. If that had happened in Africa or any part of the developing world,
George Bush and people like you would have cried blue murder and immediately
asked for that President's head. People have lost their life-time savings,
gratuities and pensions in the Enron scam and yet this is your America.

My dear friend, how many Americans or Europeans have gone to the CNN, BBC, or
VOA to publicly announce that they became millionaires or made huge amounts by
assisting some African leaders and their top government officials in
tranfering money abroad? Where are those people who helped in
transfering these
funds abroad? Are they all dead? Certainly not. Their 20--30% share of such
transferred funds are either in their private accounts or must have been
invested in some other ways. Even if we succeed in recovering some tiny
fraction of the looted funds from the leaders and govt. officials,none of the
20--30% share of foreign assistant's share will ever be recovered. That is the
gospel truth

So, I am not trying to scam or defraud you as you want to believe. You
have got
to trust and believe me. My transaction with you is for real and you will
never regret it. Let us do this deal together and we shall both be better for
it. I promise you that you will not loose anything as you will deduct all your
expenses from the funds

Just as there are some bad guys, there are also good guys. This is
true of any
country or place. I strongly believe you are a good, careful and cautious
person, hence you have gone to great lengths and debths to find out more about
this type of transaction. It is also only natural for me to have reacted the
way I did above, because it hurts very much to be wrongly accused and even
insulted. So pardon me if I must have overeacted.

Finally, let us get together and conclude this deal. Time is of the essence

The informations we need from you to commence this project is as follow
YOUR COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS,YOUR BANKING DETAILS, TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBERS.As soon as we recieve this we will commence urgently.

I am waiting for your reply.

Best regard

DR UBA ABRAHAM

Some more quotes from lads

• Mr. James Nolan apparently thinks that when it comes to phone numbers. The thing is that all of these numbers are freely available to anyone, and they can point to anywhere:
  

  Mr James Nolan,(Director of Operations)
  Nat West Bank of London.
  Email: <snip>
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5092
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5094
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5085
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5087
  Phone Number:+44-703-183-2834
  Fax Number: +44-87-0912-4661

• Mr. Johnson Peter's company has this for a motto - SO WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?WAITTING FOR YOUR RESPONDS.WE DO ALWAYS MAINTAIN OUR MOTTO. MAKING YOU HAPPY AS WELL KEEPING YOUR SECREETS FOR YOU.
  
  
• I don't get Mr. Smith, he was told that I was told by this other lad to mail him so that he could talk to me....
  

  I got your mail and did not like as you really sounded. But all the same I do not blame you as many things are happening on the Internet.

• Ekene Cy - WE the high court of nigeria 234 acknowledge your email today and we are so happy for you patronize .we have had all the email the you forward to us . now thank god that you contact the real high court of nigeria 234.
  
  
• Adams Osei - However, scam mails which people send to various individuals and companies on the internet have also made it so impossible for one to do business reliably with other internet users all over the world. I solicit and hope that this letter will not be considered of treated like one of those letters.
  
  
• If you didn't think this guy was strange before, here's more proof, in a letter purporting to have $11,400,000 (11.4 million dollars only). And yes, I do acknowledge that his name is spelt wrong, but some lads don't really know how to spell too well ;)
  
  

  Mr. Tom Matine Cruse (Credit Officer Caja Mar Banco Plc Madrid España)

  
  
• Mr ado's had some problems (probably a fake site shut down, or an email shutdown ;))
  
  

  This is to inform you that we are under going serious repairs to our domain and it has caused our Dear customers not to reach us through our main id successdeliverydiplomaticcourier... so you are hereby advice to send your entire correspondent via this mail box till we ratify the problem. We sincerely regret any in convinces this might have caused you.
  
  We shall notify you once the repairs are over.
  
  Thanking your for your anticipated cooperation.

• He don't get German I think... (Gruss Gott means Great God)
  
  

  Who are you and what you talking about. Who is Gruss Gott.

• Ray M Carter explains everything - I receive your mail, as i explained to you in my mail, the owner of the account is dead and every big deposit/account in the bank has next of kin, next of kin means the person that will inherit the money when the real owner is dead. So i want you to be the next of kin to the account, i have all the details of the deposit which i will send to you. If you do understand now let me know so that we can start.
  

Kola Ibrahim is testy

As with every relationship, it starts out so sunnily.

My name is Mr Kola Ibrahim; I am the regional manager of International
Commercial bank of Ghana Koforidua branch in the Eastern region of Ghana.

I got your information on a recent bank conference with other West African
countries held in Lome the capital city of Togo in West Africa . I write you this proposal in good faith; I am 47 years old married with two lovely kids. I am a devoted Christian and a man of peace.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and me, as the regional manager of the International Commercial bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business year. on the course of the last year 2005 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made sum of Twenty - seven million four hundred thousand united state dollars($27,400,000.00) which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have placed this funds on what we call fixed call account with no
beneficiary. As an officer of this bank

I cannot be directly connected to this money, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 30% of the total funds as commission. There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank to bank transfer, and all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of these funds who made the deposit in my branch so that my head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.

If you accept to work with me I will appreciate it very much. My private phone number is 00233 244 875346 call me if you think we can work together so that we can go over the details. Thank you in advance and May God bless you and your family. Please don't forget to send me your personal contacts, addresses and phone numbers.

Yours Truly
Mr. Kola Ibrahim

A few nonsequitors is all it took to get Kola a little miffed. Peeved even.

Please if you interested in this business you let me know and if you are not interested please still let me know so that I know what to do.

I didn't like his attitude. Not one bit. And I told him so.

Listen, I don't like your attitude at all. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT!!!!!!!!! His heart is upheld, he will not fear, until he looks with satisfaction on his adversaries.

I want you to send me 3,250USD immediately if not sooner. If you don't then May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons.. Call me immediately at +447092882462

You are a fucknut.

Oh Kola, what happened?

I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE A JOKER.
I DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH JOKERS
BYE

By this point I got down to brass tacks. I wrote simply:

certainly fucknut

Maybe I gave myself away with that though.

I SAID YOU CAN DO YOUR BUSINESS ELSE WHERE NOT WITH ME ANY MORE. YOU ARE NOT FOR BUSINESS.
KOLA

Come back Kola. Don't leave me this way. . . .

Some days it is great to be a scambaiter..

Baiting can make opening your email box a whole lot of fun.. ;) It might be a funny email, it might be a lad telling you to leave them alone, or it might be some half naked pics of a scammer..

There's a young man in Spain who is a scammer, he likes to steal money from people. Unfortunately he somehow met up with me and my good friend Sephy, both of us like to bait people who steal money from people. I like to take their heart and crush it slowly in my hands, because that is really what they do to people - they make them hope and dream of a large sum of funds, and then steal from them. While I can't (and wouldn't) steal from them, I can make them hope and dream of life with a gorgeous woman in an expensive house with Ferrari's and what not (think K-Fed) and then smash their hearts into a million tiny pieces with a large meat mallet, after sending them to the airport a few times to pick me up when I arrive in my private jet..

Before you say it's cruel, I actually have spoken with victims of these scams on many, many occasions. I have spoken to people who have just sent off money to a scammer they will never see again. I have spoken to people arrested for cashing fake checks. I have seen enough to know these scammers are criminals and in a lot of cases they do it not because they need the money, but because they want the BMW's and mobile phones and laptops and gold chains that you can afford when you are a scammer and not spending your own money.

This young man thinks I am a world famous supermodel with her own talk show and he is madly in love with me. He thinks she is madly in love with him, and that she wants to marry him.

Please i love your photos and your proffesion, i love your program very much and i never know i could meet someone like you talkless of asking for maariage, i never know you are so successful before i email you and tell you that i love you, i tell you that i love you before you open your self to me and let me know who you realy are even if you did not reveal yourself to me, i will still stand on my words that i feel in love to you. Babe girl, do you still love me or not? i still love you and will keep on saying that. Please i will like to hear from you today so that i can know my stand but i pray, i will win your heart and love again. Have a nice and wonderful day, God bless you.

The last time I spoke to him on the phone I said to him I had spoken to some of my modelling contacts and they wanted some photos of him with only underwear on so they could book some jobs for him. And today, they arrived. And here they are, for your viewing pleasure.. ;) If you like you can click for a bigger image.. ;) Or not, as the case may be..

I have no explanation for the deodorant or the tongue. Perhaps he thinks he can get a commercial? ;) It's a shame, he's not a bad looking guy and he seems to be working on a nice six pack there, but the guy is a criminal.. If you see him around, run! ;)