Why do I suspect this Rev is lying to me? ;)
DEAR SIR,

 YOU ARE GETTING ALL WRONG,
 I CAN NOT CHEAT YOU. AM A SERVANT OF GOD, THE BIBLE SAYS , A CHEATER MUST ONE DAY BE CHEATED. IF I DO THAT ,WHAT WILL I GO TELLING THE CONGRIGATION.

 TRUST ME IS FOR REAL. GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR PAYMENT. I GIVE YOU MY WORD WITHIN 48HOUR OF YOUR PAYMENT, YOUR MONEY WILL GET TO YOU.

 THANKS,
 REV WILLIAM