Tell me a bit about yourself...

One thing that I've done for a while now is to ask the lads 4 questions about themselves -

When and where were you born?
Do you have any pets?
What is your favourite food?
What is the last novel you read?

Some lads got asked what their favourite TV show was as well. If the lad claims to be a barrister, I ask them about Quite a few of them have given their details. Here they are:

• Barr. Richard Knowles - I ATTANED MY PRIMARY AND SECONDRAY SCHOOL AT ENUGU IN EASTERN PART OF NIGERIAN WHERE WE ORIGINATED, THEN I GOT ADDIMISSION INTO UNIVARSITY IN 1960 SEPTEMBER AFTER OUR INDEPENDENT AT UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA WHERE I READ LAW.
  
  AFTER MY YOUTH SERVICE, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL IN LAGOS WHERE I WAS PICKED BY THE FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL OF JUSTICE IN NIGERIA JUSTICE ALEX COKER TO WORK IN HIS CHENMBER FOR 4YRS, LATE JUSTICE ALEX COKER WAS THE JUSTICE THAT SATISFEIED ME FIT AND I WAS CROWN THE YOUNGEST LAWYER TO BE CALLED TO BAR ON 6TH OF OCTOBER 1982 TILL DATE.I WAS RANKED SECOND BEST AND YOUNGGEST.
  
  
• Mussa Hassan - I was born in Harare Zimbabwe,i do not have any pet,i have never trained or lived with any pet,right now i am under political assylum in this country and not living a good life,i hope that i will leave this country as soon as the bank in London transferes the money to your bank account.
  
  I like all kind of foods because i easily adapt,but my favuorite food is rice and stew,pizza,the last book i read was the bible,when i was in school i used to be a good novel reader but since i had this problem i turned on to God and often read the bible.It is so nice to read these words from you and hope that some day we will get to meet and live as one family.May God bless you for your kindness towards me,i have to stop so far and hope that i will hear from you again after you finish communicating with the bank.
  
  
• J. Mataya, Esq. - Where did you receive your law degree from? University of Ghana, Legon, Accra. Ghana. But now resided in Republic of Togo.
  
  
• Stanly Abuchi - For your questions l am from Abidjan Cote D'lvoire in west africa and l work in the bank as you can also see from my first mail to you.On us meeting half way please do note that l will immediately relocate to your country or any country of your choice at the end of this busienss for sharing and investment purposes with your kind assistance.l am born in the year 1952 and l have worked as a banker for many years.Other questions you asked is irrelevant as it has nothing to do with this our business.
  
  
• Jerald Lawal - Most questions you are asking me at this point is irrelevant as far as I am concerned, this is because they have no link to this transfer, however, I will answer the ones I know should be answered in other to move on.
  
  I was born about the same year as you, 1964 in Lagos-Nigeria and in the General Hospital. I got your contact from the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce Gazette.
  
  
• Mahim Ali, who also noted the proverb I included in my mail - I was born on the 26th. Of April 1960, at Yalgado Hospital, Ouiagadougou(The General Hospital).
  For your second question, yes, I have a dog(my “Eve” she’s beautiful), It is common here in Burkina faso. Rarely will you find a house that does not have a dog, it comes from a long time story about our ancient mother.
  Following your third question elizabeth, should I say, you are kind of expensive there, I will go or a good, well prepared vegetable soup and garri(Grinded casava stired with hot water), very good eh! That is my favorite.
  The last book I just finished is a best seller novel, “Flesh and Blood” Horror. I enjoyed it too.
  Beth(you make me sound as if I know you close just that, I have a cousin by the name elizabeth), I need your explanation to this phrase “WHY BE DIFFICULT WHEN YOU CAN BE IMPOSSIBLE”.
  
  
• Rev. Simion George - I was born in 1960 in Monrovia ,Liberia to be precise.
  
  Well talking about pet ,yes I have a very nice Dog that I cherish very much.
  My fourite food it rice,Well my last book that I read is things fall apart written by Achebe.
  l have not gotten much time to read this Da Vinci Code book which I will also love to read very soon as I have heard much about it.
  
  
• Peter Frank - I was born in Ouagadougou BUrkina Faso on 15 March 1963. I am married with
  4kids, Two(3)Boys and a girl.
  My son have a Dog named TOBBY, A neigbour gave him the Dog after their Dog
  gave birth.
  I like Rice and Fried Plantain and our local african food.
  I don't have time to read novels or books, but i am good in reading the
  daily news paper. To know what is going on in the country and outside the
  country.
  During my spare time, i take the kids to the park.
  
  
• Tamrat Dale - First and foremost, I am a widower, married with one daughter, lost my wife to cancer in year 2001. I was born in October, 1st, 1960. My daughter is just 14 years old. I was born in Joint medical center, Lagos Nigeria.
  Secondly, I have a dog, but do not have a cat, the name of my dog is Billy, is very wild dog and gets violence if some one knocks at my gate whenever I am not around. My wife hated dogs, but my dog has become path of me. It now appears I can not do without my dog.
  Thirdly, my favorite food is rice stew, you will be laughing to read this, do you know about rice stew? Have you tasted one before? May be I will make you one if nature brings us together for this purpose. I also love pizzas.
  Fourthly, the last book I read is sensational spy, it makes me more alert and know what life is all about and more of other countries.
  
  
• Faty Bakassa - Thanks for your mail sir i have scan it and send to you for you to see
  First - i was born in Ivory Coast
  Second - i Do have any pets?
  Third - My your favourite food? I love a good curry and also
  pizza and pasta.
  Fourth - since i have all this problem it hard for me to read books now
  Dear sir i can not give any one your email address.
  i will like you to contact the bank to get for the bank to give you more information
  Thanks
  Faty Bakassa
  
  
• Williams Jude - I was born in 16th of April 1960 at President Hospital here in Nigeria i also have very good pet that is lovable and My favourite food is salad and pizza also.
  
  
• Barr Kome Komo - Concerning the proof to show that everything here is guniue here i have attached the death certificate to these mail to show that is is for real.concerning the my level of schooling here in nigeria,i attented the Great University Of Benin studying law in my first degree and went on to one of the law school here.
  
  
• Jacob M Toko - I was born in St.Trinity hospital in Lagos in 14th of september 1958.
  
  To answer your question about pets,i have a dogs and pigeons.
  
  About food which i do like,i love eating chinese food and also i love to eat pizza also,
  The book i love to read is scarlett letters,it is very interesting.
  
  I hope i have got answer to all your question,i want to thank you once again for your reply which i really appreciate and i hope we can start doing buisness and getting along with one another.
  
  
• Stella Sigcau - 1, l was in south africa in the year 1955
  2, l have a pet which is dog
  3, My favourite food rice and salad with chicken
  4, The last book i read is the holy bible?
  
  
• John Kalu, giving his credentials - I obtain my LLB in university of Lawyer after which I went for my Lawyer school for 1 year.
  After that I was call to BAR by Nigeria Bar Association.
  A member of ABA (Africa Bar association)
  A member of SAN (Senior Advocate of Nigeria)
  I have my chambers which branches in Lagos, Porthacourt Ibadan and Kaduna .
  I have been in legal Practice for 14yrs now, which I believe I have done, marvelous well to all my clients, both local and international levels.
  
  
• Barrister Usman Awadi - In answer to your question, I graduated from the Law Faculty of the University of Benin, Benin City, Edo Nigeria in 1988 with second class ( upper division ) and was subsequently called to the Nigerian Bar Association on the 24th day of May, 1990.
  
  
• Sam Edem - Again, I am a very busy man working for The President here because I was his campaign manager during the elections, I read only books on electioneering and campaigns. I am old now about 64years, I was born in a remote village in southern part of the country, and I like vegatables and fruits because of my age. I have dogs here for security and not as pets.
  
  
• Patrick Ogwala - To answer your questions, I was born in Lagos in 1960. I havent got a pet because of time working at the bank, my best food is pounded yam with egusi, the last novel i read was The Walking cant remember who wrote it.
  
  
• Kola Jones - Thanks for your mail will I had my law degree from the Law School of Nigeria I holding a Barrister degree in Law and a Bsc in medicine all was in Nigeria here I tried calling you but went into voice mail I shall be waiting to hear from you.
  
  
• Edward Yau - Yes I was born in November 14th, 1957 in China. I am 49 years by November. I do not have any pet right now because the one I had was kill by a reckless driver and ever since then, it has been a problem racing another.
  
  I am also a single parent and I am not ready for any marriage now because I have not found the one I had good enough to take another one. I have three kids, James the first and only son, 22 years and presently in the high school here in London with me. Jane 19 is also in high school also with me and our last daughter Jenny 17 now but was taken by the mother back to China. I am from China and I lived all my life there in China until I was transferred to our London branch office of this bank where I have been since 1998.
  
  I am a Christian and I strongly believe in God. My favorite food is among Chinese delicacies, which you may not know because you are not a Chinese. I speak English and traditional Chinese fluently. The last book I read is the (Account Made Easy) written by the Institute of Chartered Accountants of China (ICAC).
  
  
• Jacob Toko (again), whose definiton of famous is interesting - I currently live in Abuja,now the capital city in Nigeria.
  My favourite book is Scarlet letter which i told you in the previous mail i sent to you.
  I have met so many people famous here in my country,e.g The chairman of the international Economic Reform in Nigeria.
  
  
• Laarni Enriquez - I am born on April 18th 1969 we are almost the same day that means we have something in common,please do not fail me,i was born in Philippines and I like dogs,but do not have anyone,my favorite food is friuts,but for book non for now becuase of my condition.
  
  
• Williams Magena - 1 i was born in kwazulu-natal in durban the zulu kingdom here in south africa in the year 1969
  
  2 i do not have any pets but i do like dogs as well.
  
  3 my favourite food is my native food which is pap and meat.
  
  4 i always read business journals and magazines.
  
  
• Williams James - Yes i like bunny rabbits and did not know your country because you have not tell me where you came from.I like meat so much.
  
  
• Albert Omen - I was born in Sierra- Leone general hosital on the 28th of march
  1969 I don`t have any pet here but dog in my country when I was there.I like
  eating rice and beans but my fovority is my traditional food you will see
  the food when you come. I must tell the truth since all this while I only
  read news paper.
  
  
• Mary Jones - I was born 52 years ago in Liberia. My pet is earl and she is a nice lovely cute german shepherd. i am a vegetarian and hate the book you just read ( da vinci code) . if you really ewant to help carry out thgis task let me know so that we can proceed , i do not have all the time in thge world to do this
  
  
• Vincent Ebeano - As per your questions, i like pets hence i have a massive dog, reads best sellers of all types a lot, love milk and chesse.
  
  
• Debbie - Well I was born on the 13th of March 1982 making me 25 years old and I must tell you I really love pets more expecially dog but I am not in position of having it because I am living in a refugee camp here in Senegal which you know the kind of place it will be and not my personal home.
  
  I did also watch Tv and the most favourable program that everybody here in senegal love not only me is a program called 'Rubby'.
  
  I can't even remember reading books or novel as this predicament is eating me all over and all my mind is focused on how to get this deposit released and besides i need to continue my education once you can help me get out of this problem and get the deposit released on my behalf so it is going to be great if you can come down to Senegal so that we finalize everything and go back together but if you could not then you can still from there to make the release while you send for me to comr over to your country.
  
  
• David Dangote - I was born in july 25th 1964 at st Mary's Catholic hospital Kaduna. North state of Nigeria.
  
  I had a pet but it is dead.
  
  
• Jose Muze - First - Where and when were you born? I was born at the Harare general hospital Harare Zimbabwe on the 7th oct 1969
  Second - Do you have any pets? I have three big dogs when i was in zimbabwe, we live in a big farm so it is compulsory that you have big strong dogs.Now i dont have any pet because we are staying in a refugee camp
  Third - What is your favourite food? I love Rice and vegetables, i also like Pap with soup
  
  Fourth - What is the last book you read? Long work to freedom by Nelson Mandela. the book is the biography of Nelson Mandela, the freedon fighter and first democratic elected President of south africa. The book gives me a lot of inspiration and hope to endure the dead of my father and the suffering of the Zimbabwe people in the hands of President Robert Mugabe
  
  
• Rose Anny - I received your message and concerning your request I am 18 years old and I am nee on December 10, 1988 and for the programs I like mtv the chains of music and I do not like the reading, and I will like to know what the lawyer said to you and is what to you have it contacts let me know all these elements and still to reassure me the interest has that you want to help me.
  
  
• Dr. Abu - 1.I was born in fada nguruma in Burkina faso 1966.
  
  Second - Do you have any pets?,i don't have a pet for now.
  
  Third - What is your favorite food? I like our local African food called fufu.
  Fourth - What is the last book you read?,i love reading our local novels called onye nku,i have read it all and all its very interesting.
  
  
• Frank Phillip - i was born in 1964 here in poly clinin achimota,accra ghana.
  if you will like to be in ghana which will be preferable for us so that you will witness everything in the banking premises.
  the local food we eat here has difference name which you might enjoy if you come down to ghana.
  
  
• Lawal Musa - I just find out that you are a bit not sure of my proposal, anyway if you want to think more about it, you are free to do so, but just bear in mind that a stich in time save mine.
  Iam 46 years, my favourite animal is dog,my favourite programme is debate.Hope to hear from you soon.
  
  
• Mr. Kevin Paul - YOU REQUESTED KNOWNING MORE ABOUT ME, HERE IS MY HISTORY AND MY INFORMATION DATA:
  
  MY NAME IS MR KEVIN PAUL, I AM BORN AS THE FIRST CHILD OF HIS ROYAL HIGNESS (IGWE PAUL TRADITIONAL RULER OF CHUBA KINGDOM IN RIVER STATE OF NIGERIA).I WAS BORN ON THE 20TH OF JULY 1960 AT THE PORTHACURT GENERAL HOSPITAL RIVER STATE.PRESENTLY I DON’T HAVE A PET,BUT I USE TO HAVE ONE DOG THAT WAS NOCKED DOWN BY A RUN AWAY DRIVER.INFACT I FELT VERY BAD THE DAY MY DOG DIED.
  
  MY FAVOURIATE FOOD IS GARRI, IT IS A LOCAL FOOD AND I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT.I HAVE NOT BEEN AN AVIDE READER OF BOOKS THIS DAYS VERY UNLIKE WHEN I WAS A STUDENT BECAUSE OF THE NATURE OF MY BANK WORK THAT DOES NOT GIVE ME THE CHANCE OF READING BOOKS BUT I VIVIDLY REMEMBER ONE OF THE LAST BOOK I READ THAT I TOOK SO MUCH IN LOVE IN IS ROMEO AND JULIET.
  
  TO BE CANDID THIS QUESTIONS YOU NEEDED FROM ME SOUNDS VERY FUNY,MAY I ASK WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW MUCH ABOUT ME? DO YOU HAVE PERSONAL INTEREST IN ME? IF YES, THAT IS OK.
  
  
• Jeniffer Las - I was born 24th december 1985 in holland, but left at the age if 4 years old to
  join up with my father in Liberia, both mother and father are Liberians.
  but I presently live in Abidjan the capital city of Cote’d Ivoire.
  
  I once hard a dog as a pet, I love dogs better than all other animals.
  ( its great to see that you could get a dog and a cat as freinds, most of the dogs
  and cat I know are notr willing to share the same street)
  my best food is Rice and platain,I love chinese food too.
  Its funny that da Vinci code is the last novel I read too, this is a french country and
  its not easy to get good novels, but when I visited Ghana sometimes ago, I visited
  the bank in Ghana to make enquiries about the deposit, I was lucky to see good
  novels there.
  
  
• Louisa/Louis - I was born in 1986 and I will be 20yrs old by
  december and my brother will be 18 by next month
  and and our place of birth is Zimbabwe before
  coming to settle down in Ghana till the death of our
  father.
  
  My favourite pet is DOVE because it symbolises
  peace in our life.
  
  My favourite program is James Springer .The last
  book I read was ferighheit 9 11 and the Autor of the
  book is MORRIS MORRE.
  
  
• Mary - I was born in the year 1954 October ist. I am 52 years old. My pets name is earl. I am a vegetarian as I like to watch my weight very well. I have read quite a lot of books but my favourite is the POET by Bayala. I hate da vinci code and dont like to read it
• Mrs. Juliet - Question:When were you born and how old are you?
  Answer: I was born in 1956 and i am 50 years old now.
  Question:What is your favourite animal?
  Answer: My favorite animal is Lion as when it makes to be bold in every situation even now am lying down on my sick bed, i am ready to face death if it comes now.
  Question:Do you watch TV? If so, what is your favourite programme?
  Answer: Yes, but since in the hospital there is no TV here , i only have my laptop which i use and i watch christian programes in the internet.
  Question:What was the last book you read?
  Answer: I only read Bible and christian books and magazines.
  Question:How did you find out about the funds?
  Answer: This money belongs to my late husband which he deposited with the Security Company before his sudden death. He was poisoned to death by his brothers for them to be able to take over his wealth. I am the beneficiary as we did not have any child that will inherit this money, my husband at the point of death told me to use this money for the less privilaged in the society and the poor, the neddy, the widows, and for the work of GOD.
  
  
• Rita Mark - I was born at the General hospital in Harare, Zimbabwe, on the 11th may, 1960. I enjoyed dogs but have non at the moment. I do not read much. Only spend most of my time reading women health magazines and newspapers.
  

Ooh, how nice!

George Michael wrote to me! I dreamed of this day for many years until he announced he *ahem* was into men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. ;)

Mesage from George Michael
Ivory Coast - West Africa,
Goodday my dear,

In a brief introduction, my name is George Michael from Africa. I loss my Dad a couple of months ago. My Father was a business man until his death . He was assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising in my country. Before his death, he deposited the sum of US$12,600,000.00 (Twelve million six hundred thousand united states dollars) with a bank here in Ivory Coast - West Africa, which was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. Now, due to the present political crises in Ivory Coast which will not be save for me investing the money in the country, I have decided to move the money to your country for a business investment which made me contacting you because I need your assistant in directing me into a good business field that is fast in your country. Urgently confirm the receipt of this proposal with your direct telephone number to enable us discuss orally on the telephone regarding your percentage for your humanly assistant.

I wait for your reply.
Best Regards,
George Michael

If you would like to get you a famous man as a penpal, shoot him an email here. george_michael@pobox.sk

It's like a little poem..

Do you stand what i mean now
are you ready to go to CANADA
to clear these funds from the security valt
with the Documents of the funds.

If you are ready let me know
i am going back to that neigbouring this weekend
i will be back next week.

i want to know how serious you are to cooperate with me
to move these funds from the security to your country uk.
if you indicate the zealousness in you will give the Docments of the funds
and send your information to security personnel to contact you.

Why of course, I am ready to go to Canada, they have snow and cute guys. But I don't know if I have the zealousness in me.. ;)

A Money Recovery Scam

Hmm.. they scam you once, and then they want to scam you this way!

FROM {EFCC}
ECONOMICS AND FINANCIAL
CRIME COMMISSION NIGERIA

Goodday

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar

THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE

Have you been scammed lately?

I would hope not, but if you want to lie and say that you have been scammed, this fella is seeking your help in catching the scammers and making them serve martinis and tequila sunrises...

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar


THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE

Now they're offering loans?

This is new for me! I'd never seen a lad offering loans, and with such low unpublished interest rates!

DEAR PROSPECTIVE INVESTTORS OF OUR DYNAMIC WORLD.
HERITAGE FUNDS IS AN INSTITUTION THAT GIVES SHORT TERM FINANCIAL LEVERAGE FOR SMALL SCALE BUSNIESS VENTURE AND CAPITAL INVESTMENT PROJECT WITH LOW INTREST RATE(%).
THE TECHNOLOGICAL TREND AND GLOBALISATION HAS ENHANCED INVESTMENT AROUND THE GLOBE SO WE DECIEDED TO BRING BUSINESS OPORTUNITY TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

IF YOU ARE PROSPECTIVE TO A TAKEN A LOAN FROM OUR ORGANISATION WITH LESS INTREST RATE, YOU CAN CONTACT THE COMPANY'S ACCOUNT

OFFICER WITH HIS CONTACT DETAILS VIZ;

NAME: HERITAGE FUNDS
COUNTRY: NIGERIA
EMAIL: [snip]
TEL: +234 805 525 4371
HERITAGE FUNDS LEVERAGE.

WELLCOME TO HERITAGE FUNDS, WE ARE INCORPORATED IN NIGERIA WITH THE COMPANY'S NAME AFOREMENTIONED AND GRANTED LICENCE BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO RUN THIS LEGITIMATE LOAN OFFER. WE HAVE MET WITH PROSPECTIVE CUSTOMERS OBLIGATION AND ATTAIN THE COMPANY'S OBJECTIVES AND GAINING PUBLIC CONFIDENCE WHICH SHOWS THE STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT OF ANY FINANCIAL INSTITUTION. WE GIVE OUR CLIENTS PREFERENCIAL TREATMENT SINCE BANK OIL THE WHEEL OF BUSINESS, THEY ARE THE BLOOD OF BANKS.

WE ASSIST YOU FIND A LASTING SOLUTION TO :

• Purchase of Additional Inventory
• Provide Working Capital
• Completing a Turnaround
• Improving Cash Flow
• Executing an Acquisition
• Meeting Growth Requirements
• Emerging from Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

WE PROVIDE FINANCE WITHIN THE RANGE OF $5,000 to $3,000,000

We provide financial solutions that suit your particular needs. Quicken Loans makes it easy;
1. Save time. No long forms to fill out.
2. Expert Advice. We find the right loan for you.
3. Fast. Close your loan in weeks.
4. Convenient. Closings that come to you with no pre-payment penalties

I ANTICIPATE YOUR PATRONAGE

MR. EBALU JAMES
Financier
+234 805 525 4371

You *must* see and hear this.. :)

What will a lad do in order to get what he wants? Anything theFailure tells him to do.. :)

theFailure, the baiter who brought you Anus Laptops, and the Martins Cole saga (you need to register to see this one but it is entirely worth it, you'll laugh for hours) has currently got a bait going with a lad. Much of it has been posted on scambaits in the members area so if you want to see it all you can click here and register. But if not, make sure to check the following out. Wilson's place (mostly work safe, all genitalia has been censored, the murder scene is all red paint thanks to the lad) is the website theFailure's character has created and the lad is none to happy about it, as you can hear in this audio here with theFailure's character Wilson and audio death threats! And this audio here where theFailure is playing 3 characters at once including Butch Driveshaft, one of his other very famous characters, too and then Butch goes nuts and hurts Wilson, one of his other characters. Be assured, no scambaiters were shot in the head during the creation of this audio, it's all to mess with the *lad's* head! Be warned the audios contain language of a non-work/kid-safe nature.

In my opinion, theFailure is very badly named. He should be called theSuccess!

A new record?

I think this is the longest mail I've ever received from a lad; and it has some very interesting thoughts about the world we live in today (I had gotten it a couple of weeks ago and had forgotten about it until just now):

Subject: RE: URGENT URGENT TO REPLY

Dear Mabilla Livermore,

Thanks for your mail,I understood all you said thanks for your trust and I
promise not to let you down from date tell the end of this transaction and
hoping to have a continue business relationship with you.

The IFFCC warning information has been in existence for some years now. It is
nothing new. Furthermore, for your information, there is also an organisation
known as "The 419 Coalition" in the U.S.A. This organisation is jointly
founded
by both the Governments of the U.S.A. and Nigeria; though the American and
Nigerian Government will not openly admit it. This two government
agreed to use
those business proposal found on internet is to discourage international
business men like you not to assist Nigeria citizens from moving fund out of
the country because alot of fund has been snatched out of the country through
this way by the past government. / and is still being comfirmed by the
Nigerian
Govt. as a means of reducing(discouraging) the rate at which foreign companies
and individuals were and are still assisting Nigerian top ranking officails in
tranferring huge sums of money(foreign currency usually in US dollars) out of
Nigeria. It can only be reduced but not stopped for it is still going on even
as you read this mail. Please go to www.thisdayonline.com/ and go to the
recent papers' edition
You will find enough materials to proof how people from your "Holy and
Saintly
West" and their "Snow-white clean Banks" assisted the late and former Head of
State of Nigeria, Gen. Sani Abacha in looting billions of Nigeria's oil
money(petrodollars). I am sure you can find other publications and materials
in Europe(London) and the U.S. to buttress this point further. Much of the
looted funds are still in various banks in Europe and America,
Asia,Hong kong
and probably Indonesia ;.....oiling and fueling their economies.

I do not know of any country in Africa, Middle-East, Latin America
(except Cuba)
and Asia (remember the case of late President Marcos of the
Phillipines?) where
her leaders and some of their top government officials/politicians do not
transfer millions of dollars abroad. All these tranfers have been and will
always be with the active participation of people and the banks in America,
Canada,Europe and to some extent,the former Soviet block countries . Only
former presidents MANDELA of South Africa and NYERERE of Tanzania stand out as
clean and clear EXCEPTIONS. Truth is bitter but must be said ; like you have
forced me to do

THE HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE".It is very interesting to see how you Americans
and your Government accuse other people of all sorts of things ranging from
insincerity,dishonesty,outright fraud and even terrorism. But
unfortunately and
ironically,these same vices are the hallmarks of American life, society and
American Government Foreign Policy decisions.They also happen to be America's
major exports to the rest of the world at a time when Japan (plus her Asian
Tigers) and some European countries are busy exporting useful products,
appropriate useful technologies and of course, peace. Just see for youself;

The only American President in the recent past that meant good to
Americans and
to the rest of the world (particularly here in Africa) was President Bill
Clinton. He was honest,sincere, unselfish and forthright. He is regarded as a
Hero in most of Africa, except perhaps in Libya and this is quite
understandable. But some of your very rich and conservative Americans in an
unholy alliance with the hawks in the Republican Party(plus a few blackship
Democrats) tried very hard to tarnish his 8-years enviable tenor with the
Monica Lewinsky affair. Considering the time this affair was blown up to the
American public, it was clear that it was done to tarnish his image and target
Al-gore who was then the Vice-President and Presidential candidate of the
Democratic party. You people then completed the script by conducting and
condoning the most CONTROVERSIAL election in America's recent history. You
closed your mouths and ears as Governor Bush of the state of Florida employed
all the tricks and tactics under the sun to fraudlently rig his brother (now
President George Bush) into the White House. All these happened in your
America......"the land of the saints". Although I hate terrorists and their
sponsors, but you can see what has been happening to America since the coming
of George Bush.

The monumental collapse of the American former Energy Giant... ENRON.. is a
typical example of how honest some of you are. The company's auditors
,Anderson, had American personnel and yet they cooked Enron's Account
Books to
indicate a very financially healthy company when indeed it was in very deep
RED. All its funds had been siphoned out through dubious paper contracts for
which money was paid. To proof Anderson's complicity in the whole affair and
its efforts to cover up the involvement of some prominent Americans, it
destroyed all the papers and information in their computers. We even
hear that
part of the stollen funds was used to foot part of the campaign bills of
President George Bush and yet, he still has the moral right to remain in
office. If that had happened in Africa or any part of the developing world,
George Bush and people like you would have cried blue murder and immediately
asked for that President's head. People have lost their life-time savings,
gratuities and pensions in the Enron scam and yet this is your America.

My dear friend, how many Americans or Europeans have gone to the CNN, BBC, or
VOA to publicly announce that they became millionaires or made huge amounts by
assisting some African leaders and their top government officials in
tranfering money abroad? Where are those people who helped in
transfering these
funds abroad? Are they all dead? Certainly not. Their 20--30% share of such
transferred funds are either in their private accounts or must have been
invested in some other ways. Even if we succeed in recovering some tiny
fraction of the looted funds from the leaders and govt. officials,none of the
20--30% share of foreign assistant's share will ever be recovered. That is the
gospel truth

So, I am not trying to scam or defraud you as you want to believe. You
have got
to trust and believe me. My transaction with you is for real and you will
never regret it. Let us do this deal together and we shall both be better for
it. I promise you that you will not loose anything as you will deduct all your
expenses from the funds

Just as there are some bad guys, there are also good guys. This is
true of any
country or place. I strongly believe you are a good, careful and cautious
person, hence you have gone to great lengths and debths to find out more about
this type of transaction. It is also only natural for me to have reacted the
way I did above, because it hurts very much to be wrongly accused and even
insulted. So pardon me if I must have overeacted.

Finally, let us get together and conclude this deal. Time is of the essence

The informations we need from you to commence this project is as follow
YOUR COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS,YOUR BANKING DETAILS, TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBERS.As soon as we recieve this we will commence urgently.

I am waiting for your reply.

Best regard

DR UBA ABRAHAM

Some more quotes from lads

• Mr. James Nolan apparently thinks that when it comes to phone numbers. The thing is that all of these numbers are freely available to anyone, and they can point to anywhere:
  

  Mr James Nolan,(Director of Operations)
  Nat West Bank of London.
  Email: <snip>
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5092
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5094
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5085
  Phone Number:+44-702-402-5087
  Phone Number:+44-703-183-2834
  Fax Number: +44-87-0912-4661

• Mr. Johnson Peter's company has this for a motto - SO WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?WAITTING FOR YOUR RESPONDS.WE DO ALWAYS MAINTAIN OUR MOTTO. MAKING YOU HAPPY AS WELL KEEPING YOUR SECREETS FOR YOU.
  
  
• I don't get Mr. Smith, he was told that I was told by this other lad to mail him so that he could talk to me....
  

  I got your mail and did not like as you really sounded. But all the same I do not blame you as many things are happening on the Internet.

• Ekene Cy - WE the high court of nigeria 234 acknowledge your email today and we are so happy for you patronize .we have had all the email the you forward to us . now thank god that you contact the real high court of nigeria 234.
  
  
• Adams Osei - However, scam mails which people send to various individuals and companies on the internet have also made it so impossible for one to do business reliably with other internet users all over the world. I solicit and hope that this letter will not be considered of treated like one of those letters.
  
  
• If you didn't think this guy was strange before, here's more proof, in a letter purporting to have $11,400,000 (11.4 million dollars only). And yes, I do acknowledge that his name is spelt wrong, but some lads don't really know how to spell too well ;)
  
  

  Mr. Tom Matine Cruse (Credit Officer Caja Mar Banco Plc Madrid España)

  
  
• Mr ado's had some problems (probably a fake site shut down, or an email shutdown ;))
  
  

  This is to inform you that we are under going serious repairs to our domain and it has caused our Dear customers not to reach us through our main id successdeliverydiplomaticcourier... so you are hereby advice to send your entire correspondent via this mail box till we ratify the problem. We sincerely regret any in convinces this might have caused you.
  
  We shall notify you once the repairs are over.
  
  Thanking your for your anticipated cooperation.

• He don't get German I think... (Gruss Gott means Great God)
  
  

  Who are you and what you talking about. Who is Gruss Gott.

• Ray M Carter explains everything - I receive your mail, as i explained to you in my mail, the owner of the account is dead and every big deposit/account in the bank has next of kin, next of kin means the person that will inherit the money when the real owner is dead. So i want you to be the next of kin to the account, i have all the details of the deposit which i will send to you. If you do understand now let me know so that we can start.
  

Kola Ibrahim is testy

As with every relationship, it starts out so sunnily.

My name is Mr Kola Ibrahim; I am the regional manager of International
Commercial bank of Ghana Koforidua branch in the Eastern region of Ghana.

I got your information on a recent bank conference with other West African
countries held in Lome the capital city of Togo in West Africa . I write you this proposal in good faith; I am 47 years old married with two lovely kids. I am a devoted Christian and a man of peace.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and me, as the regional manager of the International Commercial bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business year. on the course of the last year 2005 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made sum of Twenty - seven million four hundred thousand united state dollars($27,400,000.00) which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have placed this funds on what we call fixed call account with no
beneficiary. As an officer of this bank

I cannot be directly connected to this money, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 30% of the total funds as commission. There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank to bank transfer, and all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of these funds who made the deposit in my branch so that my head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.

If you accept to work with me I will appreciate it very much. My private phone number is 00233 244 875346 call me if you think we can work together so that we can go over the details. Thank you in advance and May God bless you and your family. Please don't forget to send me your personal contacts, addresses and phone numbers.

Yours Truly
Mr. Kola Ibrahim

A few nonsequitors is all it took to get Kola a little miffed. Peeved even.

Please if you interested in this business you let me know and if you are not interested please still let me know so that I know what to do.

I didn't like his attitude. Not one bit. And I told him so.

Listen, I don't like your attitude at all. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT!!!!!!!!! His heart is upheld, he will not fear, until he looks with satisfaction on his adversaries.

I want you to send me 3,250USD immediately if not sooner. If you don't then May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons.. Call me immediately at +447092882462

You are a fucknut.

Oh Kola, what happened?

I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE A JOKER.
I DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH JOKERS
BYE

By this point I got down to brass tacks. I wrote simply:

certainly fucknut

Maybe I gave myself away with that though.

I SAID YOU CAN DO YOUR BUSINESS ELSE WHERE NOT WITH ME ANY MORE. YOU ARE NOT FOR BUSINESS.
KOLA

Come back Kola. Don't leave me this way. . . .

Some days it is great to be a scambaiter..

Baiting can make opening your email box a whole lot of fun.. ;) It might be a funny email, it might be a lad telling you to leave them alone, or it might be some half naked pics of a scammer..

There's a young man in Spain who is a scammer, he likes to steal money from people. Unfortunately he somehow met up with me and my good friend Sephy, both of us like to bait people who steal money from people. I like to take their heart and crush it slowly in my hands, because that is really what they do to people - they make them hope and dream of a large sum of funds, and then steal from them. While I can't (and wouldn't) steal from them, I can make them hope and dream of life with a gorgeous woman in an expensive house with Ferrari's and what not (think K-Fed) and then smash their hearts into a million tiny pieces with a large meat mallet, after sending them to the airport a few times to pick me up when I arrive in my private jet..

Before you say it's cruel, I actually have spoken with victims of these scams on many, many occasions. I have spoken to people who have just sent off money to a scammer they will never see again. I have spoken to people arrested for cashing fake checks. I have seen enough to know these scammers are criminals and in a lot of cases they do it not because they need the money, but because they want the BMW's and mobile phones and laptops and gold chains that you can afford when you are a scammer and not spending your own money.

This young man thinks I am a world famous supermodel with her own talk show and he is madly in love with me. He thinks she is madly in love with him, and that she wants to marry him.

Please i love your photos and your proffesion, i love your program very much and i never know i could meet someone like you talkless of asking for maariage, i never know you are so successful before i email you and tell you that i love you, i tell you that i love you before you open your self to me and let me know who you realy are even if you did not reveal yourself to me, i will still stand on my words that i feel in love to you. Babe girl, do you still love me or not? i still love you and will keep on saying that. Please i will like to hear from you today so that i can know my stand but i pray, i will win your heart and love again. Have a nice and wonderful day, God bless you.

The last time I spoke to him on the phone I said to him I had spoken to some of my modelling contacts and they wanted some photos of him with only underwear on so they could book some jobs for him. And today, they arrived. And here they are, for your viewing pleasure.. ;) If you like you can click for a bigger image.. ;) Or not, as the case may be..

I have no explanation for the deodorant or the tongue. Perhaps he thinks he can get a commercial? ;) It's a shame, he's not a bad looking guy and he seems to be working on a nice six pack there, but the guy is a criminal.. If you see him around, run! ;)

Lottery Scammers

The lads have trouble receiving attachments and faxes from me - possibly because I did not send them any.. ;)

• Your mail is recieved but i'm sorry i never see any attached file please can you check it and resend it,due he told me about your transfer so sir i need the form i gave him to send to you for the processing of the fund transfer.
  

• I acknowledge the receipt of your mail. but honestly i have to tell you that i have not recieved any fax from you
  

• You said you have made the payment but i did not get any fax in my machine so i would advise you to send me the confirmation recaipt to this email address immediately.
  

• Got your mail but pls do not complicate issues here because you have said it before that you sent the attachment abd i replies you that i dint see it and i also advised you to resend the details,once more for your own good resend the informations needed,thank you and have a nice day
  

• WE DID NOT SEE ANY ATTACH DOCUMENT YOU SENT TO OUR OFFICES IN YOUR PASS EMAIL YOU HAVE BEING SENDING TO US,WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO FOR YOU PARTTAINING TO YOUR CLAIM.FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DONT HAVE ANYTHHING TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY.WE ARE ACTING ON INSTRUCTIONS.TIME IS FAR FROM US.WE WAIT YOUR REPLY BEFORE SENDING YOUR WINNIGS BACK TO THE UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY BOARD UK.
  

• if you do not wish to follow up the proceedures please let me know, i said that i did not get any fax from you, or you do not understand english well? if you really want our help is proccessing your calim kindly send me the form if you did fill it up,
  

• I got your email and I will like to inform you that know details or attachment was sent by you according to the content of your mail.
  

• Amazing, this lad has received attachments from me when I did not send any! - I have received your email and it is my pleasure to inform you that we have your personal informtion so what is needed now is for you to make the delivery fee payment to our cash office in the name of our account officer for payment confirmation.You are to make the payment through MONEY GRAM to our account officer's name below.
  

• I got you mail, but i must let you know that i really do not understand you well, you said that you faxed back the form, but i did not get any thing from my fax, you can send it as an attachment to my mail, first you must understand that you are not doing me any fevor ok, cos i have alot to attaind to not only you, so if you really wish to claim this fund you have to follow the prceedures if not im sorry i can't help you.
  

The lads have trouble getting me on phone.. ;)

• I call you today agian it was in voicemail please you also can cal me it is your duty to do that
  

• I tried to call you but your line is not connecting.I want you to call me 2:30 pm your time
  

• I CALL YOU TODAY IS WAS NOT GOING PLEASE YOU CAN CALL ME FROM YOUR SIDE
  

• I call your telephone number it is always in voicemail but that is no problem if you like you can call me if it is necessary
  

The lads have trouble getting me to cooperate.. ;)

• I WILL STOP EMAILING YOU BECAUSE YOU DID NOT WANT TO COMPLY WITH MY DIRECTIVES.
  

• I don’t know anything about Honda whatever. you are talking about I think you have to be carefull. We work by procedure here.
  

• It seems you really need someone to talk with, for me a have alot to take care of so im very sorry we can not continue,
  

• We received your mail and the content was not understood. However, We want you to know that we cannot be dilibrating on one issue every day because this is an entity not just a body. The only advice we want to give you now is that when you are ready contact us for way forward.
  

• We received your mail and the content was quite undertood. However, we want you to know that we do not accept Gold as payment,we advice you to let us know as soon as you need payment method we only accept cash. We also want you to know that you do not have enough time to claim this winning fund,an information was given to us by the Microsoft Company about your winning information that you have to keep your winning information untill you receive your winning fund in your account due to the fact that some number where missing during the program , Remember to send us your contact number.
  

• Well you better chase after it and catch it then - After 13 mails - This is the final communication i will have with you till you prove you really want to make your claim.If you do not accept your award,kindly write me an official letter duely signed by you for that reason.I will file the letter at the head office and you will never receive my mails again.Time is running fast.
  

• After 14 emails, same lad, I thought the above was his final communication! - Why dont you call me on the phone if you are real or why dont you trust me? I cant beg you to claim your money.By monday i shall make my recommendation to the head office and believe me thast will be the end of this matter.I have tried my best for you but you seem to be dragging.Do what you think is right for you.
  

• morover if you dont belive please forget it they are so many poeple looking for what GOD has just gave you they are ready to pay any amounth to get this type of oppurtunity that you have got since you dont belive that very good you naw great a chance for other poeple

• i did get your 2 mails just this morning, i will call you on those numbers you provided, and i want to understand well, cos i do not seems to understand your mails,

• DO YOU THINK WE PLAY HERE OR WE HOLDING YOUR FUNDS,FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DONT HAVE ANYTHHING TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY.WE ARE ACTING ON INSTRUCTIONS.TIME IS FAR FROM US,WE WAIT YOUR REPLY BEFORE SENDING YOUR WINNIGS TO THE UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY BOARD.
  

• Iam still suprise that you have failed to understand my request from you.What i mean is that from my previous mails to you,you are expected to send to us your winning information.The winning information are the informations you are to submit to us to prove you a real winner in this lottery programme.
  

• I read through your mail and i observed that you are not quite sure about this lottery winning which you are suppose to be claiming in the next eight (8) working days.We do not beg lucky winners to claim their winnings but those that do not intend to claim, we will divert their money to a charity organisation where the money will have a better value.We are suppose to send you the cheque of 1,500,000 two days from today so that you can deposit the cheque against your account but since you do not intend to claim your money please sign this disclaimer form below.
  

• Please i must tell you i dont understand you if you dont want use to send you your price please feel free to send us a letter of refussal the money you where ask to pay is lawyert fee and delivery fee that is and if you can reson it with me you can see that the money is not much i have send you my interrnatoinal passport is that not a sorlide profe? (I think he means solid proof!) I will call you today
  

• We have communicated to you in several ways about how important it is for you to submit to this office the vital winning information as required by our company inorder to proccess your winning payment. In view of the above,we hereby inform you to discontinue sending us mails again as we have been fully convinced that you are not a winner in the lottery programme.We shall report to the police if you insist.

After 19 emails..

Music to my ears.. ;)

• I really do not understand what you are up to.I have received your informations and it has been processed and verified.For you to get your money now is contact the dispatch officer of Carlos James and make your payments as regards the delivery of your winnings.Our affiliate courier company to to deliver your winnings to you is the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE otherwords known as Federal Express Courier.Without the payments of your delivery cost,you will not be able to get your winnings.Sir i must let you know that you are stressing me and your case is getting tiring.please do the needful so you get your money.Remeber your winnings is at stake and you have been given less than one week to claim your prize if not am afraid you might loose it and it will be distributed to various charity organisations.Hope to hear from you soon.

This lad took only 11 emails to get a little annoyed.. ;) I think I might have said something wrong..

• Honestly,the contents of your mails looks very strange and awkward.What do you mean by NOT STUPID AS I LOOK? What exactly are you infering?
  
  I have served you with all diginity and respect and i'm convinced that i did and continue to do because of the realities of my job.I would like to inform you that i have no time for games.I guess you don't need your winning fund because you are so rich or what? If you don't need it,please write me an official note signed by you informing the Lotto Board of South Africa that you refuse the award.In that case,your money will be distributed to charities.
  
  On the otherhand,if you are interested in making your claims,then show some seriousness and willingness to that effect.Only when this is done would i look forward to assisting you receive your fund.kindly call me on my tel..Then we will discuss and find amicable solutions.If you do not do this,i will have no choice than to leave you visit S.A yourself and claim your money directly from the head office here in johannesburg.
  

His next email to me -

•   To be honest with you,your winng lottery fund was called back to the Lottery Board of South Africa trust account in Johannesburg Head office.This is due to your inefficiency to co-operate with me as your claims agent in arrangement towards getting your money transfered to you.I did my best in convincing you that you really won the money and did all i could so that you will receive your money.
  
   What did i get from all my efforts? You never tried to get back to me either buy mail or telephone.The telephone no. you gave me to call you was not functional.To me it looked as if you do not trust me or do not believe that you really won the money.I have informed you several times that my organisation is not affliated with any of the lotto companies you mentioned about.If those organisations are real,why haven't you received your money all along?
  
   Based on your non-challant attitude,i made recommendation to the Board and your fund was called back to the trust account. All hope is not lost,so what we can do now is for me to make a formal application on your behalf informing the Board that you where away out of your country for a business trip and you just came back and now you are ready to make your claims to receive your money.This can be arranged,but i'm not making any promise.I have to talk to my colleagues at the Head office.But remember that if i manage to convince them,you will now give me 20% from the total money.Is that okay with you?

Some funnies.

• What, am I supposed to just keep mailing you when you don't mail me? - Please you always write at one time and disappear. Please I want to know what is your interest. This is not how to do somethings. Also you always use Idioms for me. I was not born in the age of idioms and in our house and our school we don't use idiom. Please you want to help me you should show a good interest them I will tell you what you should do. I don't like it when you write me at one and then I will not hear from you. After a long time you will send me another mail. We should mature in this business. Please i am waiting for your mail.
  

• Mails can get you pregnant? - Welli am really tired of telling you to ignore the mail you recieve from such people, you once told me about recieving such mail, i advice you to turn on spermguard how did you recieve such mails, it seems you choose to toy with my feeling and that is not right have i demanded any money from you? Why such mail, i recently went to asia to confirm about the money last two weeks i met Mr.Frank Toyota we discussed alenght and i was made to know that all the problem we are facing is actually from you. Please if you choose to listen to the mails you recieve it means you do not trust actuallisation of the project is it? and you have my number why didn't you call! mail me your resound.
  

• I am sorry to respond back to your long awaited response it was due official shake up in my bank by right now everything is normal to the brim. Please I would like you to respond back to me with all your details as indicated herein.
  

• What is so spactcial about the call if you atre not think we are playing please tell me that you dont need the price they are so many poeple who ned it i can not be westing my time writing always to please noted that
  

• i have answer you this qiutoin before and i am repecting it agian i dont have websit or is it becuase you was ask to pay money for the delivery charge remember you are not paying the money to me the money you are reqiusted to pay is for DHL that will delever you ckeck to in the address you will provid that is all
  

• I guess my patience is up. your winnings is no longer in my possession.Bye

• How are you today.I have you made the payment? I am still waiting to hearing from you.May Almighty God bless you I have been knocking on your door,please open the door so that i will come in and eat with you.This offer is a dream but don't kill the dream. God will enrich you through it.Amen
  

• It's like a virus, it's going around.. - Thanks for your mail.Mrs paulina Hassan has been a good person and please,this is not a mere proposal from all those scamers ok.It is left for you to think about the assistance in regards to save life because this woman been with cancer and she she going to die as the doctor has said.But let me tell i will make sure that i will do every perfect legal work on the documents to make sure that all is alright,You should not loose sleep over this offer,I am assuring you that all legal documents will ok,I know that there is alot of internet scam going around in the world today but someone can not use his health to scam because he he/she needs money no God forbid ok.
  

• i don't have anythin to say since you open your mouth called me a 419 over 3 mounts ago and rember that you are the one who contacted me for the fest time and now you now called me scammer wel i dont have shoys the onlythin i know is that i can't beg you to received your cheque untill you vestigate unless the cheque is not belong to you. i don't have any thin to say.
  

• Your mail content and understanding tells me you are not serious. I pray God give me a good and honest person to help me accomplish this great goal. Have a nice day. Stop bothering me if I have to every day repeat myself to you. I contacted you with the mind that you can help and take your share of the entire proceeds.
  

• i am very much happy with your normerous emails which you sent to me.like i have said earlier, that this transaction is 100%risk free so you have nothing to be afraid of and beside i am the chairman of contract award committee(ccac) i shall put all machineries in place to enable the success of this tracsaction.you in particular has nothing to do with interpol

From a lotto scammer

This must be their way of appearing to be generous. Of course, the money doesn't even exist...

PLEASE NOTE THAT WINNERS WHO RESIDE CLOSE TO PEOPLE WHO WERE AFFECTED BY THE HURRICANE KATERINA AND THE HURRICANE RITA
WILL BE REQUIRED TO DONATE TWENTY PERCENT OF THEIR WINNINGS TO THOSE VICTIMS

What happens

when you tell a lad that you've supposedly sent money to a different person? They react to that news -

• comfort king - hi
  i happy for your reply pls let me tell you that i dont no what you are
  saying.what i am asking you is to help me to open an charity project.in your
  country.pls send your phone number so my lawyer can contact you.
  from comfort king
  
  
• azize kebe - I got your mail, but i dont really understand what you mean please kindly explane to me what you mean By I paid the 852 Euros fees to Charles Soludo??
  
  I contact you to be of assistnace to me and my old sick mother, who is in a hospital here surffring from breast cancer, and the funds in the security company is our only hope.
  
  
• UK Lotto - f-ck off and dont mail me again
  
  
• collins martins - I never can understand what you mean in your mail. But I should think that you'll have to send me your direct contact phone number so that we can talk things out on phone and get started without any futher waste of time. Am a well known person in the society, so you asking those questions is just a waste of time. You can aswell reach me on my own phone +27 7...
  
  
• Chin Wong - How did you get involve with Soludo???
  
  
• Kenneth Roberts - you made mention of paying $9,652 fees to Mr
  Knightly and why have your winnings not been send to you, I need to know
  when the money was paid to him and also send me the payment informetions.
  Hope to read from you soon.
  
  
• Eveline Mathieu - I don't understand the meaning of your mail.Please i want you to know that i contacted you for something very serious,i will like you to tell me if you can help me or not.i am waiting with hope to hear from you.You can send me your phone number so that i can call you for more discussion.
  
  
• Mr Wilford - Sequel to your last email,you are suppose the send the money to me not to Charles Soludo.Now i want you go and collect the money back from where you sent it from and inform me i will give you the informations on how to send the money to me.This have to be done immediately.
  
  
• Cole - Please give me more infromation so that i can do something about it okay?
  
  
• Mr Chinedu Eze - We received your message ,I don't know who is Mary Jane Jones so if you really want to assist me come up with all your mind i assure you that this transaction will be 100% successful and i want to let you know that you are free to ask any question that you feel to ask .And also what language do you speak ? tell me . And also i need your phone number and your first name and last name so that i can talk more with you . Thank you and God bless you .
  
  
• Robert lawson - thanks for your email, yes, you assist by paying that amount to charles soludo. the required oayment info will be sent to you as soon as you are ready to make the payment.
  
  
• This lad took on the name of the person I told him I had sent the money to - It's a plesure to wright you again, I will like to know what is going on, you are to get back to me so that we can finished everything this week.
  
  Regard,
  Mr Knightly Mark
  
  
• Alli Sharmed - Note Stop Further Contact With Who So Ever That Claim To be Charles Soludo.
  
  
• Mr Nicholas W.Hevron - I read your mail and i understand your plight,am very sorry that you fell in a wrong hand,please take it easy and note that you are in a safe hand now,well to inform you,It came to pass that you emmerge one of our lucky winners who won fourty thousand pounds sterling,and a TOYOTA CAR,I want you to know that this item will be made handed over to you as soon as you contact me.
  
  
• hello you have to go and get the money back and send it to this information here is the information,Peter E Asianah,toronto canada,via money gram money transfer and get back to me with information you given to you after you sent it.
  
  
• Arthur Hugo - Just listen, I do not want you to pay any more money to Mr. Knightly as I have finalized all issues of fee with him.
  Please disregard any information you receive from any official from this moment until you hear from me.
  
  
• Dr March - Thank you for your mail and the contents noted. You have to stop sending money to Knightly davek as the fund will be paid through london bank.
  
  
• Leonard Mensah - NB: After the G8 meeting, they got your information from the President’s office. Also we have being on the look and we know At this point there is an amount of money they have required you To pay to them and that is what you are seeking for but Those people you are contacting and dealing with in Africa Are fraudulent people and they having being sacked from the office?Understand that when you pay that money you will continue paying And paying until you are bank-rupt take it or lives it. Stop any Further correspondents with those so-called people is yahoo fraud bank in Africa They will not help you. The only thing I want you to understand Is the fact that your fund is coming to you to the united state of America through the United Nation to your doorstep.
  
  Think about it and get back to our office here in Africa .you can look at some of the federal site on scam artices www.efccnigeria.org it is a site built by the federal government Of Nigerian to fight against fraudulent officers and crimes like These
  
  
• BARR. SMITH MORGAN - it is a pity your past experince
  i believe God want to use this golden opportunity to bless you
  send your telephone number to me so that i call you to give you more details on how this fund will transfer into your account without delay
  
  
• Barry Levi - I got your mail, and the content was well noted. I am ready to help you, but this is what you are to do. I will advice you not to send any more mail to Charles Soludo in other for me to handle this issue very fast.
  
  Anytime he mail you, don't make any reply to his mail, forward every thing to my mail box.
  
  
• Doris Peterson - No this is not why i write you, but who is Charles Soludo?
  
  However, i want to send this money to you as donation for the church, if you can distribute this money to the church and to the children of God, then respond to me so that we can proceed.
  
  
• David Clarkson - can i get u better?who is jane jones?what do u feel like u want to do for me have we ever talk?i will like to talk with u so that i can get all what u are talking about.
  
  
• Jubril Sadiq - I am really surprise at what you are saying that you have spent $9,652 Mr.Knight without a sign of any funds transfered to your bank account.This is very dissappointing and my advice now is that you suspend whatever communication you have with him in your own interest.These are people I feel that are just out to divert our payment to some unknown bank account.
  
  
• Greg Williams - You are not suppose to send the money to Mary Jane Jones. Rather you are suppose to send the money to Mr. Robert Wright in London.
  
  More over the amount you are to send is not $3,690, rather $2,690. Please get back to me and I will let you know how to send the money to Mr. Robert Wright in London.
  
  From,
  Greg Williams
  NOTE: What is your First Language?
  
  
• "Managing Director" - We want you to stop Contacting MR. KNIGHTLY at the moment, We don't know him. Please get back to me with all the Email he has sent you and send your Details to us so that we can help you in any way we can.
  
  Don't respond to any of his Email again, Get back to us now so that we can know how to go about and look for MR. KNIGHTLY. We await your urgent reply ASAP..
  
  Thanks
  
  
• Gloria Kate Asuzu - I am exceedingly glad when i got your responce to my message to you,despite your urgly experience before.
  
  
• George Daniels - I m happy to recieve your mail,nut i think we are having some misunderstanding here,who are you sending the 852 euro.i will like to talk with you,pls kindly send me your contact number so i can call you and explain things to you proparely.
  
  
• Musa Isa - I AM DR.MUSA ISA FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY OF FEDERAL OF GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA,I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO LOOK INTO YOUR PROBLEM THAT HAD BEEN THERE FOR SOMETIME OVER YOUR FUND WHICH HAD BEEN OVER DUE FOR PAYMENT.
  
  I WILL LIKE YOU TO INFORM ME WHAT HAD BEEN THE CAUSE OF THE PROBLEM AND WHY IT HAD BEEN THERE FOR ALL THIS WHILE SO THAT I CAN HELP PUT ALL THESE TO AN END ONCE AND FOR ALL.
  
  IF I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS NOTHING HOLDING YOUR FUND I WILL INSTRUCT THE RELEASE OF IT TO YOU WITHOUT ANY KIND OF DELAY AND YOU MUST STOP ANY DEALING WITH ANYBODY UNITL YOUR IS PAID TO YOU.
  
  
• Jane Jane - How are you doing ?hope you are fine ,pls my laptop got lost i lost every thing we have being doing over this transaction,could u pls foward to me all our conversation including the fee of US5,400 you paid with the informations.
  
  Dont write any body yet over this business until you here from me,as those who stole my pc may wish to write you.
  
  
• Barrister mark - YOU CAN MAKE THE PYMENT IN THE WESTERN UNION TO MR AIGBE OVIEBO LIVING IN ITALY.
  
  BARR.MARK
  
  
• Vivian Cole - No it has got nothing to do with the 852 Euros. There are proceedures and mandated charges that must be met in this transaction.
  You are to send 1200 Euros for final complition of this transaction so that things dont get complicated and take longer time.
  I wait to hear from you so that we can proceed.
  
  
• Lawer Johnson - am sorry,
  I acknowledge your loss due to some unworth people in charge of the transfer.
  A new turn has taken place and i am the only geniue lawer as solictor charge of your transfer,
  the only money to be paid for your transfer is $150.if not.the case will be cleared never to resurface again
  LOOK I KNOW HAW YOU FEEL BUT AM ASURE YOU THAT THIS IS THE END
  SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN CALL YOU
  
  
• Patrick - Greetings and thanks for your urgent response to my mail but i am very sorry for my late response to your massage due to i travelled to a nearby country for a bankers conference which i return today.Regards to our transaction,many letter has been coming to our office complaining that they have be scam but this is due to they went to a wrong way to do business instead of coming direct to a real banker or feel free to come over to the country and see things them self.
  
  Therefore in our conference meeting,we discuss about this issue and promise to deal mercilessly with anybody cut with this kind of ack and also our federal government here will handle the person and put him to judgement.So all i want you to do is to indicate your interest and feel free to do this transaction with me without entertaining any fear and also understand that you will come to my country to meet me facely if you want just to assure you whom i am.
  
  Finally,the only money you have to spend in this transaction is that of the APPLICATION FEE of which i will forward to you to fill and send to the bank for final fund release into your account in your country.I promise that this is the only and only money you will put in this transaction and rest assure within 9 working days from the day you send the APPLICATION the bank will transfer the fund to your account as long as i am concern.So kindly indicate your interest now and also fill free to call me on +233
  
  
• Swiss Lotto - your english not too good but u under stand "YOUR MAMA"
  
  
• Steven Okoli - Thank you for your mail,i have already understood what you mean but i must asure you that my case i very very different with what you are talking about and i believe that you will not regret any thing you do with me,you can understand that mr A is bad does not mean that mr B must be bad but just try me and you will see the different.
  
  I like poeple like you who will always come out with their feelings than hiding it,if you agree with me i will then tell you what you should send to me to actualise this dream very fast.
  hoping to hearing from you.
  
  
• Prof: Charles C. Sludo (who was told that the money was sent to Charles Soludo) - I have acknowledge the receipt of your mail, I hereby to inform you that I have being authorized by Federal Government and president Olusegu Obasanjo to remit your fund your without any further delay, kindly reconfirm your banking information to enable to enable us carry on with our duty.
  
  Be inform that CBN is not aware of the money which you have already spent, from our investigations, we found out that those who collected money from you are our sacked staff who are using our international payment Data to defraud people of which you one of the victim.
  
  Furthermore, as the Executive Governor of this bank, I am ready to help you receive your fund without any hitch, in this case, I would want you to please reconfirm your private telephone number, home and office address, Age and occupation, after the requested information is been received, then I will let you know the next step so that you will receive your fund within 24 banking hours.
  
  We are sorry for any inconveniences this must have cause you and we assure you the best of our service, and we advice you not to respond to any mail you may receive apart from this office or without instruction from this office for security reasons.
  
  
• Simon Rob - I got your mail, I am suprise that you are asking me if you can help me. I contacted you in respect of the amount to be sent. Mary Jane Jones will not be available for some time as from today. On this note you are to send the money to Sandra Isaiah and the email to be used is {snip}, pay the 852Euros to this name and not Mary Jane Jones.
  
  
• Mathew Kwami - I have read your mail,ofcourse i am writing from my home before going to the office as all my communications with you are suppose to be confidential,This transaction is true and real and i am not mr knoightly,so if you are ready to assist me ,i will ask you to do so,because both of us will stand to benefit.
  
  Our people use to say,taht you may make up a fire to burn a bush but it might not but a common careless butt of cigarette thrown by the corner of a bush might make the fire.
  
  So this is not something i will ask you to do without your will,think about it and give me the go ahead and i will furnish you with the modality which i have fashioned out to see to the successful transfer of this fund.
  
  I need your consent early as i will like us to have this done before the ending of this month november.
  
  I always trust that if you will assist me ,it will be out of your own volition.
  
  I will wait for your response.
  
  
• Barr.Ben Tony.Esq - Thanks for your urgent response, the content was well understood by me, am not charles olodu or what do you call is name, am a plain and God fearing Man, go through the details of this Transaction and get back to me.
  
  
• John Simon - I am in receipt of your mail and I am very shocked to note how Mr Khightly capitalised on his knowledge of my boss's package for you to defraud you.Even your draft has not been issued by the time he contacted you over this matter.It is very unfortunate and I had already informed my boss about the criminal activity of Mr Khightly who advised me to contact the Police.Presently,Mr Khightly is on the run and I advise you to stop further communication with him and to furnish me with his phone number and address for Police investigation and possible arrest to refund your money.
  
  Now my Boss has left instructions that the cheque involving the sum of US$850,000 only be handed over to you in lieu of appreciation for the initial assistance rendered to him while trying to transfer some funds abroad.
  
  Though,according to him,the deal could not sail through with your assistance inspite of concerted efforts which made him to seek another foreign partner who eventually assisted him.
  
  But as a man with the fear of God,he reasoned that your initial assistance inspite of everything should not go unrewarded-hence the provision for the cheque before his departure for Paraguay on a business trip.
  
  
• Barriseter Robert - i the payment goes to the wrong hand that is why i wrote you,
  please send the payment to me and not any other person. so i complete the
  transaction.
  when you are ready to send the payment i will an information where you make the
  payment.
  NOTE .be aware of scammers in the internet. so do not sent the money again to any other address. always contact me with email address.
  
  
• Barr. K Williams - YUO HAVE SENT THE MONEY TO THE WROUNG PERSON, NOW WITHDRAW THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY AND SEND TO MRS HELLEN NORMAN IN TORONTO CANADA, SHE IS MY ASSISTANCE, SEND ME A SCAN COPY OF THE RECEIPT OF PAYMENT AFTER PAYING.
  
  
• Kenedy James - YOU ARE A VERY BIG FULL IDIOT, NIGERIA 419 HUGRY BOYS.
  
  
• John Howse - If you can be trusted as you sound with concerned, total commitment and little assistance to this transaction we will both achieve our aim in a short time. Get your mind relaxed and follow my instruction and directives as i will be given all you need as your back up for this claim in case you receive any questions for clarification from the bank. I must reassure you that this transaction is 100% percent risk free. STOP ALL THE CONTACTS YOU ARE HAVING WITH MARY JANE JONES IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS U GOT THIS EMAIL.
  
  
• Simon B. Zola - This is to acknowledge your e-mail and to express my concern towards you paying someone for the transfer of fund which may not be real.
  
  I would like to help you recover this money and give it back to you, We have been working together with Some Private Security Agents to bring such fraudulent people to book.
  
  So i assure you that we can get these people only if you could be helpful to yourself by providing us their contact details, to enable us authorise the Private security Agents to get them and recover your money.
  
  For your own good, do not inform them that you are no more interested. But do not pay any more money to these people for any reason whatsoever.
  
  
• Susan Momodu - I think you can help me if you really wish to. You will regain all that you have lost through Mary Jane Jones and will be well compensated for your assistance.
  
  
• Paul Freeman - As regards to the money you paid to the so called Mr. Charles Soludo, i will like to know why you paid that money so that i will be able to help you in my capacity as an attorney to see that what ever be the reason for the payment is really actualised. Please forward your phone number to me so that i can call you.
  
  
• Allen Shawn - This is to inform you that this office received and acknowledged your brief messages as we apologised for responding late to you..
  
  However this office is sorry to announce to you that Mr Knightley Mark is no longer an employee with this organisation.
  
  Mr Knightley has been dismissed and also facing court trial for mismanagement of company's fund , we will like to know your past transcations with Mr Knightley in details to help us know how to help you as this office has been receiving several complains like yours recently..
  
  
• Mariam Abdul - You can help me only if you will be williing.Don't listen to gossips but if you can't I will look for some one else but conerning the mary jane jones I know nothing about that.I will wish you to tell me more concerning her matter ok
  
  
• Terry Williams - U ARE A BIG TIME FOOL
  
  
• Nosa Henry - Subject: GO AND LOOK FOR WORK
  
  you must be mad
  at the same time you are idot did i beg to send me money go to hell
  with your EFCC
  
  
• Ivah Mullam - You read my proposal right? I hope this is not another Chatham? Well, this transaction is not what we can discuss on Internet alone.Here is my contact mobile Telephone number +228.Call me or give me your direct phone number so that I can call you to enable us discuss more about this matter.I hope you are real.Waiting for your reply.
  
  
• Khalid! - kindly forward the last payment slip and the information you sent to enable me understand the payment you have made.
  
  
• Mary Jones - hi am sorry for that i just need ur help ok for some think ok plz
  
  
• A L - i WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU SENT THIS EMAIL TO. THIS WILL ENABLE THE OWNER TO
  REPLY IMMEDIATELY
  
  
• Agent_cfggames0 - How are you doing today ? I presume all is well with you.
  I would like you to send me the details of all payment you have made to the so called Soludo. This is very important as to know exactly where things had gone wrong.
  As you must have heard of the ongoing reforms in Nigeria regarding corrupt office holders.
  Th presidency is very interestd in your case , so please furnish me with all I needed to know about the transactions you have made so far.
  Best REgards.