Scam Baiter Haven

My Butterfly Guy

2007-01-03T09:11:00.000-08:00

You may have heard about this bait from various newspaper articles recently.

This was one of the very first baits I tried, and I think every baiter has a go at the church bait. So, without further ado.. The Narudeen Al-Islam Society meets The Church of the Sacred Butterfly. There is some audio that goes with this bait, and it is kinda funny stuff, in the context of the bait.. :) This bait ran for some time - it began on the 16th of November 2004 and ran till the 21st of March 2005 - but the Chief still calls from time to time, I think he still thinks the money is there and he can get it eventually.. ;)

Emails from Narudeen are in this colour text. Emails from Sister Anukah are in this colour text. Narratives are in this colour.

*BISIMILAHI RAMONI ROHEEM*
*NURUDEEN AL-ISLAMIC SOCIETY OF NIGERIA (NAISFAT)*
MOTTO: LIGHT COMES, DARKNESS VANISHED
HQ Address:
22 Mathew Street,
Agege, lagos State,
Nigeria.
Tel: 234-1-9720626, 2348052413800
Email: naisfat@yahoo.com
Dear breathen In Islam,
*LETTER OF ASSISTANCE FOR LAUNCHING CEREMONY OF $500, 000 US DOLLAR
BUILDING ULTRA MODERN FUND*
Asalamaleikum, we are here by directed to inform you that our society tagged NAISFAT of Nigeria, kindly request your aid assistance for NAISFAT Mosque and Arabic Trainning centre ultra Modern building fund, which will Insha _ Allah take place on Saturday 11 December 2004 at Asalatu playing ground by 9 a.m prompty Islamic time.
Again, we are sure through Allah Subuana Watahala and your support donations, it shall be an August one. Special invitation of the day The President of Rep of Nigeria : His excellency General Aremu Olusegun Obasanjo, The Vice Preseint Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, Sultan of Sokoto, Alhaji Ahmed Bola Tinubu the Lagos State Governor, Alhaji Abdulahi Akinbode, Cheif Mission Nasfat Alhaji Mudir Sheik, Baba Adini of Nigeria Alhaji Iyanda Folawiyo CFO, Sheik W. Adam Ilori MORICAS, Her excelency Alhaja Titi Abubakar, Alhaji Arishekola Alao, Alhaji Adeginte, Alhaja Bolajoko Kadri, Alhaja Abibat Mogaji Iya Adini of Nigeria.
Quran 1 vs 11: Oh ye who believe shall guide you to a commerce that will save you from a pinful chastisenant? It's you that believe In Allah and His messenger and strive in the cause of Allah with your belonging and your person, that is the better for you. Did you but know.
Quran 2 vs 21, The case of those who spend their wealth in the cause of Allah is like that of a grain of coins, which grows seven ears, and in each ear there are 100 grains. Allah multiplies it even more for whom so ever he pleases.Allah is Lord of vast bountry, giver never lack, all known. It is also said that in the month Ramadam it is good to give out to needys as in FISEBILILAHI.Please, we beg for helps and donations from NGO, Government, Priavte
Sector, Populace, Missionaries e.t.c. nothing is small.
May Allah reward you abundantly
For: more enqiries Please contact us Above address.
Masalam
Yoiurs faithfully
Chief Mission
Fadilak Sheik Suleiman B.S

And so we're off, the Sheik has made this mistake of emailing a scambaiter! Character Sister Anukah gets back to him.

My thanks for your very interesting email. I would dearly love to help you however my ministry forbids me from entering any business deal with partners who are not part of our faith. I am sorry but there is nothing more I can do for you. If you ever decide to join our faith then of course I could help you both with my experience and financial support. Our church is very helpful to many Christians the world over - and I have travelled to many locations - in Africa, in South America, in Australia and to Europe as a part of our worldwide ministry. I wish you well in your endeavour my sister in Christ. Blessings, Sister Anukah Boneham Financial Development - Holy Church of The Sacred Butterfly. PO Box 2226 San Diego CA 92192 Phone - Fax :

So a quick lesson about church scambaiting - you need to give them a reason to convert to your religion. The general idea with this kind of bait is that there is some procedure they must go through in order to be a member of your church and be sent the money. The signature block at the bottom of Sister Anukah's emails is always the same so I won't bother putting that in here again.

We show our sincere appreciation to you and your organisation for at least showing responses and concerned to our request. Though , Islamically and according to Quran chapter (Surat Mariam) i.e about Mary (Mother Of Jesus) and Jesus Christ, we Muslim believe that God says we should believe HIM (God) and all the Prophets i.e Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Moses, Noah, Abraham, Adam, Prophet Muhammed e.t.c. So, we are all one in the presence of God according to the five pillars of Islam. We surely believes in Christ. That is why we send our request to people of God, that we know has God fearing and also help the work the God financially, spiritually. We can equally link up Muslim programme with your organisation in order to proclaimed Love,unity and peace here on earth and thereafter. We look forward to hear from you soon. God bless. Chief Mission Fadilak Sheik Suleiman B.S

What's the B.S supposed to mean? I can think of a few things it could mean.. ;) male cow dung perhaps?

Dear Fellow Friends of Religion, Bless you for your prompt reply and may the lord God almighty send you many blessings (Amen). My friend, it is true that all Christians are one before God, but I can only trust those of my faith. It is quite easy to join my faith and I now discuss the procedure if you would like to do business with me. Of course you will have to prove your commitment to our ministry. This will require you to send us a photograph of yourself showing part of the commitment ceremony that we will require (this is very simple), and you will also have to sign our Order of The Sacred Butterfly induction agreement form. The agreement form is very simple to fill out. If you are in agreement to our terms above, please signify it to us as soon as possible and I shall arrange to give you the complete instructions for the photograph and agreement form. As soon as you have been inducted to our order then we can proceed with your business proposition immediately. We would also send you some money to assist you in the propogation of our religion in your area. $200,000 is the usual amount we send to inductees in areas where we do not already have a church. If you wish to discuss the options via telephone, you are most welcome to call me on the below number. Blessings, Sister Anukah Boneham The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

$200,000! I reckon he would do just about anything for $200,000, right? :) He certainly seems excited in his next email to Sister Anukah.

Dear Sister in Christ, Assalamaleikum Waramotulahi Wabarakatuhu Peace and blessing of Allah be upon you and your ministry. We quite received your reply and we are grateful. Meanwhile, our religion does not forbid anything in relating with God's work accordance. Though we have discussed on our round table to God Almighty and we are ready to join your ministry to fulfill and work together as one religion partnership as God's fearing one. It's quite obvious that generatiion of Islam and Christianity came out from Prophet Abraham (Ibrahim) who refers to as father all nations.He had wives and two sons, named Isaac and Ismail that translated to Christianity and Muslim. God said in the Holy Quran and Holy Bible that help those that cries for help in his name and that we should help His work. Moreso, Our amis and objectives is to follow the right propagation law of Allah saying in the Holy Quran thatseek for help from him, I shall send his own kind of generous fearing ones to help. and abundant blessing shall rewarded back to the giver. Bible say givers never lack. We are not doing this as a means of BUSINESS not for the sake of transacting, but we are asking for help. We are Islamic scholar that move our motive beyond Islamic religion and equally have our strategies to care, love , hope , faith , peace and unity in relating both religions together as Christ is in Islam. However, we wish with your ministry's support, we will attained to the greatest expectation. Please help us and join the train of God fearing one that donate financially and materially. To our surprise, we just collected a gift from a body tagged Hectares of land etc. as we want to be transparancy and trustworthy, we shall give the analysis of all account we received or collected in our store. Special thanks and appreciation would be sent to those that show concern to us. As noted in your last mail about joining your ministry, what are the conditions,requirements and discussed procedure but not business. How do you want our commitment, please explain vividly. Do you want the cheif mission's photograph or group photograph? How do we sign your order of the Sacred Butterfly Induction agreement (form). Please send the complete instructions for the photograph and agreement form. Massalam. Chief Mission Fadilak Sheik Suleiman B.S

And the hook is firmly set in the Sheik's cheek. Now let's reel him in..

Dear Chief Mission, In reply to your questions - 1. If the group wishes to join our church, we would need them each to send their own form and photograph but you can do the photograph as a group if required. 2. The form is attached, and you simply print it out. Below are the complete instructions you requested, as well as more info about our church, and the most frequently asked questions. 1) Why is there an induction procedure? We have some induction procedures, like almost every church in the world today. Some churches require the baptism. Sister Maykbe, our founder, was terrified of the water, she never swam in her life and only took sponge baths, she would not get into a bath or shower. This is why she chose to use the painting on of the butterfly as the induction, rather than dunking people in possibly acidic water from the acid rain. 2) This money you want to send me what is it for? It is for the propogation of our ministry into your backyard. You have many butterflies in your country who do not yet know that they are able to fly. We have been doing a lot of work in many countries over the world, but as yet have not been able to establish an excellent ministry in your area. One reason for this is many churches focus on Africa as a place that needs their help, whereas we saw there was a great need in the Balkans and Serbia. Our churches in those areas are massive. In fact, most people in Serbia are a part of our church, 80% of the population. We have done very well in those countries but we recognise other countries need us to, and we are seeking people all over the world now to establish what we would call "satellite" churches from which we can launch butterflies into surrounding areas. 3) Why the name Butterfly? Butterflies come in many different shapes, colours, and species. Just like humans. The major reason it was chosen is that Sister Maykbe had a religious experience with a butterfly once, and also because she saw them as a symbol of beauty and greatness upon the Earth. Also, there are many things you can do with the butterfly for Church activities - the possibilities are endless. 4) What does this Church believe. Too many things to type in one email. Basically that God created the earth, that Butterflies are actually souls waiting for the coming of the Lord and that we are all good but can be tempted by the serpents. I can expand further on this subject if you wish, but I will leave it here for now and give you some general background as well as how to take the photographs. I will send the photographs and further instructions in other email as this came back to me as not fitting into your box when I sent it all together originally. Blessings, Sister Anukah Boneham The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

And you can skip over this next large chunk of text if you want, it's just background info on the church. I'm sure the scammers eyes glazed over when he saw it, and he didn't read it either! ;) However I am a great fan of the bit in this color.

Our ministry was founded in 1947 by a wonderful lady by the name of Sister Bernice Maykbe (I have attached a photograph of her for your records). She spent many of her preaching years in Africa, spreading the holy gospel amongst the local people there. She was the first person male or female to promote Christian texts and beliefs to the Masai warrior tribe. The most famous account is when as a test she had to remove the top part of her clothes and paint the top half of her body and chest with the red Masai warpaint as a gesture of faith and belief to them so that they would accept her and trust her. She was almost immediately accepted by them and was one of the most trusted westerners known at that time. In her later years she returned to America and started her own ministry Holy Church of The Order of The Sacred Butterfly and was very active until her sad death in 2001. As a qualification to enter the Holy Church of The Order of Sacred Butterfly, all followers must go through the initiation procedure that Miss Maykbe made so famous. She decided to combine the two cultures in one simple ceremony - the body painting of the butterfly. Of course in these modern times, members do not have to paint their breast. They only need to make the symbol on their faces. My fellow Christians, this is what you will need to do in order to complete the church induction ceremony: You must paint the symbols of our church upon your face. So that you know exactly how the symbol must look, I have attached a photograph of four of our young inductees going through the procedure. Please use this picture to enable you to make the same marking on yourself. You may be as creative as you like, use whatever colors you feel speak your feelings about our religion. You can draw the butterfly in any of the ways shown in the photographs. If you are not an artist, this is ok, the Lord appreciates even the untalented, and will look upon your efforts with pleasure. If you use glitter, the Lord will bless you in many ways, including a once off payment from the Mariah Carey Glitter fund of $2000, sent to you as soon as we receive the photo! Mariah is a famous member of our church, anxious to promote the use of Glitter around the world. Next you will need to have a HIGH QUALITY photograph taken and sent it to us by email attachment. Once your photograph has been received we will then forward you the induction certificate. All this requires is your name and signature. Once you have signed and dated it, please send it back to me by email attachment. We then send you the Church Identity Card, which enables you entry to any of our churches. After that you will then be a full member of our beloved ministry and as well as being able to do business with you we can also offer financial help to you in the future if you ever need it. Our church is committed to helping any members in whatever way is possible. If you ever need money for charitable purposes, then you just need to contact us and quote your member number and we can arrange payments to you within 24 hours. We have many famous members of our church who are very generous with their financial donations, including Oprah Winfrey, Bill Clinton and several Fortune 500 CEO's. I look forward to welcoming you into our membership my fellow Christians. Blessings, Sister Anukah Boneham The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

Also the photos which were sent with the email -

Dear Sister Anukah Boneham, Thanks so much for the accurate information about the induction and the attached registration form. We are making you to understand that we've understood everything therein and we will make sure everything is done in a normal way of the ministries rules and regulation and also finalised to be part of your ministries here in Nigeria. This would also be a fantastic and a thing of respect in the community, that your ministries will come through us in Nigeria. Sister Anukah. We are drawing your attention back to our request on the lunching ceremony which weis approaching on 11th December 2004. We will like you to know that this event has been scheduled and alot of prominent people has been invited to present in this actual said event "LUNCHING CEREMONY OF $ 500,000 ULTRAL MODERN BUILDING MOSQUE AND ARABIC TRAINNING CENTRE". As you know that this event can never be withdraw anymore. So now what will be your contribution financially for now in the area of the lunchung ceremony to be possible by D-day comes 11th December, 2004. We want this event to be an august one. So let see your quota of contribution to this event. We are assuring you that we would in be partnership by God grace with you (Insha- Allah) .We are so sorry for late reply. We will like to hear from you as soon as possible. We will appraciate your responses. Regards, Chief Mission Fadilak Sheik Suleiman B.S

Ah, bargaining and negotiation. Send us some money first, then we'll do what you want. Nice try, but no way. :)

Dear Chief Mission, As I have mentioned to you before, I can do nothing for you until we receive the forms and the pictures of you with the butterflies on your faces. How about this? If you can get us 10 new members - all with the forms and the butterfly painting with glitter as I have mentioned before to you, we will be happy to send to you the spare left over monies from our Mariah Carey Glitterani evening. We raised over $1 million that night, and so far have only spent $250,000 of it on expenses, so you would get $750,000 towards your cause. Mariah is the only member of our church who chose to wear the butterflies on her chest. I suppose when you are blessed by the lord as she is, you should make the most of it to gain new converts to the church. And it was a very successful fundraising evening. I enclose a picture of Mariah, from that evening, for your information. Please get back to me soonest if you would like the money for I will put it aside as going to you if you think you can become the members by that time. I hope the Lord is blessing you in many ways today! Sister Anukah Boneham The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

This was an incredible find, and I found it after I started this bait too, how fortunate!

Dear Sister Anukah ,

We are grateful for the reply of yours to our last email.

what are the consequencies of the picture afterward?

How are you going to wire the money to us?

We ready to send the picture but let us know the consequency.
You can also get intouch with us through our Telephone number as follows: 2348052413800.

we shall be grateful to hear from you soon

Yours faithfully

Chief Mission

Hmm, how to explain the consequencies? ;) Well, you'll never get any money, and I'll get a good laugh, as well as a lot of other people! But Sister Anukah is an impatient woman..

NARUDEEN AL-ISLAM SOCIETY wrote:
> Dear Sister Anukah ,
>
> We are grateful for the reply of yours to our last email.
>
> what are the consequencies of the picture afterward?
The consequencies are very simple. You send me the photo, and I take them and make the church ID card with the picture for you. Then, you will be a full member of our church - as long as we have the forms for each member as well.
> How are you going to wire the money to us?
I have a contact at Western Union who is able to arrange this. Normally they would not allow transfers this large, but we are able to do it on behalf of our church, and have sent many millions around the world this way. You will need to specify a location (ie branch) where you are able to pick up the money, and it can be done.
> We ready to send the picture but let us know the consequency.
> You can also get intouch with us through our Telephone number as follows: 2348052413800.
The church is very rich, but we do not spend money on international phone calls. You are welcome to call me if you desire. I am ready to receive your call. Blessings, Sister Anukah Boneham The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

Dear Sisiter Anukah,

Sorry for late reply it was due to lunching of the programme schedule we are dangling up and down to make it a successful d day. We are also grateful for your and in appraciation to meet up your demand immediately.
We are using this medium to let you know that we have make an arrangement on how to send the completed form and the picture to you and your ministry.
But we will like to make a request that we would only send the form at first and receive some part of the money to be assure of the trustworthy in the Lord, and Immiediately we receive the money we will send the full picture which will show our image and also display the diagram of the Holy Order Of The Sacred Butterfly.
We hope to see your reply Immediately and our completed form will be fax to you lastest this week. And we shall send the picture immidiately we receive your reply on our request.
Moreover, do you want passport photograph or full picture Photograph , Indicate?
We equally wish to launch the ministry of THE HOLY ORDER OF THE SACRED BUTTERFLY here in Nigeria as a new branch which will be well known and acquire the Higher Integrity, Loyalty, Caring, Peace, Love and Unity which the SACRED BUTTERFLY will be carry on the symbol.
Thanks and God bless.

You're kidding! You don't trust Sister Anukah that she's going to send the money? She's a Nun, for crying out loud! Well, again nice try but it's not going to fly..

Dear Chief, I am very sorry, I must follow the rules of the Church, you would understand being a part of the Church organisation yourself, that things must be done by the rules. So I apologise but if you cannot provide the photographs I cannot send the money. Full picture photographs are the best, so I can work with the image and cut the bits that I need for the photograph. I deeply apologise for the inconvenience, and we hope to have you as members of our church very soon. Blessings, Sister Anukah Boneham The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

She's clearly starting to get a little.. annoyed.. perhaps.. ;)

Dear Sister Anukah, Thanks so much for your reply and we are making it known to you that we accurately understood everything therein attached. We would like to ask more questions on this particular dialog/ negotiation; kindly explain briefly on how to receive actual amount been named at the begining of the discussion to date i;e $200,000, $2,000 for picture and then $750,000 you said for the cause. in what amount would be ours after sending the completed form and the picture? please expantiate further. For how long would it take before receiving the said money after the completed form and picture ?specify. Are you sure that nothing negative would not happen after this or anything like spiritual accident to us to the picture we are going to send to you to God Almighty and Jesus Christ of Nazarreth. Please promise! We equally like to meet you in person and also like to first receive your full personal picture to see your high and well kindness, goodness, generous, caring and God fearing types you are. We will \highly appreciate to meet you and your member later in person by your invitation to the ministry. We look forward to hear from you soonest. your Regards, Chief Mission Fadilak Sheik Sulaiman B.S

Spiritual accidents? This is not a Satanic ritual. :) It's just a bit of face painting. But Sheik I am sure spiritual accidents are coming to you as a surprise as a result of you trying to scam people out of money. Sister Anukah can't help you with that.. ;)

Dear Chief Mission,
All very valid questions, however some of them you have asked previously. I am beginning to doubt your commitment to our ministry. Perhaps you have too much on your plate already with your own church. There are other people from your country sending me emails to my inbox every day, many of whom I have sent the forms and instructions to, and perhaps one of them is better equipped to handle the ministry and the money.

I will reply to them in the order and to make sure I do not miss any out I will leave your text here too. But let it be known the first prospective member to send me the completed forms and the photographs will receive the $750,000 that I have put aside for you at this time.

> We would like to ask more questions on this particular dialog/ negotiation; kindly explain briefly on how to receive actual amount been named at the begining of the discussion to date i;e $200,000, $2,000 for picture and then $750,000 you said for the cause. in what amount would be ours after sending the completed form and the picture? please expantiate further.

Ok. It is really very simple. If you want to start up a branch of our church in your area, we send the $200,000 for the ministry. The $2,000 for the picture is *only* if you use Glitter, as part of the Mariah Carey Glitter Fund. Normally there is no money for sending the picture but Mariah is anxious to promote the use of Glitter all over the world as a member of our church, and it fits in well with our Butterfly theme.

> For how long would it take before receiving the said money after the completed form and picture ?specify.

It depends on how you would like me to send it. I am able to, as I mentioned, send it through Western Union, and have done this before for other members of the church. It would be broken down into amounts of $50,000 and sent to a bank that you specify, where it would have been pre-arranged by Western Union. As soon as you can name a branch with address, I can start those wheels in motion.

> Are you sure that nothing negative would not happen after this or anything like spiritual accident to us to the picture we are going to send to you to God Almighty and Jesus Christ of Nazarreth. Please promise!

What do you mean, my child? I do not understand why you think anything negative would happen? It is not like I am asking you to join a cult, or something. I am not asking you to sacrifice animals or dance around naked in some bizzare cleansing ceremony.

> We equally like to meet you in person and also like to first receive your full personal picture to see your high and well kindness, goodness, generous, caring and God fearing types you are.

I do not have a current picture handy to send, it is on the ministry laptop, which has gone on retreat this week. I should have gone with it, but I have too many prospective members trying to join the church, so it was decided best for me to stay here.
I hope this answers your questions. Please hurry and decide if you want to join, as I have several people from your area who have already sent me the forms.
Blessings,
Sister Anukah Boneham
The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

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Dear Sister Anukah, Thanks so much for your reply and we appraciate your kind gusture so far. We are using this medium to let you know we are here to be honest and do everything to please the ministry of yours also becoming your full member of the ministry. As what you said in the last mail, we are saying that you should have no doubt about us because we need to know everything perfectly before we can finalise our committment to the ministry. So if there is any wrong statement made by us please forgive and forget for God sake. We using this opportunity to tell you that the completed form and picture is on the way to your email and by fax directly. We are looking forward to hear from you again if there is any additional instruction made, you might alart us. forget not to send your personal picture to us and we are committeed to handle and contribute quota to develop your ministry here in Nigeria. Blessed you in the Lord. Cheif Mission, Sheik Sulaiman S.B

I did get a fax, but that's lost now. :( Sorry about that. But never mind, now we have liftoff!

sorry for the delay.
I attached the picture here and i believe you might have received the completed form been fax to you and the last note i sent yesterday.
I look forwards to hear from soon.

Wow, a picture trophy already and we don't even have the forms yet. This is a little back to front. So the rule of scambaiting - when the lad sends you what you've been asking for, shut up! Say nothing for at least a week. And that's what Sister Anukah does. But the scammer keeps in touch -

24 hours later -
Dear Sister Anukah, Greetings to you in the Name oif Almighty Lord. How is the ministry out there, hope good. Its quite a time now I have not recieved your mail, hope nothing wrong, though in respect of the completed form i fax to you and the full scanned picture photograph. I want to know if really you recieved it. Please let me know. I called you about some minutes ago (Nigerian time 7.45pm) and I left a message on the answering machine for you. I wait to hear from you . Wishing you compliment of the season. The Chief mission, Fadilak Shiek Sulaimon B.S 2348052413800

So he gives me a call. I'm not American, by the way. I don't know how that accent thing happens. It just does. :) And I fill him in on what is wrong with the photos. Can you guess what is wrong with them? Well, he's NOT SMILING! 2 days after the above email from Butterfly Guy-

Dear Sister Anukah, Compliment of the season. Infact, it was a surprised mood that you received my form, phone and picture as requested which I fulfilled but I heard no respond from you, hope nothing wrong, let me know if there anything. Though if it was your last message that you made mentioned about "doubting of mind" please erased this and I'm quite interested in your ministry work and being I want to be a member and fulfill my obligation towards the achievement and the committement of the ministry here in Nigeria. I and my group have our plans and strategies to use in canvasing and to promote , and contribute our man power, quota to the development and success of the Holy order sacred butterfly ministry . even if you are negotiating with anybody in my country let me be an intermidiary between you and them. How ever, I'm about sending the group photograph and another my personal which indicate butterfly on our face as mentioned ealier. Forgive and forget about doubt of mind I'm God fearing type. why I surendered to you since you said it involve no curtism, so that is why I agreed to be full mmeber of Sacred butterfly mwhich prompt me to meet up with the requirement. Kindly , for Christ sake reply me. Merry Christ mas in advance and God bless you

Well of course he's god-fearing, and he should be considering he is a criminal. :) He calls again, then 5 days after the above email from Butterfly Guy he sends this -

Dear Sister Anukah, Compliment of the season to you out there and how is the ministries? I am mailling you to let you know that I'm such a serious minded and went over to resend the scanned completed forms and the new picture through email and why sending it this is message that was given by the root of your email : Undeliverable Address: Original Message Size: 709800* (bytes) Maximum Message Size: 512000 (bytes) Reason: The email you sent to the address specified above has been returned because it is larger than the limit placed by the account owner. The account owner may increase the limit * Note: Most email software encode attachments using methods that can increase the original size. For highly compressed binary data (such as image files), the encoding process can increase attachment size by more than 30%. This size increase occurs before the email enters the mail system, and is not in our control System Contact: postmaster@XXXXXX.com I would like to hear how again you can help me to make this scanned forms and picture to enter your email in order to do the processing of it with the elders in the ministries. If it is possible to send me your fax number that is personal fax number it is ok by me as well. Becuase last time that I told you that I faxthe completed forms before and you make me to known that you did not received it. I would be highly grateful to hear from you. Thanks Sheik Fadilak Sulaiman B. S

Sister Anukah finally breaks her silence but she does not say much!

You will need to break them up and send one at a time.
Blessings,
Sister Anukah Boneham
The Holy Order of the Sacred Butterfly

He calls when he is having the photos taken. I have to explain what glitter is! And now the forms and the second lot of photos arrive!

But the pics are the icing on the cake. I have made these a little smaller than they came to me, they were huge! I have also put close ups of the face here in the original size I got them. Note the close resemblance to the image on the forms, the artist is very good!

I think he is trying to smile, it is just the paint is too thick! :)

Sheik, are you able to give me a number to contact you on? Preferably a landline? I need to speak with you.
Thanks,
Sister Anukah Boneham

Dear Sister,
Compliment , due to technical fault in Nigerian Nitel maintenance Office there was a problem with my landland for now, i would prefer to give u another direct mobile phone number which will intact effeftive communication.

Concerning your lenght and breadth measurement of your dress wear (Our Tradinational culture wear) which I promised you . Woud you send down the measurement and also the size of your shop . I want to dress you a beautiful angel which colleague will be impressed and equally thank God for meeting me whenever you coming to Nigeria nor I'm coming to United State for an visitation.
Remember, my birthday is 25th December, what is the processing or what next now?
Merry Chritmas and God bless you.

Yours Faithfully,

Fadilak Sheik Sulaiman B.S

Sister Anukah shuts up, again :) And she gets another lovely pic!

Dear Sister Anukah
Happy yale time and compliment of the season. Inrespective of the new picture you asked of me about the smiley on phone is done. I wish this should be okay for now and to proof my membership with the ID-card. Let me know the next step and processing of everything now.
During my conversation on the phone, the last question I asked you about which of money comes first , it's $2000 first the picture, $ 200,000 for inductee then $750,000 for Maria Carey quiltter fund, Explain to me ?
I have an idea about what you aske me on my account number, to make easier I can receive from you $4000 to $5000 which I can use to open an account here in Nigeria and it would make it easier for both side instead of western union money transfer. What i mean is this send me the picture fund via western union immediate also the text question and other question asked in the form filled.
Moreso, I have started convasing people a bit about the ministry which they are summisive to me, though I've not know your ministry mind maybe I should go ahead stretegies because I study marketing in one of the Nigerian University with my experience I market for the ministry in the Lord as well which would make us attain the greatest height in Nigeria for theministry development .
It's my nice time talking to you on phone . bless you. If I'm wealthy i would be butterfly that is my prayer everyday
looking forward to hear from you soonest.
happy new year in advance

Finally he's smiling! Mariah Carey, a quiltter? Hmm, I can't see it myself, she looks like she'd rather be doing something much more pr0nographic!

DEAR SISTER ANUKAH,
I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME A CALL PLEASE CALL ME ON 2348052413800
i WOULKD BE EXPECTING YOUR CALL IMMEDIATELY AS YOU READ THE MESSAGE.

Instead, he calls Sister Anukah. And then there's a small Tsunami.

Dear Sister Anukah ,
Happy New year to you and the ministry. My Condolence message to the lost victim's families of the affected ones in the flooded incident. Though I equally have some Nigerian victims too that were affected I always remember them all in prayer for their soul rest in perfect peace on the right hand of the Almighty God.
What plans do you have for their families that were affected and what message so far do you have for the lost families? My programme and my plan so far is to establish good and intact relationship both here Nigeria and there in oversee. Already I have won many heart souls been preach too and converrted for the Holy order of the sacred butterfly but since i have not receive go ahead decision or support ideal from you I cannot anything now ( A tree can not make a forest) . I'm a graduate with Marketing experience wise which I can use my profession for God and the Ministry to turn alot of people to worship in the ministry in Nigeria. I have my skill to attain and achieve the aims and object for a ministry. Though we have alot of miniustries projects here in Nigeria, i.e Latter Rain Assembly, Redeemed Christian Church of God, Winners/Canal Land Ministry, Synagogue Church, Deeper Life ministry and also Christ Embassy which we can beat them all and also take them as a case study for any
project we want to establish on.
Now Let me ask you Sister, I continue calling on my mobile cell phone and I don't why the delay on handling the cash and you made mentioned of modalities on how to receive the money but still I continue checking my box no response but why? Remember about the Invitation Letter to United State Embassy I asked you on phone. Have you treated the picture with the elders to know if I'm qualify as a member and with my I D Card you said ealier to prove my membership. Let me know what is up.
I hope to hear a good reply from you soon. I wait to hear from you soon.
My regards and warmed greeting to the elders and the congragation and the ministry as well. May God continue to bless and be with everyone of us Amen.

Shiek Fadilak Suleiman .B .S

I am sorry my child, I have been very ill, they have diagnosed me with pulmonary odema. I am in discussions with Father Francis about continuing to work for the church. Please bear with me in this sad time.
Blessings,
Sister Anukah Boneham

Dear Sister Anukah, Compliment of the season to you again this year. I hope you are now getting more heal than ever before. I really care and worried I lost contact with you for a while because I mail and called you, on phone until i hear that you were sicked through a lady called Glacia your clearer as she said. I hope she delivered my condolence healing message. I pray that May Almighy God give you more energy and strenghten your power and also be with you to live longer so that we can see in peace afterward. I don't want to miss you now.
Sister Anukah I wish to ask about the picture I sent to you, if they've accept it and approve it as well as proving my membership also Id card. The last we discussed on phone She talked about modalities that would be send to my email box, her personal picture, measurement of the dress lenght, size of the shoe also Invitation to Nigerian Embassy to United State of America. Please you can equally call me on my 2348052413800. I wish I should speak with but time does not permit as my committed and I wish you should speak with Brother Francis on this issue because Iam make a lot of solid arrangement with me. A sticth in time save nine. as proverb says. I wish you fast recovery and God bless you.
I equally remmeber you in prayer always and also the affected victims of the flood incident families.
I wish to hear from you as soon as positive.

I thought this was the end of the bait. I got what I wanted, and he got no money and was thinking Sister Anukah was ill. However, on the 18/03, almost two months since he last emailed me, he called and then sent this email

Hi Sister Anukah,
Quite a long time , infact I was amazed to had been talking with you on phone, though I was too happy to have been spoken with you again. Also I thought in my mind that you are not more concerned ot interested in our relationship anymore but since i could speak with you and you said I should mail you then thank God. Could I ask you this question, I want to know according to the instruction within the form have you treated the form and the picture because I had no reply anymore from the ministry which I sent everything about the requirement. Moreso let me know on which level to go now, are we still in the round table discussions on how to establish the ministry through us in Nigeria? (Yes or No). Already in addition I have too much pupils which I canvarse and converted for the ministry but don't me shame as in coward. you know this is God work we should not joke with it and if we can meet up with it there is reward from God Mighty. Assuming with the little i have financially and I
can see somebody to supportme I would have love to establish and invite you to see the master plan because I am a graduate professionally a Marketer with experience wise with my strategies I can get everything I want in a market or to convince my clients, which I would use for God's work. So let make a move and promptly.
I felt your illness but with God I can do suprisingly to help as in having your good health in good shape I have some remedies medication for you. If you agree for me to send my medication medicine you will appreciate using it and thank God having good health back. I can finance myself to send the medicine to you I just go ahead from you. I belt you a trial would confuse you.
How far you've discusse with brother Francis concerning my issue?
Have I qualify as member, also have you treated my picture and aplication form?
Let me see your personal picture and your dressing mesurement, I have a suprised package for you whicn you would love and laugh.
You made mentioned about the modalities on how to recieve the money transaction and invitation letter?
Are you sure, you are current my mail again because before Immediately I sent you mail you replied but I don;'t know now you delay? Let me know if anything wrong apart from health condition? I'm worried! but no shame on me.
Let me see your reply or you call me and let me know everything or anything you need from me. I miss you and God bless you . More grace to your elbow in Jesus name Amen.
N:B
Let me know everything about yourself, being at home or hospital I wish to know generally.
I wish to care for you for God sake.
My regards to everybody in the ministry including FATHER FRANCIS.
For me to be convince that there is still a intact relation ship among us reply me or phone me immediately you read this mail. I will responsible for the payment of the phone... 2348052413800

I never heard from him again after this. He's vanished. ;) Off to scam others, no doubt. If you'd like to know more about scambaiting please visit www.scambaits.com and if you want to give it a try yourself, sign up as a member there and ask for a mentor.

Ok then!

2007-01-03T04:09:00.000-08:00

Reading through today's mails, this badly spelt one caught my eye..

Subject: DON'T WITER ME ANIGN OK

Dear Sir,
You said that i am a chat you.
Thanks

Well ok then! ;) I'll keep writing till I get me a death threat.. :)

A stone fox!

2006-12-14T02:03:00.000-08:00

A little inspired by a bait by Makizzle over on scambaits.com, I decided to make a saucy new character who does not speak much english but knows all the words relating to sexual activities. :) I can't really put what I am saying to the lads here, but let's just say it's X-rated. The lads did not seem to be taking the bait, so I have recently been tempting them with early photos of a quite sexy Heidi Klum. You can't really recognise her, she looks nothing like the current Heidi, they're so old. The results have been somewhat mixed. Many lads like to keep their eye on the main prize, which is the money..

i got your mail and pics that you sent, you look very prety and i will like to meet you in person but my problems now is to make sure that the bank transfer the money into your account, if you can help please do. i want to move this money to your account to enable us invest the money and live as one big family. You are just a good looking girl and i will love to love you more, i don't know the reason you dont want to call me, please call me if you are serious to deal with me.
What is the pictures about? Are you the one in the pics? The bank is now ready to transfer the money to you. So you need to send your account information and the transfer fee of $3000 dollars. You have to be quick with it. I believe they have sent you the name you will use to pay the money through western union money transfer. Thanks and good luck. I will be waiting to here that the money has been sent to you safely. So make sure you let me know immediately you send the $3000 dollars. Thanks
Hmm, this lad seems to think appearance will help him decide - I love you so much ,please send your photo because i dont see any of your photo here before i will decide how to make love with you.
Err, I think not, buddy! - I saw your mail, have you sent me the money do so immediately and also provide me with the password of your email address so as to enable me upload my picture in it
How are you today? infact all the photos are very nice i like that but i want to assured you that i will offer you more than that photo when we meet face to face ok. please did you see the information of the diplomat i told you about that want to help us secured the documents? please i will apreicate if you can send the money to him in Spain via western union money transfer system before friday this week please, so we can get this concluded.
I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR PHOTOS BUT IN THIS TRANSACTION PLEASE GIVE ME A BREAK
thanks, what i mean is this,i have a cheque in the amount of $850,000 which my director instructed me to send to you,i know this was why you contacted me in the first place ok. now i want to send the cheque to you so that you will cash it from your bank and since then i told you to give me your house address where i will send it to. and i told you that i will need the deliverying fee from you ok.so that is what i mean by the question you asked. on the other hand you mentioned ,you are very rich and you wanted to love me,that is ok,but i wanted you to receive this cheque first ,and after that i will come over to your country and spend as much time as you wanted me to spend with you,if possible marry you .
I saw your picture you are a beautiful woman.
It is not your failt,God knows why all this happen to me that is why you are saying all solt of insultive words to me,only GOD will take control of my situation and i know becuase he lives i can face tomorrow
I am willing to give my best to you but the most important thing now is for you to visit the security house and have the consignment cleared, then we will talk of how you and I will meet to share our love together in such a lovely way that the you will always remember. Expecting to hear from you soon and you readniess to meet the security house
I have seen your photos but i want you to understand that this is not a joke therefore if you are truely interested please try to be very committed and open so that we can carry out this transaction without delay.
Straight to the point, this lad - DO YOU WANT TO FUCK
Thanks for your response.Your last response to me was not nice.Well are these really your photos?Then i must say you are a pretty lady.I only asked for your help to distribute my wealth to charity organisation since i am sick as my doctor told me that i only have a few time to leave.If you will help me then i await your response.I will like you to please send me your contact details like tel/moblie number,address and country of resident. Once again you are very pretty lady.
This lad equates love with getting scammed - Which country are you from? it seems that you don't understand my writing english, i want to see you in person, how old are you? what is your occupation? Can you love me and help me? i want to transfer my late father's money into account in your country.

2006-12-08T02:11:00.000-08:00

Sorry you guys, I may not be available for Christmas parties and celebrations this year, it seems I am to be arrested.. ;)

3rd December, 2006

Reg Order No:SH234581282

GOOD DAY:GILLESPIE,

WE HAVE REPORTED YOUR CASE TO THE METROPLITAN POLICE HERE IN THE UK AND THE INTERPOL FOR TRYING TO IMPERSONATE ONE OF OUR WINNERS.

YOU ARE ALREADY BEEN INVSTIGATED AND MAY BE ARRESTED SOON IF YOU DO NOT IMMEDIATELY SEND PROOFS TO US THAT YOU ARE THE WINNER OF THE LOTTERY PROGRAM.

YOU ARE REQUIRED TO SEND TO US YOUR VALID IDENTIFICATION DOCUMENTS LIKE THE INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT, NATIONAL IDENTITY CARD OR THE DRIVER'S LICENCE ISUED BY YOUR GOVERNMENT TO GUARANTEE THAT YOU ARE NOT TRYING TO CHEAT.

YOU WILL BE CONTACTED SOON BY THE METROPOLITAN POLICE.

WE DO NOT WANT YOU TO CONTINUE WITH THE CLAIMS PROCESS AS WE HAVE ALREADY REPORTED YOU TO THE NATIONAL LOTTERY COMPANY FOR DISQUALIFICATION FROM ANY FURTHER PROGRAM.

YOU MAY SEND US A REPLY IF YOU LIKE.

GOOD DAY AND HAVE A NICE WEEK.

Mr.WILLIAMS GOZNEY

2006-12-05T06:39:00.000-08:00

Why do I suspect this Rev is lying to me? ;)DEAR SIR,

 YOU ARE GETTING ALL WRONG,
 I CAN NOT CHEAT YOU. AM A SERVANT OF GOD, THE BIBLE SAYS , A CHEATER MUST ONE DAY BE CHEATED. IF I DO THAT ,WHAT WILL I GO TELLING THE CONGRIGATION.

 TRUST ME IS FOR REAL. GO AHEAD AND MAKE YOUR PAYMENT. I GIVE YOU MY WORD WITHIN 48HOUR OF YOUR PAYMENT, YOUR MONEY WILL GET TO YOU.

 THANKS,
 REV WILLIAM

Will the real Charles Soludo please stand up?

2006-12-04T23:13:00.000-08:00

Apparently this lad thinks he's the real Charles Soludo, Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria. Seeing that I had said to him (and a few other lads) that I had sent money to Mr. Soludo, this particular lad wants a piece of the action.

Now, you don't think that he's really one of those impostors he speaks of? ;)

Dear Sir,

It is with great indignation and sadness that I inform
you that the so called Pro. Charles Soludo you have
been dealing with is fake and dose not represent this
office in anyway at all. It is a well known fact that
the name Prof. Charles Soludo is the most impersonated
name in the Nigeria by fruaster and other African
countries. We have been doing our best to sincitize
the whole world of the existence of a syndicate that
specilises in defrauding people with the name of
charles Soludo in Nigeria and otherASfrican countries.
Actuall we received a complain recently from some
beneficiaries of this group and their escapedes so we
decided to contact you to let you that you are dealing
with him on your own risk. The Federal Governement of
Nigeria through the Central Bank of Nigeria have been
spending millions of dollars to inform people of other
parts of the world to beware of this group. Perhaps it
is because you don't speak English language as your
first language that you did not hear of this group
however, government are making more plans to expand
the message to other languages soon.

As it is now, there is nothing you can do to recover
your money because government is finding it very
difficult to apprehend this so called Soludo and his
group because of the system the you to perpetrate
there dirty acts. You are therefore adviced the
contact the Secreatry in the Foreign Department on his
email <snip> or his phone number
234-1-8141301 his name is Dr. Steven Eze to give you
more infomation on this matter and to tell you when
you payment shall be effected. You are not even
suppose to spend such an amount of money before you
receive your money as government have waived all those
charges for contractor in your catigory whose payment
have been long overdue. All you aresuppose to do is to
authenticate yourreceiving bank account and the funds
will be transfered as we aresatisfy with your payment
and have received all the necessary approvals to this
effect.

As we employ you to use this opportunity of political
stability to invest more ion Nigeria, I on behalf of
the Federal Government apologies for the unfortunate
situation. Because of this, I have directed the
Secreatry of Foreign Operation Dr. Steven Eze to
expidite action on your payment as soon as possible.
It is unfortunate you did not tell me your languge
otherwise, this message would have been interpreted to
you in your languege if it is a language we have
interpreter for.

Thank you.

Professor Charles Soludo,
Governor, Central Bank of Nigeria.

Leave me alone!

2006-12-03T02:19:00.000-08:00

I just saw this in one of my inboxes. After 15 emails, the scammer is saying this.. it's making me fall off my chair laughing.. ;)

Please i dont want further mails from you anylonger or else i will report you to the INTERPOL.I advise you stay away from me for your own Good.when i say interpol you know what i mean right

Believe, you must..

2006-12-02T16:49:00.000-08:00

ATTN SIR,

WE DO NOT ENTERTAIN ANY QUESTION AS REGARDS THE QUESTION YOU ASKED ABOUT THE SERIOUSNESS OF THIS LOTTO DRAW.

IF YOU DO NOT BELEIVE IN THE LOTTERY THEN IT IS BETTER NOT TO RESPOND TO US THAN ASKING QUESTIONS.

TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE YOU ARE TO BE HERE IN AUSTRALIA FOR YOUR CLAIM.SO SEND TO ME YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT COPY TO ENABLE ME PREPARE YOUR WINNING DOCUMENTS.

REGARDS,
JOSUHA

A bit of a bait..

2006-12-01T02:25:00.000-08:00

This is a lad who is getting quite frustrated with me.. ;) I can't imagine why! Can you suggest what I might be doing wrong? I will post a bit of our discussion here. My text will be this color, and the scammers text will be this color. I'll indent my text, too.

I would love to help you?

I already pay US5,400 fees to Charles Soludo this why you contact me yes or no?

English is not my first language, sorry.

Dearest,

I'm sorry but i don't know Charles Soludo.
We are from Ivory Coast we never know Charles soludo.We(me and my sister) are french speaker but,we learnt english in the past english and spanish at school.Please help us.Here is our number please call us so that you could know that we are in Ivory Coast(cote d'ivoire).S'il vous plait,ici nous parlons le français.

Thank you very much,

Looking forward heard you very soon,

Pierre

ok, it sound good. now what? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

Hi dearest madam Helling,

I thank you for your knid reply.May GOD blessed you and your family.

In fact,if i don't write you back it dues to what i told you.A person named Emmott use to write me.So i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your picture but untill now,nothing.I'm very disappointed because this person doesn't regard me as humain been.How can i trust to another who has the same email address like yours?
You see,it not easy for me instead of tell me truth,he still insult me,tell me none sense.

So mum,if you're ready to help me bring me your picture before to see you serious because i'm faced hell here and i will send you mine and also give you the contacts of the compagny so that you could call them to see what you should do to help me.
I want to quitt this my country which seing the political situation as myself has not future.
I'm orphan,African orphan situation is too different from yours.

As soon as you receive this message,do what i ask you to show your heart.Do you remember what you told me before in your last response sent to me?Please mum,be honnest i tell me true are you the same Emmott or not? Everything we're doing,we should know that GOD is above and watcth us.

Have a good day and i espect you will write me back very soon,

Pierre

ok what is mean by this " knid reply.May GOD blessed you and your family. In fact,if i don't write you back it dues to what i told you.A person named Emmott use to write me.So i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your pict" please explain what this mean?

Dearest madam,

Since i receive your first reply,different persons starting by miles,emmott ...write me back.Some insult me at moment and diseappear.So,i think you are the same person :

I said you that i'm never heard about Charles soludo,i do not know him and i give you a number in what
you could call me to verify.You don't call me ,you don't write me untill now and i was very very discouraged. Madam,today my house owner sent me away because i don't pay him his money and ligth and water bils(about 1000 Euro about 700.000francs cfa) and i'm oblige to wander to live because no job ,no parent at all.Now,i live in the market with the market guards.

Mum if,you are not the same persons,i'm very sorry but it is because after your first reply those persons contact me.I'm not also english speaker i speak french.
Mum,please i beg you try to see what you can do for me because i'm alone and my parents love miss me.

GOD keep you in safe,looking forward to heard you,

Pierre.

probably i can do, ja? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

Dearest madam,

I would like to know what you can efford to do for me now.

Thank you very much and GOD bless you.

Pierre

SO WHAT I NEED DO NOW? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

I have no idea why I keep telling him I can't speaka da French ;) But I'm trying to say as little as possible, so I figure why not.

Dearest mum,

I want you to help me to get back in my house.That means help me to pay my house owner and my bills(light and water) which is about 1,000Euro(about 650,000 cfa).Me i still looking for job but,nothing till today.

Moreover,i will give the contact of the security compagny so that they will transfert the tronc box to you in your country.After recIving the box,mum you could take money inside it to do all the necessary for me to come and live in your country.Mum,you know that i put all my hope on you.

I'm faced hell here because whatever i try it fail what do i do to the heaven?Everyday,sadness make me lose my health.

I hope you will do your best to help and mum you will bring me at least a ray of happiness,

GOD blessed you look forward to receive good new from you mum,

Pierre

i not know thees big words you use many times, can make smaller word to say same thing so I to understand where we do now? No, I not French, I not speak ze francais.

Dearest mum,

Morning,i hope all is well from your side.I say i need now 1,1000 Euro to pay my house and my bill.After, we could contact the compagny.

Thank you,

Pierre

I sure you make more big words than el pressidente or el capitaine do and I sayed to you I not understand many big words. I want help you, really do. Can call me and explane? Number is say time when you can call

Unfortunately it seems some of the lads are getting wise to the email domains we baiters tend to use a lot. I won't name them here in case scammers find this page but with this lad I was using one of the more common baiter used mailing addresses. I have found a great way of combatting this, though - as you will now see. He's already said this once above, too. :) This baiter must have done a real number on him..

Hi dearest madam,

Emmott use to write me, i think that you're the same person that's why i ask you to bring me your picture but you still not sent me any photo.I'm very disappointed because this person doesn't regard me as humain been.How can i trust to another who has the same email address like yours?

Pierre

no of course i do not know this emmott or whoever you say.

do you know these people?

ssomoni2@yahoo.fr
fallndeyebol@yahoo.fr
skwelin@yahoo.fr

If they send me emailles should i believe they are you as well? just bekause they have yahoo.fr like you do?

thes mail es give me free email account friend of mine has it and sent me invite. in case you want know all my businesses.

i not like your level of intelligence and i think you owneng my pology

Dearest mum,

Thank you for your answer and your insult.May GOD blessed you.

I do my best to make myself understood and you are insulting me.
I say i need 1,000 euro to pay my house and my bills of light and water.So, you can send me this money at this adress by western union:

Full name:Konen Pierre
Country :Ivory Coast (Cote D'Ivoire)
City :Abidjan

Please,send me the information i need to collect the money from western union.

I hope now i'm very clear and you could understand me very well,

GOD stay with you despite what you are,

Pierre

Ouch! That's gotta make you laugh till you fall off your chair.. ;) All I did was tell him he was wrong and I didn't like his level of intelligence, is that like some major insult? Well he ain't seen nothing yet.. :)

Telephone ring before but i not get to phone in time to answer it went machine. Was that you? caller leave message but it was very hard to understand for me.

Dearest mum,

As you can see,i try evrything to show you my honnestly but,you don't mind me even by telephone.

I want to tell you that if you can't help me please let me alone with my problems.I'm tired of game.

Why don't you send me the money? Do you mind what i feel here?
If tomorrow you are not able to send me money do not write againt never in your life.
Help me to live with you,you refuse; bring me money,you don't. (what is this, speaking in Yoda?)

I hope i'm clear if tomorrow,you don't send me money don't write me againt.
GOD who feeds birds will never give up me because i'm better and up birds.
Mind seriously this night,meditate very well about what you're doing to me.

I hope you will do your best or it will be the end.

Pierre (in GOD i trust )

Ok, I will. Can I laugh and meditate at the same time?

ok, i see. Sorry about it, can you call me and speak now? I speak English well, I learn it in a class. My number but only for today while I at work.

Dearest mum,

Right now,i have not money to call you.Do you know that every time i call you i spend 5,00 ?It show personal number.

So,here is my number call me yourself:

Call me to tell me truth what you can do for me or let me alone for ever i'm tired of joke.Whatever you are doing,you should mind that GOD is seen us.

Pierre

Well, I was hoping it was costing you something to try and call me - that's a part of scam-baiting. I rarely answer the phone these days because the voicemail messages are so funny. Sorry about that.. ;)

I wait your call.

Dearest mum,

Yesterday i told you that i have not money againt to call you.So i beg you to call me back on the number i gave you :.
Unfortunetly you don't call me.Why so? When i had money,i call; now i have not so you call me or let me alone.After you tired me with your unsilt,your unable to call me.Is this your help you are bring to me?

If somebody give me at least 1,000 cfa,i will call you otherwise right now i have nothing even to eat tonight will be very difficult for me.

Now mind very well if you are not capable to call me don't write me to tell me none sense as insult.I'm very prood to suffer if it's GOD will.

Pierre

Well, someone is sounding a bit snooty these days! And what's this? I have to pay you to call me? I think not, my friend.. :)

Still no call. Why no call

Dearest mum,

You say call me ,call me and when i call you you don't pick it why?right now at 2 to 2 p.m i call you.you don't pick so i leave you a message check it to verify if i lie.They say to let message dial 2 to let fax dial 3.Check and you will see my message but you should call me back not flash or bip me.
i call you on this number: and do you how much i borrow to pay this message i let you?Thank you to play with me.

Pierre

Well I didn't know I was able to bip you.. :) and I certainly don't want to flash you. We baiters prefer you do the flashing, and send us pics while you're at it.

I no get call. Can please explain here in small letter text what you need me to do now? Make easy for me, ok

Dearest mum,

Check your answering machine i let you message yesterday around 2 to 2 p.m.
I want you to bring me money to have house and what i need is about 1,000 Euro.I can give you a woman who works in western union agency contact so that you can send me what you could have for me please.

Thank you,

Pierre

Ok you see what you wrote me, that is bit trick to understand for me. Can try again?

Dearest mum,

Do you check your answering machine and you don't here my message sent around 2 to 2 p.m G.M.T?

Do you remember that i told you my house owner send me out because i don't have money to pay him and my light and water bills?

Don't i told you that i beg my street market guards to park my things with them?

Don't i told you that i sleep now in the market? O GOD,how can i lie you in this worse situation am i?How? For what?Don't i told you that i want to live with you and you should do all you best to remove me from here my country?

I'm very very disappointed due to what you are telling me now.So,you want me stay in the market like a road children?

If i say i can give you a woman who works in western union agency contact(name and adress) is because one says to collect money from them,you should have your identity card(i.d) plus your internationale passport.Me i have only i.d not international passport so believing that you will send me money,i beg the woman to receive for me and she says no problem and she give me her contact in case you bring me something.So that it will be very easy to collect whatever you could send me.

How what i say can bring you bit trick to understand?
Mum,if front of GOD face,you know that you won't help me please,please,it is better to tell truth and let me alone because i'm very confused.Sometime,you bring me ray of hope to live and sometime you discourage me a lot.I don't understand please in your reply be clear with your own heart.If you think that helping somebody in need like your child is bad,please forget me.May GOD shine to show you the truth about me,i pray always for that.Why i give you number but you don't call me but you flash only?

Pierre.

This scammer is a prick. I don't like him. I want to make him suffer. And I don't have any kids. I have cats. My cats don't ask me to send them money via Western Union. Swallow the anger. Piss him off by sending something that makes no sense. ;)

I see, sort of like With enough 'ifs' we could put Paris into a bottle. Is this what you meaning

It seems to do the trick nicely. And perhaps if we put Paris into a bottle, she could keep her underwear on? After all those naked crotch shots of Paris, Britney and Lindsay are enough to make anyone ill. I might start sending them to scammers.. :)

Dearest mum,

In my mother tongue one says truth makes eyes red but don't break them.Instead of telling me nonesense tell me you have no means to help me.

You are not honnest at all to me and to GOD.Are you human being? Have you an heart?Do you mind?Do you already see an African orphan situation?What a hell did i do you?

Now,your game is over never contact me again.Why do you still write to me if you don't believe to me.Ok,take a plane and come to see my situation here in Abidjan with all your sense and tell me the contrary.

If you can't come here or can't send me money it is finish,do not contact me again.What must i show you to get confidence in me?

I repeat,see you are not honnest: i call you,let you message on your machine several time but you never try to call me back.You are really devil,bad and what else.One day your conscience will ask you what you did to me.

Don't write me again with those kind of insults; i swear,you will get my death,pierre-death on your conscience for ever and your will pay for that at the last judgement.Even not here but,i'm sure we will meet at the day of last judgement and you will see.

Don't contact me if you can't come here or send me money ok? Finish,have you child?I pray for them because if you die,they will also face the hell despite you are white man and live in u.k don't die but remember that even the rock will disappear.

That is the last,

Pierre.

Is it the last? I think not.. :)

Then I not understanding you, sorry. Please say what you want me to do, clarify

Every day the same things.How many time will i explain explain you?

I say help me to pay my house bill and my water and light bills which are about 1,000 euro.Because since i lost my parents in september 2002 war,i have nobody to help me.I don't know even if i will go to school this year because who will pay for me?School has already started here i can't go because i have not means to pay.I use my time to explain you but,you refuse to help me.Tell me is it because you have not money to help me?

Here before,i look for small job in hollydays to pay my school but now,nothing no job at all due to the crisis.I don't know how to do again.If i hang mylself it will be better because if i die everything will finish.

Here is the clarification you require of me.

Pierre.

Ooh, no dear Mum this time. Perhaps he is annoyed with me? You think? ;)

Ah when you send me the mail I thought you mean something different, like you want me pray for you to do this. But it is ok, I can try to do this if you want

Dearest mum,

Thank you for your understanding.Now you know want you have to know.Thank GOD for that. I hope you will try your best to help me because it's not easy at all for me here.

Please hurry up to send me money for the house and school.Every morning when i see my friends school boys going to school and me not it pains me very much.So,i beg do it as soon possible mum.Please send me what you can have and pray also for me.

Pierre

Ok so what you need from me? Can I tell my friends and family about this transaction?

Dearest mum,

Right now i repeat it again i would like you to send the 1,000 euro for my house and bills.

If you know by yourself that your friends and family can bring me any support in this my case don't hesitate to tell them about me because i need assistance.

Please tell me why you don't call me back at least to heard my voice? Please,please mum,when will send me this amount?You know that school has already started here so,i beg send me this amount and if possible for to add something to this 1,000 euro i will be very happy.

It not easy for me to look at my friends school boys going to school and me sit please.
I need clear information of my request now not other thing.

Thank you,

Pierre.

Some of these thing you want I already give you, why you need again? Where are the funds?

Dearest mum,

I don't understand you.Since i told you that you should give me your agreement so that you could contact the security compagny to claim the trunk box in order after receiving the box you will withdraw money inside to send me so that i can do all my papers with your help and come to live with you in your country,you don't give me your agreement so i were not able to give you the compagny contacts.

That's the reason i told you send me the 1,000 euro so that i can settle my problems here because you don't give me your agreement how can i give you the security compagny contacts? You see if you contact them since my problems are already solve.I have funds inheritated from my late father but i'm not able to withdraw without help.

You say you already give me some of thing i want: are you sure that you already give me pierre something before? What thing do you already give me if it's not insults since i contact you till today?Can you rise your eyes in the skies and tell me what you already give me?Don't tell me those kinds of words again.What do you already give me?What the hell is that?

If you are not able to send me the 1,000euro or you are not ready to receive the security compagny contacts to tell them that you want them to send you the trunk box in your country,please do not write me again to tell me nonesense.Go back and see me pierre first message just after you tell me it's because you send money to one guy that i contact you.I told you that i never heard about this man and i don't know him at all.Even to show you who am i,i send you my number for you to contact me but you never call me.Do you know how one call people like you?Now i know even GOD knows you're not serious at all i should not trust in you.

If i write today this long letter,you should know that the time is coming to forget you because you show me on all levels that you are not serious.Look at some time you make yourself that you don't speak good english and after you tell me that you speak very well english;even me who are not english i try my best.Who are you to joke with me since long time?You use different names to contact me just to text me and you know yourself now that i'm honnest.

Keep it somewhere,write it somewhere and notice that whatever you do on this earth,you will pay back one day.Never play with orphan life,if you already give me some of thing i want and i lie GOD is above us will judge me if not be sure that it will be you who will pass through his judgment.

Today 1st november i take Jesus Christ as witness and let everything in his hand.GOD bless you for play with me.This night meditate on Roman chapter 12 verse 19.I forgive you if it's GOD wish,let me suffer .Amen

Pierre.

Wow, he seems a little.. wordy. :)

I attach all thing you want to this mail, you get it ok? Tell me, This is all above board, yes?

Where is the attachment ? There is nothing attached .

You not get attachment? I send again with this mail, ok? My great aunt use to say The beautiful is less what one sees than what one dreams.

I have not heard from Pierre in a few days now. Maybe this bait is over. I hope not, he was kinda fun. :)

Tell me a bit about yourself...

2006-11-28T12:46:00.000-08:00

One thing that I've done for a while now is to ask the lads 4 questions about themselves -

When and where were you born?
Do you have any pets?
What is your favourite food?
What is the last novel you read?

Some lads got asked what their favourite TV show was as well. If the lad claims to be a barrister, I ask them about Quite a few of them have given their details. Here they are:

Barr. Richard Knowles - I ATTANED MY PRIMARY AND SECONDRAY SCHOOL AT ENUGU IN EASTERN PART OF NIGERIAN WHERE WE ORIGINATED, THEN I GOT ADDIMISSION INTO UNIVARSITY IN 1960 SEPTEMBER AFTER OUR INDEPENDENT AT UNIVERSITY OF NIGERIA NSUKKA WHERE I READ LAW.

AFTER MY YOUTH SERVICE, I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL IN LAGOS WHERE I WAS PICKED BY THE FORMER ATTORNEY GENERAL OF JUSTICE IN NIGERIA JUSTICE ALEX COKER TO WORK IN HIS CHENMBER FOR 4YRS, LATE JUSTICE ALEX COKER WAS THE JUSTICE THAT SATISFEIED ME FIT AND I WAS CROWN THE YOUNGEST LAWYER TO BE CALLED TO BAR ON 6TH OF OCTOBER 1982 TILL DATE.I WAS RANKED SECOND BEST AND YOUNGGEST.
Mussa Hassan - I was born in Harare Zimbabwe,i do not have any pet,i have never trained or lived with any pet,right now i am under political assylum in this country and not living a good life,i hope that i will leave this country as soon as the bank in London transferes the money to your bank account.

I like all kind of foods because i easily adapt,but my favuorite food is rice and stew,pizza,the last book i read was the bible,when i was in school i used to be a good novel reader but since i had this problem i turned on to God and often read the bible.It is so nice to read these words from you and hope that some day we will get to meet and live as one family.May God bless you for your kindness towards me,i have to stop so far and hope that i will hear from you again after you finish communicating with the bank.
J. Mataya, Esq. - Where did you receive your law degree from? University of Ghana, Legon, Accra. Ghana. But now resided in Republic of Togo.
Stanly Abuchi - For your questions l am from Abidjan Cote D'lvoire in west africa and l work in the bank as you can also see from my first mail to you.On us meeting half way please do note that l will immediately relocate to your country or any country of your choice at the end of this busienss for sharing and investment purposes with your kind assistance.l am born in the year 1952 and l have worked as a banker for many years.Other questions you asked is irrelevant as it has nothing to do with this our business.
Jerald Lawal - Most questions you are asking me at this point is irrelevant as far as I am concerned, this is because they have no link to this transfer, however, I will answer the ones I know should be answered in other to move on.

I was born about the same year as you, 1964 in Lagos-Nigeria and in the General Hospital. I got your contact from the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce Gazette.
Mahim Ali, who also noted the proverb I included in my mail - I was born on the 26th. Of April 1960, at Yalgado Hospital, Ouiagadougou(The General Hospital).
For your second question, yes, I have a dog(my “Eve” she’s beautiful), It is common here in Burkina faso. Rarely will you find a house that does not have a dog, it comes from a long time story about our ancient mother.
Following your third question elizabeth, should I say, you are kind of expensive there, I will go or a good, well prepared vegetable soup and garri(Grinded casava stired with hot water), very good eh! That is my favorite.
The last book I just finished is a best seller novel, “Flesh and Blood” Horror. I enjoyed it too.
Beth(you make me sound as if I know you close just that, I have a cousin by the name elizabeth), I need your explanation to this phrase “WHY BE DIFFICULT WHEN YOU CAN BE IMPOSSIBLE”.
Rev. Simion George - I was born in 1960 in Monrovia ,Liberia to be precise.

Well talking about pet ,yes I have a very nice Dog that I cherish very much.
My fourite food it rice,Well my last book that I read is things fall apart written by Achebe.
l have not gotten much time to read this Da Vinci Code book which I will also love to read very soon as I have heard much about it.
Peter Frank - I was born in Ouagadougou BUrkina Faso on 15 March 1963. I am married with
4kids, Two(3)Boys and a girl.
My son have a Dog named TOBBY, A neigbour gave him the Dog after their Dog
gave birth.
I like Rice and Fried Plantain and our local african food.
I don't have time to read novels or books, but i am good in reading the
daily news paper. To know what is going on in the country and outside the
country.
During my spare time, i take the kids to the park.
Tamrat Dale - First and foremost, I am a widower, married with one daughter, lost my wife to cancer in year 2001. I was born in October, 1st, 1960. My daughter is just 14 years old. I was born in Joint medical center, Lagos Nigeria.
Secondly, I have a dog, but do not have a cat, the name of my dog is Billy, is very wild dog and gets violence if some one knocks at my gate whenever I am not around. My wife hated dogs, but my dog has become path of me. It now appears I can not do without my dog.
Thirdly, my favorite food is rice stew, you will be laughing to read this, do you know about rice stew? Have you tasted one before? May be I will make you one if nature brings us together for this purpose. I also love pizzas.
Fourthly, the last book I read is sensational spy, it makes me more alert and know what life is all about and more of other countries.
Faty Bakassa - Thanks for your mail sir i have scan it and send to you for you to see
First - i was born in Ivory Coast
Second - i Do have any pets?
Third - My your favourite food? I love a good curry and also
pizza and pasta.
Fourth - since i have all this problem it hard for me to read books now
Dear sir i can not give any one your email address.
i will like you to contact the bank to get for the bank to give you more information
Thanks
Faty Bakassa
Williams Jude - I was born in 16th of April 1960 at President Hospital here in Nigeria i also have very good pet that is lovable and My favourite food is salad and pizza also.
Barr Kome Komo - Concerning the proof to show that everything here is guniue here i have attached the death certificate to these mail to show that is is for real.concerning the my level of schooling here in nigeria,i attented the Great University Of Benin studying law in my first degree and went on to one of the law school here.
Jacob M Toko - I was born in St.Trinity hospital in Lagos in 14th of september 1958.

To answer your question about pets,i have a dogs and pigeons.

About food which i do like,i love eating chinese food and also i love to eat pizza also,
The book i love to read is scarlett letters,it is very interesting.

I hope i have got answer to all your question,i want to thank you once again for your reply which i really appreciate and i hope we can start doing buisness and getting along with one another.
Stella Sigcau - 1, l was in south africa in the year 1955
2, l have a pet which is dog
3, My favourite food rice and salad with chicken
4, The last book i read is the holy bible?
John Kalu, giving his credentials - I obtain my LLB in university of Lawyer after which I went for my Lawyer school for 1 year.
After that I was call to BAR by Nigeria Bar Association.
A member of ABA (Africa Bar association)
A member of SAN (Senior Advocate of Nigeria)
I have my chambers which branches in Lagos, Porthacourt Ibadan and Kaduna .
I have been in legal Practice for 14yrs now, which I believe I have done, marvelous well to all my clients, both local and international levels.
Barrister Usman Awadi - In answer to your question, I graduated from the Law Faculty of the University of Benin, Benin City, Edo Nigeria in 1988 with second class ( upper division ) and was subsequently called to the Nigerian Bar Association on the 24th day of May, 1990.
Sam Edem - Again, I am a very busy man working for The President here because I was his campaign manager during the elections, I read only books on electioneering and campaigns. I am old now about 64years, I was born in a remote village in southern part of the country, and I like vegatables and fruits because of my age. I have dogs here for security and not as pets.
Patrick Ogwala - To answer your questions, I was born in Lagos in 1960. I havent got a pet because of time working at the bank, my best food is pounded yam with egusi, the last novel i read was The Walking cant remember who wrote it.
Kola Jones - Thanks for your mail will I had my law degree from the Law School of Nigeria I holding a Barrister degree in Law and a Bsc in medicine all was in Nigeria here I tried calling you but went into voice mail I shall be waiting to hear from you.
Edward Yau - Yes I was born in November 14th, 1957 in China. I am 49 years by November. I do not have any pet right now because the one I had was kill by a reckless driver and ever since then, it has been a problem racing another.

I am also a single parent and I am not ready for any marriage now because I have not found the one I had good enough to take another one. I have three kids, James the first and only son, 22 years and presently in the high school here in London with me. Jane 19 is also in high school also with me and our last daughter Jenny 17 now but was taken by the mother back to China. I am from China and I lived all my life there in China until I was transferred to our London branch office of this bank where I have been since 1998.

I am a Christian and I strongly believe in God. My favorite food is among Chinese delicacies, which you may not know because you are not a Chinese. I speak English and traditional Chinese fluently. The last book I read is the (Account Made Easy) written by the Institute of Chartered Accountants of China (ICAC).
Jacob Toko (again), whose definiton of famous is interesting - I currently live in Abuja,now the capital city in Nigeria.
My favourite book is Scarlet letter which i told you in the previous mail i sent to you.
I have met so many people famous here in my country,e.g The chairman of the international Economic Reform in Nigeria.
Laarni Enriquez - I am born on April 18th 1969 we are almost the same day that means we have something in common,please do not fail me,i was born in Philippines and I like dogs,but do not have anyone,my favorite food is friuts,but for book non for now becuase of my condition.
Williams Magena - 1 i was born in kwazulu-natal in durban the zulu kingdom here in south africa in the year 1969

2 i do not have any pets but i do like dogs as well.

3 my favourite food is my native food which is pap and meat.

4 i always read business journals and magazines.
Williams James - Yes i like bunny rabbits and did not know your country because you have not tell me where you came from.I like meat so much.
Albert Omen - I was born in Sierra- Leone general hosital on the 28th of march
1969 I don`t have any pet here but dog in my country when I was there.I like
eating rice and beans but my fovority is my traditional food you will see
the food when you come. I must tell the truth since all this while I only
read news paper.
Mary Jones - I was born 52 years ago in Liberia. My pet is earl and she is a nice lovely cute german shepherd. i am a vegetarian and hate the book you just read ( da vinci code) . if you really ewant to help carry out thgis task let me know so that we can proceed , i do not have all the time in thge world to do this
Vincent Ebeano - As per your questions, i like pets hence i have a massive dog, reads best sellers of all types a lot, love milk and chesse.
Debbie - Well I was born on the 13th of March 1982 making me 25 years old and I must tell you I really love pets more expecially dog but I am not in position of having it because I am living in a refugee camp here in Senegal which you know the kind of place it will be and not my personal home.

I did also watch Tv and the most favourable program that everybody here in senegal love not only me is a program called 'Rubby'.

I can't even remember reading books or novel as this predicament is eating me all over and all my mind is focused on how to get this deposit released and besides i need to continue my education once you can help me get out of this problem and get the deposit released on my behalf so it is going to be great if you can come down to Senegal so that we finalize everything and go back together but if you could not then you can still from there to make the release while you send for me to comr over to your country.
David Dangote - I was born in july 25th 1964 at st Mary's Catholic hospital Kaduna. North state of Nigeria.

I had a pet but it is dead.
Jose Muze - First - Where and when were you born? I was born at the Harare general hospital Harare Zimbabwe on the 7th oct 1969
Second - Do you have any pets? I have three big dogs when i was in zimbabwe, we live in a big farm so it is compulsory that you have big strong dogs.Now i dont have any pet because we are staying in a refugee camp
Third - What is your favourite food? I love Rice and vegetables, i also like Pap with soup

Fourth - What is the last book you read? Long work to freedom by Nelson Mandela. the book is the biography of Nelson Mandela, the freedon fighter and first democratic elected President of south africa. The book gives me a lot of inspiration and hope to endure the dead of my father and the suffering of the Zimbabwe people in the hands of President Robert Mugabe
Rose Anny - I received your message and concerning your request I am 18 years old and I am nee on December 10, 1988 and for the programs I like mtv the chains of music and I do not like the reading, and I will like to know what the lawyer said to you and is what to you have it contacts let me know all these elements and still to reassure me the interest has that you want to help me.
Dr. Abu - 1.I was born in fada nguruma in Burkina faso 1966.

Second - Do you have any pets?,i don't have a pet for now.

Third - What is your favorite food? I like our local African food called fufu.
Fourth - What is the last book you read?,i love reading our local novels called onye nku,i have read it all and all its very interesting.
Frank Phillip - i was born in 1964 here in poly clinin achimota,accra ghana.
if you will like to be in ghana which will be preferable for us so that you will witness everything in the banking premises.
the local food we eat here has difference name which you might enjoy if you come down to ghana.
Lawal Musa - I just find out that you are a bit not sure of my proposal, anyway if you want to think more about it, you are free to do so, but just bear in mind that a stich in time save mine.
Iam 46 years, my favourite animal is dog,my favourite programme is debate.Hope to hear from you soon.
Mr. Kevin Paul - YOU REQUESTED KNOWNING MORE ABOUT ME, HERE IS MY HISTORY AND MY INFORMATION DATA:

MY NAME IS MR KEVIN PAUL, I AM BORN AS THE FIRST CHILD OF HIS ROYAL HIGNESS (IGWE PAUL TRADITIONAL RULER OF CHUBA KINGDOM IN RIVER STATE OF NIGERIA).I WAS BORN ON THE 20TH OF JULY 1960 AT THE PORTHACURT GENERAL HOSPITAL RIVER STATE.PRESENTLY I DON’T HAVE A PET,BUT I USE TO HAVE ONE DOG THAT WAS NOCKED DOWN BY A RUN AWAY DRIVER.INFACT I FELT VERY BAD THE DAY MY DOG DIED.

MY FAVOURIATE FOOD IS GARRI, IT IS A LOCAL FOOD AND I DON’T KNOW IF YOU HAVE HEARD ABOUT IT.I HAVE NOT BEEN AN AVIDE READER OF BOOKS THIS DAYS VERY UNLIKE WHEN I WAS A STUDENT BECAUSE OF THE NATURE OF MY BANK WORK THAT DOES NOT GIVE ME THE CHANCE OF READING BOOKS BUT I VIVIDLY REMEMBER ONE OF THE LAST BOOK I READ THAT I TOOK SO MUCH IN LOVE IN IS ROMEO AND JULIET.

TO BE CANDID THIS QUESTIONS YOU NEEDED FROM ME SOUNDS VERY FUNY,MAY I ASK WHY DO YOU HAVE TO KNOW MUCH ABOUT ME? DO YOU HAVE PERSONAL INTEREST IN ME? IF YES, THAT IS OK.
Jeniffer Las - I was born 24th december 1985 in holland, but left at the age if 4 years old to
join up with my father in Liberia, both mother and father are Liberians.
but I presently live in Abidjan the capital city of Cote’d Ivoire.

I once hard a dog as a pet, I love dogs better than all other animals.
( its great to see that you could get a dog and a cat as freinds, most of the dogs
and cat I know are notr willing to share the same street)
my best food is Rice and platain,I love chinese food too.
Its funny that da Vinci code is the last novel I read too, this is a french country and
its not easy to get good novels, but when I visited Ghana sometimes ago, I visited
the bank in Ghana to make enquiries about the deposit, I was lucky to see good
novels there.
Louisa/Louis - I was born in 1986 and I will be 20yrs old by
december and my brother will be 18 by next month
and and our place of birth is Zimbabwe before
coming to settle down in Ghana till the death of our
father.

My favourite pet is DOVE because it symbolises
peace in our life.

My favourite program is James Springer .The last
book I read was ferighheit 9 11 and the Autor of the
book is MORRIS MORRE.
Mary - I was born in the year 1954 October ist. I am 52 years old. My pets name is earl. I am a vegetarian as I like to watch my weight very well. I have read quite a lot of books but my favourite is the POET by Bayala. I hate da vinci code and dont like to read it
Mrs. Juliet - Question:When were you born and how old are you?
Answer: I was born in 1956 and i am 50 years old now.
Question:What is your favourite animal?
Answer: My favorite animal is Lion as when it makes to be bold in every situation even now am lying down on my sick bed, i am ready to face death if it comes now.
Question:Do you watch TV? If so, what is your favourite programme?
Answer: Yes, but since in the hospital there is no TV here , i only have my laptop which i use and i watch christian programes in the internet.
Question:What was the last book you read?
Answer: I only read Bible and christian books and magazines.
Question:How did you find out about the funds?
Answer: This money belongs to my late husband which he deposited with the Security Company before his sudden death. He was poisoned to death by his brothers for them to be able to take over his wealth. I am the beneficiary as we did not have any child that will inherit this money, my husband at the point of death told me to use this money for the less privilaged in the society and the poor, the neddy, the widows, and for the work of GOD.
Rita Mark - I was born at the General hospital in Harare, Zimbabwe, on the 11th may, 1960. I enjoyed dogs but have non at the moment. I do not read much. Only spend most of my time reading women health magazines and newspapers.

Ooh, how nice!

2006-11-28T00:37:00.000-08:00

George Michael wrote to me! I dreamed of this day for many years until he announced he *ahem* was into men. Not that there's anything wrong with that.. ;)

Mesage from George Michael
Ivory Coast - West Africa,
Goodday my dear,

In a brief introduction, my name is George Michael from Africa. I loss my Dad a couple of months ago. My Father was a business man until his death . He was assassinated by the rebels following the political uprising in my country. Before his death, he deposited the sum of US$12,600,000.00 (Twelve million six hundred thousand united states dollars) with a bank here in Ivory Coast - West Africa, which was for the importation of cocoa processing machine. Now, due to the present political crises in Ivory Coast which will not be save for me investing the money in the country, I have decided to move the money to your country for a business investment which made me contacting you because I need your assistant in directing me into a good business field that is fast in your country. Urgently confirm the receipt of this proposal with your direct telephone number to enable us discuss orally on the telephone regarding your percentage for your humanly assistant.

I wait for your reply.
Best Regards,
George Michael

If you would like to get you a famous man as a penpal, shoot him an email here. george_michael@pobox.sk

It's like a little poem..

2006-11-23T04:19:00.000-08:00

Do you stand what i mean now
are you ready to go to CANADA
to clear these funds from the security valt
with the Documents of the funds.

If you are ready let me know
i am going back to that neigbouring this weekend
i will be back next week.

i want to know how serious you are to cooperate with me
to move these funds from the security to your country uk.
if you indicate the zealousness in you will give the Docments of the funds
and send your information to security personnel to contact you.

Why of course, I am ready to go to Canada, they have snow and cute guys. But I don't know if I have the zealousness in me.. ;)

A Money Recovery Scam

2006-11-23T03:56:00.000-08:00

Hmm.. they scam you once, and then they want to scam you this way!

FROM {EFCC}
ECONOMICS AND FINANCIAL
CRIME COMMISSION NIGERIA

Goodday

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar

THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE

Have you been scammed lately?

2006-11-20T21:17:00.000-08:00

I would hope not, but if you want to lie and say that you have been scammed, this fella is seeking your help in catching the scammers and making them serve martinis and tequila sunrises...

This is HUGES MOORE of the economics and financial crime commissoin {EFCC}.

This body {EFCC}is band to help you apprehend all those who have engage themselves in scamming people through the computer internet so as to help you recover all you have lost to this scammers in nigeria.

so please help us to help you discover all you lost ta any of such scammers in nigeria through this processes and other moro

{1} CHATTING

{2} NEXT OF KIN

{3}LOTTO

{4}PRIDE PRICE

{5}CHEQUE

{6}TRANSFER

{7}COMPENSATION

{8}RENTING OF ROOM

{9}CURE OF AIDS

AT this point i will like you to coperate with the body {EFCC}to help you apprehend people or person who have scam you and recover all you have lost and most especially put them behind bar

THANKS
YOUR REGARDS
HUGES MOORE

Now they're offering loans?

2006-11-20T09:19:00.000-08:00

This is new for me! I'd never seen a lad offering loans, and with such low unpublished interest rates!

DEAR PROSPECTIVE INVESTTORS OF OUR DYNAMIC WORLD.
HERITAGE FUNDS IS AN INSTITUTION THAT GIVES SHORT TERM FINANCIAL LEVERAGE FOR SMALL SCALE BUSNIESS VENTURE AND CAPITAL INVESTMENT PROJECT WITH LOW INTREST RATE(%).
THE TECHNOLOGICAL TREND AND GLOBALISATION HAS ENHANCED INVESTMENT AROUND THE GLOBE SO WE DECIEDED TO BRING BUSINESS OPORTUNITY TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

IF YOU ARE PROSPECTIVE TO A TAKEN A LOAN FROM OUR ORGANISATION WITH LESS INTREST RATE, YOU CAN CONTACT THE COMPANY'S ACCOUNT

OFFICER WITH HIS CONTACT DETAILS VIZ;

NAME: HERITAGE FUNDS
COUNTRY: NIGERIA
EMAIL: [snip]
TEL: +234 805 525 4371
HERITAGE FUNDS LEVERAGE.

WELLCOME TO HERITAGE FUNDS, WE ARE INCORPORATED IN NIGERIA WITH THE COMPANY'S NAME AFOREMENTIONED AND GRANTED LICENCE BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO RUN THIS LEGITIMATE LOAN OFFER. WE HAVE MET WITH PROSPECTIVE CUSTOMERS OBLIGATION AND ATTAIN THE COMPANY'S OBJECTIVES AND GAINING PUBLIC CONFIDENCE WHICH SHOWS THE STRATEGIC MANAGEMENT OF ANY FINANCIAL INSTITUTION. WE GIVE OUR CLIENTS PREFERENCIAL TREATMENT SINCE BANK OIL THE WHEEL OF BUSINESS, THEY ARE THE BLOOD OF BANKS.

WE ASSIST YOU FIND A LASTING SOLUTION TO :

• Purchase of Additional Inventory
• Provide Working Capital
• Completing a Turnaround
• Improving Cash Flow
• Executing an Acquisition
• Meeting Growth Requirements
• Emerging from Chapter 11 Bankruptcy

WE PROVIDE FINANCE WITHIN THE RANGE OF $5,000 to $3,000,000

We provide financial solutions that suit your particular needs. Quicken Loans makes it easy;
1. Save time. No long forms to fill out.
2. Expert Advice. We find the right loan for you.
3. Fast. Close your loan in weeks.
4. Convenient. Closings that come to you with no pre-payment penalties

I ANTICIPATE YOUR PATRONAGE

MR. EBALU JAMES
Financier
+234 805 525 4371

You must see and hear this.. :)

2006-11-16T13:51:00.000-08:00

What will a lad do in order to get what he wants? Anything theFailure tells him to do.. :)

theFailure, the baiter who brought you Anus Laptops, and the Martins Cole saga (you need to register to see this one but it is entirely worth it, you'll laugh for hours) has currently got a bait going with a lad. Much of it has been posted on scambaits in the members area so if you want to see it all you can click here and register. But if not, make sure to check the following out. Wilson's place (mostly work safe, all genitalia has been censored, the murder scene is all red paint thanks to the lad) is the website theFailure's character has created and the lad is none to happy about it, as you can hear in this audio here with theFailure's character Wilson and audio death threats! And this audio here where theFailure is playing 3 characters at once including Butch Driveshaft, one of his other very famous characters, too and then Butch goes nuts and hurts Wilson, one of his other characters. Be assured, no scambaiters were shot in the head during the creation of this audio, it's all to mess with the *lad's* head! Be warned the audios contain language of a non-work/kid-safe nature.

In my opinion, theFailure is very badly named. He should be called theSuccess!

A new record?

2006-11-15T13:20:00.000-08:00

I think this is the longest mail I've ever received from a lad; and it has some very interesting thoughts about the world we live in today (I had gotten it a couple of weeks ago and had forgotten about it until just now):

Subject: RE: URGENT URGENT TO REPLY

Dear Mabilla Livermore,

Thanks for your mail,I understood all you said thanks for your trust and I
promise not to let you down from date tell the end of this transaction and
hoping to have a continue business relationship with you.

The IFFCC warning information has been in existence for some years now. It is
nothing new. Furthermore, for your information, there is also an organisation
known as "The 419 Coalition" in the U.S.A. This organisation is jointly
founded
by both the Governments of the U.S.A. and Nigeria; though the American and
Nigerian Government will not openly admit it. This two government
agreed to use
those business proposal found on internet is to discourage international
business men like you not to assist Nigeria citizens from moving fund out of
the country because alot of fund has been snatched out of the country through
this way by the past government. / and is still being comfirmed by the
Nigerian
Govt. as a means of reducing(discouraging) the rate at which foreign companies
and individuals were and are still assisting Nigerian top ranking officails in
tranferring huge sums of money(foreign currency usually in US dollars) out of
Nigeria. It can only be reduced but not stopped for it is still going on even
as you read this mail. Please go to www.thisdayonline.com/ and go to the
recent papers' edition
You will find enough materials to proof how people from your "Holy and
Saintly
West" and their "Snow-white clean Banks" assisted the late and former Head of
State of Nigeria, Gen. Sani Abacha in looting billions of Nigeria's oil
money(petrodollars). I am sure you can find other publications and materials
in Europe(London) and the U.S. to buttress this point further. Much of the
looted funds are still in various banks in Europe and America,
Asia,Hong kong
and probably Indonesia ;.....oiling and fueling their economies.

I do not know of any country in Africa, Middle-East, Latin America
(except Cuba)
and Asia (remember the case of late President Marcos of the
Phillipines?) where
her leaders and some of their top government officials/politicians do not
transfer millions of dollars abroad. All these tranfers have been and will
always be with the active participation of people and the banks in America,
Canada,Europe and to some extent,the former Soviet block countries . Only
former presidents MANDELA of South Africa and NYERERE of Tanzania stand out as
clean and clear EXCEPTIONS. Truth is bitter but must be said ; like you have
forced me to do

THE HOLIER THAN THOU ATTITUDE".It is very interesting to see how you Americans
and your Government accuse other people of all sorts of things ranging from
insincerity,dishonesty,outright fraud and even terrorism. But
unfortunately and
ironically,these same vices are the hallmarks of American life, society and
American Government Foreign Policy decisions.They also happen to be America's
major exports to the rest of the world at a time when Japan (plus her Asian
Tigers) and some European countries are busy exporting useful products,
appropriate useful technologies and of course, peace. Just see for youself;

The only American President in the recent past that meant good to
Americans and
to the rest of the world (particularly here in Africa) was President Bill
Clinton. He was honest,sincere, unselfish and forthright. He is regarded as a
Hero in most of Africa, except perhaps in Libya and this is quite
understandable. But some of your very rich and conservative Americans in an
unholy alliance with the hawks in the Republican Party(plus a few blackship
Democrats) tried very hard to tarnish his 8-years enviable tenor with the
Monica Lewinsky affair. Considering the time this affair was blown up to the
American public, it was clear that it was done to tarnish his image and target
Al-gore who was then the Vice-President and Presidential candidate of the
Democratic party. You people then completed the script by conducting and
condoning the most CONTROVERSIAL election in America's recent history. You
closed your mouths and ears as Governor Bush of the state of Florida employed
all the tricks and tactics under the sun to fraudlently rig his brother (now
President George Bush) into the White House. All these happened in your
America......"the land of the saints". Although I hate terrorists and their
sponsors, but you can see what has been happening to America since the coming
of George Bush.

The monumental collapse of the American former Energy Giant... ENRON.. is a
typical example of how honest some of you are. The company's auditors
,Anderson, had American personnel and yet they cooked Enron's Account
Books to
indicate a very financially healthy company when indeed it was in very deep
RED. All its funds had been siphoned out through dubious paper contracts for
which money was paid. To proof Anderson's complicity in the whole affair and
its efforts to cover up the involvement of some prominent Americans, it
destroyed all the papers and information in their computers. We even
hear that
part of the stollen funds was used to foot part of the campaign bills of
President George Bush and yet, he still has the moral right to remain in
office. If that had happened in Africa or any part of the developing world,
George Bush and people like you would have cried blue murder and immediately
asked for that President's head. People have lost their life-time savings,
gratuities and pensions in the Enron scam and yet this is your America.

My dear friend, how many Americans or Europeans have gone to the CNN, BBC, or
VOA to publicly announce that they became millionaires or made huge amounts by
assisting some African leaders and their top government officials in
tranfering money abroad? Where are those people who helped in
transfering these
funds abroad? Are they all dead? Certainly not. Their 20--30% share of such
transferred funds are either in their private accounts or must have been
invested in some other ways. Even if we succeed in recovering some tiny
fraction of the looted funds from the leaders and govt. officials,none of the
20--30% share of foreign assistant's share will ever be recovered. That is the
gospel truth

So, I am not trying to scam or defraud you as you want to believe. You
have got
to trust and believe me. My transaction with you is for real and you will
never regret it. Let us do this deal together and we shall both be better for
it. I promise you that you will not loose anything as you will deduct all your
expenses from the funds

Just as there are some bad guys, there are also good guys. This is
true of any
country or place. I strongly believe you are a good, careful and cautious
person, hence you have gone to great lengths and debths to find out more about
this type of transaction. It is also only natural for me to have reacted the
way I did above, because it hurts very much to be wrongly accused and even
insulted. So pardon me if I must have overeacted.

Finally, let us get together and conclude this deal. Time is of the essence

The informations we need from you to commence this project is as follow
YOUR COMPANY NAME AND ADDRESS,YOUR BANKING DETAILS, TELEPHONE AND FAX
NUMBERS.As soon as we recieve this we will commence urgently.

I am waiting for your reply.

Best regard

DR UBA ABRAHAM

Some more quotes from lads

2006-11-14T14:24:00.000-08:00

Mr. James Nolan apparently thinks that when it comes to phone numbers. The thing is that all of these numbers are freely available to anyone, and they can point to anywhere:
Mr James Nolan,(Director of Operations)
Nat West Bank of London.
Email: <snip>
Phone Number:+44-702-402-5092
Phone Number:+44-702-402-5094
Phone Number:+44-702-402-5085
Phone Number:+44-702-402-5087
Phone Number:+44-703-183-2834
Fax Number: +44-87-0912-4661
Mr. Johnson Peter's company has this for a motto - SO WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU?WAITTING FOR YOUR RESPONDS.WE DO ALWAYS MAINTAIN OUR MOTTO. MAKING YOU HAPPY AS WELL KEEPING YOUR SECREETS FOR YOU.
I don't get Mr. Smith, he was told that I was told by this other lad to mail him so that he could talk to me....
I got your mail and did not like as you really sounded. But all the same I do not blame you as many things are happening on the Internet.
Ekene Cy - WE the high court of nigeria 234 acknowledge your email today and we are so happy for you patronize .we have had all the email the you forward to us . now thank god that you contact the real high court of nigeria 234.
Adams Osei - However, scam mails which people send to various individuals and companies on the internet have also made it so impossible for one to do business reliably with other internet users all over the world. I solicit and hope that this letter will not be considered of treated like one of those letters.
If you didn't think this guy was strange before, here's more proof, in a letter purporting to have $11,400,000 (11.4 million dollars only). And yes, I do acknowledge that his name is spelt wrong, but some lads don't really know how to spell too well ;)

Mr. Tom Matine Cruse (Credit Officer Caja Mar Banco Plc Madrid España)
Mr ado's had some problems (probably a fake site shut down, or an email shutdown ;))

This is to inform you that we are under going serious repairs to our domain and it has caused our Dear customers not to reach us through our main id successdeliverydiplomaticcourier... so you are hereby advice to send your entire correspondent via this mail box till we ratify the problem. We sincerely regret any in convinces this might have caused you.

We shall notify you once the repairs are over.

Thanking your for your anticipated cooperation.
He don't get German I think... (Gruss Gott means Great God)

Who are you and what you talking about. Who is Gruss Gott.
Ray M Carter explains everything - I receive your mail, as i explained to you in my mail, the owner of the account is dead and every big deposit/account in the bank has next of kin, next of kin means the person that will inherit the money when the real owner is dead. So i want you to be the next of kin to the account, i have all the details of the deposit which i will send to you. If you do understand now let me know so that we can start.

Kola Ibrahim is testy

2006-11-13T14:09:00.000-08:00

As with every relationship, it starts out so sunnily.

My name is Mr Kola Ibrahim; I am the regional manager of International
Commercial bank of Ghana Koforidua branch in the Eastern region of Ghana.

I got your information on a recent bank conference with other West African
countries held in Lome the capital city of Togo in West Africa . I write you this proposal in good faith; I am 47 years old married with two lovely kids. I am a devoted Christian and a man of peace.

I have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and me, as the regional manager of the International Commercial bank; it is my duty to send in a financial report to my head office in the capital city Accra at the end of each business year. on the course of the last year 2005 business report, I discovered that my branch in which I am the manager made sum of Twenty - seven million four hundred thousand united state dollars($27,400,000.00) which my head office are not aware of and will never be aware of. I have placed this funds on what we call fixed call account with no
beneficiary. As an officer of this bank

I cannot be directly connected to this money, so my aim of contacting you is to assist me receive this money in your bank account and get 30% of the total funds as commission. There are practically no risks involved, it will be a bank to bank transfer, and all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of these funds who made the deposit in my branch so that my head office can order the transfer to your designated bank account.

If you accept to work with me I will appreciate it very much. My private phone number is 00233 244 875346 call me if you think we can work together so that we can go over the details. Thank you in advance and May God bless you and your family. Please don't forget to send me your personal contacts, addresses and phone numbers.

Yours Truly
Mr. Kola Ibrahim

A few nonsequitors is all it took to get Kola a little miffed. Peeved even.

Please if you interested in this business you let me know and if you are not interested please still let me know so that I know what to do.

I didn't like his attitude. Not one bit. And I told him so.

Listen, I don't like your attitude at all. NOT ONE FUCKING BIT!!!!!!!!! His heart is upheld, he will not fear, until he looks with satisfaction on his adversaries.

I want you to send me 3,250USD immediately if not sooner. If you don't then May you be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons.. Call me immediately at +447092882462

You are a fucknut.

Oh Kola, what happened?

I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT YOU ARE A JOKER.
I DON'T DO BUSINESS WITH JOKERS
BYE

By this point I got down to brass tacks. I wrote simply:

certainly fucknut

Maybe I gave myself away with that though.

I SAID YOU CAN DO YOUR BUSINESS ELSE WHERE NOT WITH ME ANY MORE. YOU ARE NOT FOR BUSINESS.
KOLA

Come back Kola. Don't leave me this way. . . .

Some days it is great to be a scambaiter..

2006-11-13T07:47:00.000-08:00

Baiting can make opening your email box a whole lot of fun.. ;) It might be a funny email, it might be a lad telling you to leave them alone, or it might be some half naked pics of a scammer..

There's a young man in Spain who is a scammer, he likes to steal money from people. Unfortunately he somehow met up with me and my good friend Sephy, both of us like to bait people who steal money from people. I like to take their heart and crush it slowly in my hands, because that is really what they do to people - they make them hope and dream of a large sum of funds, and then steal from them. While I can't (and wouldn't) steal from them, I can make them hope and dream of life with a gorgeous woman in an expensive house with Ferrari's and what not (think K-Fed) and then smash their hearts into a million tiny pieces with a large meat mallet, after sending them to the airport a few times to pick me up when I arrive in my private jet..

Before you say it's cruel, I actually have spoken with victims of these scams on many, many occasions. I have spoken to people who have just sent off money to a scammer they will never see again. I have spoken to people arrested for cashing fake checks. I have seen enough to know these scammers are criminals and in a lot of cases they do it not because they need the money, but because they want the BMW's and mobile phones and laptops and gold chains that you can afford when you are a scammer and not spending your own money.

This young man thinks I am a world famous supermodel with her own talk show and he is madly in love with me. He thinks she is madly in love with him, and that she wants to marry him.

Please i love your photos and your proffesion, i love your program very much and i never know i could meet someone like you talkless of asking for maariage, i never know you are so successful before i email you and tell you that i love you, i tell you that i love you before you open your self to me and let me know who you realy are even if you did not reveal yourself to me, i will still stand on my words that i feel in love to you. Babe girl, do you still love me or not? i still love you and will keep on saying that. Please i will like to hear from you today so that i can know my stand but i pray, i will win your heart and love again. Have a nice and wonderful day, God bless you.

The last time I spoke to him on the phone I said to him I had spoken to some of my modelling contacts and they wanted some photos of him with only underwear on so they could book some jobs for him. And today, they arrived. And here they are, for your viewing pleasure.. ;) If you like you can click for a bigger image.. ;) Or not, as the case may be..

I have no explanation for the deodorant or the tongue. Perhaps he thinks he can get a commercial? ;) It's a shame, he's not a bad looking guy and he seems to be working on a nice six pack there, but the guy is a criminal.. If you see him around, run! ;)

Lottery Scammers

2006-11-13T06:58:00.000-08:00

The lads have trouble receiving attachments and faxes from me - possibly because I did not send them any.. ;)

Your mail is recieved but i'm sorry i never see any attached file please can you check it and resend it,due he told me about your transfer so sir i need the form i gave him to send to you for the processing of the fund transfer.

I acknowledge the receipt of your mail. but honestly i have to tell you that i have not recieved any fax from you

You said you have made the payment but i did not get any fax in my machine so i would advise you to send me the confirmation recaipt to this email address immediately.

Got your mail but pls do not complicate issues here because you have said it before that you sent the attachment abd i replies you that i dint see it and i also advised you to resend the details,once more for your own good resend the informations needed,thank you and have a nice day

WE DID NOT SEE ANY ATTACH DOCUMENT YOU SENT TO OUR OFFICES IN YOUR PASS EMAIL YOU HAVE BEING SENDING TO US,WHAT DO YOU WANT US TO DO FOR YOU PARTTAINING TO YOUR CLAIM.FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DONT HAVE ANYTHHING TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY.WE ARE ACTING ON INSTRUCTIONS.TIME IS FAR FROM US.WE WAIT YOUR REPLY BEFORE SENDING YOUR WINNIGS BACK TO THE UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY BOARD UK.

if you do not wish to follow up the proceedures please let me know, i said that i did not get any fax from you, or you do not understand english well? if you really want our help is proccessing your calim kindly send me the form if you did fill it up,

I got your email and I will like to inform you that know details or attachment was sent by you according to the content of your mail.

Amazing, this lad has received attachments from me when I did not send any! - I have received your email and it is my pleasure to inform you that we have your personal informtion so what is needed now is for you to make the delivery fee payment to our cash office in the name of our account officer for payment confirmation.You are to make the payment through MONEY GRAM to our account officer's name below.

I got you mail, but i must let you know that i really do not understand you well, you said that you faxed back the form, but i did not get any thing from my fax, you can send it as an attachment to my mail, first you must understand that you are not doing me any fevor ok, cos i have alot to attaind to not only you, so if you really wish to claim this fund you have to follow the prceedures if not im sorry i can't help you.

The lads have trouble getting me on phone.. ;)

I call you today agian it was in voicemail please you also can cal me it is your duty to do that

I tried to call you but your line is not connecting.I want you to call me 2:30 pm your time

I CALL YOU TODAY IS WAS NOT GOING PLEASE YOU CAN CALL ME FROM YOUR SIDE

I call your telephone number it is always in voicemail but that is no problem if you like you can call me if it is necessary

The lads have trouble getting me to cooperate.. ;)

I WILL STOP EMAILING YOU BECAUSE YOU DID NOT WANT TO COMPLY WITH MY DIRECTIVES.

I don’t know anything about Honda whatever. you are talking about I think you have to be carefull. We work by procedure here.

It seems you really need someone to talk with, for me a have alot to take care of so im very sorry we can not continue,

We received your mail and the content was not understood. However, We want you to know that we cannot be dilibrating on one issue every day because this is an entity not just a body. The only advice we want to give you now is that when you are ready contact us for way forward.

We received your mail and the content was quite undertood. However, we want you to know that we do not accept Gold as payment,we advice you to let us know as soon as you need payment method we only accept cash. We also want you to know that you do not have enough time to claim this winning fund,an information was given to us by the Microsoft Company about your winning information that you have to keep your winning information untill you receive your winning fund in your account due to the fact that some number where missing during the program , Remember to send us your contact number.

Well you better chase after it and catch it then - After 13 mails - This is the final communication i will have with you till you prove you really want to make your claim.If you do not accept your award,kindly write me an official letter duely signed by you for that reason.I will file the letter at the head office and you will never receive my mails again.Time is running fast.

After 14 emails, same lad, I thought the above was his final communication! - Why dont you call me on the phone if you are real or why dont you trust me? I cant beg you to claim your money.By monday i shall make my recommendation to the head office and believe me thast will be the end of this matter.I have tried my best for you but you seem to be dragging.Do what you think is right for you.

morover if you dont belive please forget it they are so many poeple looking for what GOD has just gave you they are ready to pay any amounth to get this type of oppurtunity that you have got since you dont belive that very good you naw great a chance for other poeple

i did get your 2 mails just this morning, i will call you on those numbers you provided, and i want to understand well, cos i do not seems to understand your mails,

DO YOU THINK WE PLAY HERE OR WE HOLDING YOUR FUNDS,FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DONT HAVE ANYTHHING TO DO WITH YOUR MONEY.WE ARE ACTING ON INSTRUCTIONS.TIME IS FAR FROM US,WE WAIT YOUR REPLY BEFORE SENDING YOUR WINNIGS TO THE UNITED KINGDOM LOTTERY BOARD.

Iam still suprise that you have failed to understand my request from you.What i mean is that from my previous mails to you,you are expected to send to us your winning information.The winning information are the informations you are to submit to us to prove you a real winner in this lottery programme.

I read through your mail and i observed that you are not quite sure about this lottery winning which you are suppose to be claiming in the next eight (8) working days.We do not beg lucky winners to claim their winnings but those that do not intend to claim, we will divert their money to a charity organisation where the money will have a better value.We are suppose to send you the cheque of 1,500,000 two days from today so that you can deposit the cheque against your account but since you do not intend to claim your money please sign this disclaimer form below.

Please i must tell you i dont understand you if you dont want use to send you your price please feel free to send us a letter of refussal the money you where ask to pay is lawyert fee and delivery fee that is and if you can reson it with me you can see that the money is not much i have send you my interrnatoinal passport is that not a sorlide profe? (I think he means solid proof!) I will call you today

We have communicated to you in several ways about how important it is for you to submit to this office the vital winning information as required by our company inorder to proccess your winning payment. In view of the above,we hereby inform you to discontinue sending us mails again as we have been fully convinced that you are not a winner in the lottery programme.We shall report to the police if you insist.

After 19 emails..

2006-11-13T06:40:00.000-08:00

Music to my ears.. ;)

I really do not understand what you are up to.I have received your informations and it has been processed and verified.For you to get your money now is contact the dispatch officer of Carlos James and make your payments as regards the delivery of your winnings.Our affiliate courier company to to deliver your winnings to you is the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE otherwords known as Federal Express Courier.Without the payments of your delivery cost,you will not be able to get your winnings.Sir i must let you know that you are stressing me and your case is getting tiring.please do the needful so you get your money.Remeber your winnings is at stake and you have been given less than one week to claim your prize if not am afraid you might loose it and it will be distributed to various charity organisations.Hope to hear from you soon.

This lad took only 11 emails to get a little annoyed.. ;) I think I might have said something wrong..

Honestly,the contents of your mails looks very strange and awkward.What do you mean by NOT STUPID AS I LOOK? What exactly are you infering?

I have served you with all diginity and respect and i'm convinced that i did and continue to do because of the realities of my job.I would like to inform you that i have no time for games.I guess you don't need your winning fund because you are so rich or what? If you don't need it,please write me an official note signed by you informing the Lotto Board of South Africa that you refuse the award.In that case,your money will be distributed to charities.

On the otherhand,if you are interested in making your claims,then show some seriousness and willingness to that effect.Only when this is done would i look forward to assisting you receive your fund.kindly call me on my tel..Then we will discuss and find amicable solutions.If you do not do this,i will have no choice than to leave you visit S.A yourself and claim your money directly from the head office here in johannesburg.

His next email to me -

  To be honest with you,your winng lottery fund was called back to the Lottery Board of South Africa trust account in Johannesburg Head office.This is due to your inefficiency to co-operate with me as your claims agent in arrangement towards getting your money transfered to you.I did my best in convincing you that you really won the money and did all i could so that you will receive your money.

 What did i get from all my efforts? You never tried to get back to me either buy mail or telephone.The telephone no. you gave me to call you was not functional.To me it looked as if you do not trust me or do not believe that you really won the money.I have informed you several times that my organisation is not affliated with any of the lotto companies you mentioned about.If those organisations are real,why haven't you received your money all along?

 Based on your non-challant attitude,i made recommendation to the Board and your fund was called back to the trust account. All hope is not lost,so what we can do now is for me to make a formal application on your behalf informing the Board that you where away out of your country for a business trip and you just came back and now you are ready to make your claims to receive your money.This can be arranged,but i'm not making any promise.I have to talk to my colleagues at the Head office.But remember that if i manage to convince them,you will now give me 20% from the total money.Is that okay with you?

Some funnies.

2006-11-13T03:53:00.000-08:00

What, am I supposed to just keep mailing you when you don't mail me? - Please you always write at one time and disappear. Please I want to know what is your interest. This is not how to do somethings. Also you always use Idioms for me. I was not born in the age of idioms and in our house and our school we don't use idiom. Please you want to help me you should show a good interest them I will tell you what you should do. I don't like it when you write me at one and then I will not hear from you. After a long time you will send me another mail. We should mature in this business. Please i am waiting for your mail.

Mails can get you pregnant? - Welli am really tired of telling you to ignore the mail you recieve from such people, you once told me about recieving such mail, i advice you to turn on spermguard how did you recieve such mails, it seems you choose to toy with my feeling and that is not right have i demanded any money from you? Why such mail, i recently went to asia to confirm about the money last two weeks i met Mr.Frank Toyota we discussed alenght and i was made to know that all the problem we are facing is actually from you. Please if you choose to listen to the mails you recieve it means you do not trust actuallisation of the project is it? and you have my number why didn't you call! mail me your resound.

I am sorry to respond back to your long awaited response it was due official shake up in my bank by right now everything is normal to the brim. Please I would like you to respond back to me with all your details as indicated herein.

What is so spactcial about the call if you atre not think we are playing please tell me that you dont need the price they are so many poeple who ned it i can not be westing my time writing always to please noted that

i have answer you this qiutoin before and i am repecting it agian i dont have websit or is it becuase you was ask to pay money for the delivery charge remember you are not paying the money to me the money you are reqiusted to pay is for DHL that will delever you ckeck to in the address you will provid that is all

I guess my patience is up. your winnings is no longer in my possession.Bye

How are you today.I have you made the payment? I am still waiting to hearing from you.May Almighty God bless you I have been knocking on your door,please open the door so that i will come in and eat with you.This offer is a dream but don't kill the dream. God will enrich you through it.Amen

It's like a virus, it's going around.. - Thanks for your mail.Mrs paulina Hassan has been a good person and please,this is not a mere proposal from all those scamers ok.It is left for you to think about the assistance in regards to save life because this woman been with cancer and she she going to die as the doctor has said.But let me tell i will make sure that i will do every perfect legal work on the documents to make sure that all is alright,You should not loose sleep over this offer,I am assuring you that all legal documents will ok,I know that there is alot of internet scam going around in the world today but someone can not use his health to scam because he he/she needs money no God forbid ok.

i don't have anythin to say since you open your mouth called me a 419 over 3 mounts ago and rember that you are the one who contacted me for the fest time and now you now called me scammer wel i dont have shoys the onlythin i know is that i can't beg you to received your cheque untill you vestigate unless the cheque is not belong to you. i don't have any thin to say.

Your mail content and understanding tells me you are not serious. I pray God give me a good and honest person to help me accomplish this great goal. Have a nice day. Stop bothering me if I have to every day repeat myself to you. I contacted you with the mind that you can help and take your share of the entire proceeds.

i am very much happy with your normerous emails which you sent to me.like i have said earlier, that this transaction is 100%risk free so you have nothing to be afraid of and beside i am the chairman of contract award committee(ccac) i shall put all machineries in place to enable the success of this tracsaction.you in particular has nothing to do with interpol

From a lotto scammer

2006-11-12T20:00:00.001-08:00

This must be their way of appearing to be generous. Of course, the money doesn't even exist...

PLEASE NOTE THAT WINNERS WHO RESIDE CLOSE TO PEOPLE WHO WERE AFFECTED BY THE HURRICANE KATERINA AND THE HURRICANE RITA
WILL BE REQUIRED TO DONATE TWENTY PERCENT OF THEIR WINNINGS TO THOSE VICTIMS

What happens

2006-11-10T00:44:00.000-08:00

when you tell a lad that you've supposedly sent money to a different person? They react to that news -

comfort king - hi
i happy for your reply pls let me tell you that i dont no what you are
saying.what i am asking you is to help me to open an charity project.in your
country.pls send your phone number so my lawyer can contact you.
from comfort king
azize kebe - I got your mail, but i dont really understand what you mean please kindly explane to me what you mean By I paid the 852 Euros fees to Charles Soludo??

I contact you to be of assistnace to me and my old sick mother, who is in a hospital here surffring from breast cancer, and the funds in the security company is our only hope.
UK Lotto - f-ck off and dont mail me again
collins martins - I never can understand what you mean in your mail. But I should think that you'll have to send me your direct contact phone number so that we can talk things out on phone and get started without any futher waste of time. Am a well known person in the society, so you asking those questions is just a waste of time. You can aswell reach me on my own phone +27 7...
Chin Wong - How did you get involve with Soludo???
Kenneth Roberts - you made mention of paying $9,652 fees to Mr
Knightly and why have your winnings not been send to you, I need to know
when the money was paid to him and also send me the payment informetions.
Hope to read from you soon.
Eveline Mathieu - I don't understand the meaning of your mail.Please i want you to know that i contacted you for something very serious,i will like you to tell me if you can help me or not.i am waiting with hope to hear from you.You can send me your phone number so that i can call you for more discussion.
Mr Wilford - Sequel to your last email,you are suppose the send the money to me not to Charles Soludo.Now i want you go and collect the money back from where you sent it from and inform me i will give you the informations on how to send the money to me.This have to be done immediately.
Cole - Please give me more infromation so that i can do something about it okay?
Mr Chinedu Eze - We received your message ,I don't know who is Mary Jane Jones so if you really want to assist me come up with all your mind i assure you that this transaction will be 100% successful and i want to let you know that you are free to ask any question that you feel to ask .And also what language do you speak ? tell me . And also i need your phone number and your first name and last name so that i can talk more with you . Thank you and God bless you .
Robert lawson - thanks for your email, yes, you assist by paying that amount to charles soludo. the required oayment info will be sent to you as soon as you are ready to make the payment.
This lad took on the name of the person I told him I had sent the money to - It's a plesure to wright you again, I will like to know what is going on, you are to get back to me so that we can finished everything this week.

Regard,
Mr Knightly Mark
Alli Sharmed - Note Stop Further Contact With Who So Ever That Claim To be Charles Soludo.
Mr Nicholas W.Hevron - I read your mail and i understand your plight,am very sorry that you fell in a wrong hand,please take it easy and note that you are in a safe hand now,well to inform you,It came to pass that you emmerge one of our lucky winners who won fourty thousand pounds sterling,and a TOYOTA CAR,I want you to know that this item will be made handed over to you as soon as you contact me.
hello you have to go and get the money back and send it to this information here is the information,Peter E Asianah,toronto canada,via money gram money transfer and get back to me with information you given to you after you sent it.
Arthur Hugo - Just listen, I do not want you to pay any more money to Mr. Knightly as I have finalized all issues of fee with him.
Please disregard any information you receive from any official from this moment until you hear from me.
Dr March - Thank you for your mail and the contents noted. You have to stop sending money to Knightly davek as the fund will be paid through london bank.
Leonard Mensah - NB: After the G8 meeting, they got your information from the President’s office. Also we have being on the look and we know At this point there is an amount of money they have required you To pay to them and that is what you are seeking for but Those people you are contacting and dealing with in Africa Are fraudulent people and they having being sacked from the office?Understand that when you pay that money you will continue paying And paying until you are bank-rupt take it or lives it. Stop any Further correspondents with those so-called people is yahoo fraud bank in Africa They will not help you. The only thing I want you to understand Is the fact that your fund is coming to you to the united state of America through the United Nation to your doorstep.

Think about it and get back to our office here in Africa .you can look at some of the federal site on scam artices www.efccnigeria.org it is a site built by the federal government Of Nigerian to fight against fraudulent officers and crimes like These
BARR. SMITH MORGAN - it is a pity your past experince
i believe God want to use this golden opportunity to bless you
send your telephone number to me so that i call you to give you more details on how this fund will transfer into your account without delay
Barry Levi - I got your mail, and the content was well noted. I am ready to help you, but this is what you are to do. I will advice you not to send any more mail to Charles Soludo in other for me to handle this issue very fast.

Anytime he mail you, don't make any reply to his mail, forward every thing to my mail box.
Doris Peterson - No this is not why i write you, but who is Charles Soludo?

However, i want to send this money to you as donation for the church, if you can distribute this money to the church and to the children of God, then respond to me so that we can proceed.
David Clarkson - can i get u better?who is jane jones?what do u feel like u want to do for me have we ever talk?i will like to talk with u so that i can get all what u are talking about.
Jubril Sadiq - I am really surprise at what you are saying that you have spent $9,652 Mr.Knight without a sign of any funds transfered to your bank account.This is very dissappointing and my advice now is that you suspend whatever communication you have with him in your own interest.These are people I feel that are just out to divert our payment to some unknown bank account.
Greg Williams - You are not suppose to send the money to Mary Jane Jones. Rather you are suppose to send the money to Mr. Robert Wright in London.

More over the amount you are to send is not $3,690, rather $2,690. Please get back to me and I will let you know how to send the money to Mr. Robert Wright in London.

From,
Greg Williams
NOTE: What is your First Language?
"Managing Director" - We want you to stop Contacting MR. KNIGHTLY at the moment, We don't know him. Please get back to me with all the Email he has sent you and send your Details to us so that we can help you in any way we can.

Don't respond to any of his Email again, Get back to us now so that we can know how to go about and look for MR. KNIGHTLY. We await your urgent reply ASAP..

Thanks
Gloria Kate Asuzu - I am exceedingly glad when i got your responce to my message to you,despite your urgly experience before.
George Daniels - I m happy to recieve your mail,nut i think we are having some misunderstanding here,who are you sending the 852 euro.i will like to talk with you,pls kindly send me your contact number so i can call you and explain things to you proparely.
Musa Isa - I AM DR.MUSA ISA FROM THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY OF FEDERAL OF GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA,I HAVE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO LOOK INTO YOUR PROBLEM THAT HAD BEEN THERE FOR SOMETIME OVER YOUR FUND WHICH HAD BEEN OVER DUE FOR PAYMENT.

I WILL LIKE YOU TO INFORM ME WHAT HAD BEEN THE CAUSE OF THE PROBLEM AND WHY IT HAD BEEN THERE FOR ALL THIS WHILE SO THAT I CAN HELP PUT ALL THESE TO AN END ONCE AND FOR ALL.

IF I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS NOTHING HOLDING YOUR FUND I WILL INSTRUCT THE RELEASE OF IT TO YOU WITHOUT ANY KIND OF DELAY AND YOU MUST STOP ANY DEALING WITH ANYBODY UNITL YOUR IS PAID TO YOU.
Jane Jane - How are you doing ?hope you are fine ,pls my laptop got lost i lost every thing we have being doing over this transaction,could u pls foward to me all our conversation including the fee of US5,400 you paid with the informations.

Dont write any body yet over this business until you here from me,as those who stole my pc may wish to write you.
Barrister mark - YOU CAN MAKE THE PYMENT IN THE WESTERN UNION TO MR AIGBE OVIEBO LIVING IN ITALY.

BARR.MARK
Vivian Cole - No it has got nothing to do with the 852 Euros. There are proceedures and mandated charges that must be met in this transaction.
You are to send 1200 Euros for final complition of this transaction so that things dont get complicated and take longer time.
I wait to hear from you so that we can proceed.
Lawer Johnson - am sorry,
I acknowledge your loss due to some unworth people in charge of the transfer.
A new turn has taken place and i am the only geniue lawer as solictor charge of your transfer,
the only money to be paid for your transfer is $150.if not.the case will be cleared never to resurface again
LOOK I KNOW HAW YOU FEEL BUT AM ASURE YOU THAT THIS IS THE END
SEND ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CAN CALL YOU
Patrick - Greetings and thanks for your urgent response to my mail but i am very sorry for my late response to your massage due to i travelled to a nearby country for a bankers conference which i return today.Regards to our transaction,many letter has been coming to our office complaining that they have be scam but this is due to they went to a wrong way to do business instead of coming direct to a real banker or feel free to come over to the country and see things them self.

Therefore in our conference meeting,we discuss about this issue and promise to deal mercilessly with anybody cut with this kind of ack and also our federal government here will handle the person and put him to judgement.So all i want you to do is to indicate your interest and feel free to do this transaction with me without entertaining any fear and also understand that you will come to my country to meet me facely if you want just to assure you whom i am.

Finally,the only money you have to spend in this transaction is that of the APPLICATION FEE of which i will forward to you to fill and send to the bank for final fund release into your account in your country.I promise that this is the only and only money you will put in this transaction and rest assure within 9 working days from the day you send the APPLICATION the bank will transfer the fund to your account as long as i am concern.So kindly indicate your interest now and also fill free to call me on +233
Swiss Lotto - your english not too good but u under stand "YOUR MAMA"
Steven Okoli - Thank you for your mail,i have already understood what you mean but i must asure you that my case i very very different with what you are talking about and i believe that you will not regret any thing you do with me,you can understand that mr A is bad does not mean that mr B must be bad but just try me and you will see the different.

I like poeple like you who will always come out with their feelings than hiding it,if you agree with me i will then tell you what you should send to me to actualise this dream very fast.
hoping to hearing from you.
Prof: Charles C. Sludo (who was told that the money was sent to Charles Soludo) - I have acknowledge the receipt of your mail, I hereby to inform you that I have being authorized by Federal Government and president Olusegu Obasanjo to remit your fund your without any further delay, kindly reconfirm your banking information to enable to enable us carry on with our duty.

Be inform that CBN is not aware of the money which you have already spent, from our investigations, we found out that those who collected money from you are our sacked staff who are using our international payment Data to defraud people of which you one of the victim.

Furthermore, as the Executive Governor of this bank, I am ready to help you receive your fund without any hitch, in this case, I would want you to please reconfirm your private telephone number, home and office address, Age and occupation, after the requested information is been received, then I will let you know the next step so that you will receive your fund within 24 banking hours.

We are sorry for any inconveniences this must have cause you and we assure you the best of our service, and we advice you not to respond to any mail you may receive apart from this office or without instruction from this office for security reasons.
Simon Rob - I got your mail, I am suprise that you are asking me if you can help me. I contacted you in respect of the amount to be sent. Mary Jane Jones will not be available for some time as from today. On this note you are to send the money to Sandra Isaiah and the email to be used is {snip}, pay the 852Euros to this name and not Mary Jane Jones.
Mathew Kwami - I have read your mail,ofcourse i am writing from my home before going to the office as all my communications with you are suppose to be confidential,This transaction is true and real and i am not mr knoightly,so if you are ready to assist me ,i will ask you to do so,because both of us will stand to benefit.

Our people use to say,taht you may make up a fire to burn a bush but it might not but a common careless butt of cigarette thrown by the corner of a bush might make the fire.

So this is not something i will ask you to do without your will,think about it and give me the go ahead and i will furnish you with the modality which i have fashioned out to see to the successful transfer of this fund.

I need your consent early as i will like us to have this done before the ending of this month november.

I always trust that if you will assist me ,it will be out of your own volition.

I will wait for your response.
Barr.Ben Tony.Esq - Thanks for your urgent response, the content was well understood by me, am not charles olodu or what do you call is name, am a plain and God fearing Man, go through the details of this Transaction and get back to me.
John Simon - I am in receipt of your mail and I am very shocked to note how Mr Khightly capitalised on his knowledge of my boss's package for you to defraud you.Even your draft has not been issued by the time he contacted you over this matter.It is very unfortunate and I had already informed my boss about the criminal activity of Mr Khightly who advised me to contact the Police.Presently,Mr Khightly is on the run and I advise you to stop further communication with him and to furnish me with his phone number and address for Police investigation and possible arrest to refund your money.

Now my Boss has left instructions that the cheque involving the sum of US$850,000 only be handed over to you in lieu of appreciation for the initial assistance rendered to him while trying to transfer some funds abroad.

Though,according to him,the deal could not sail through with your assistance inspite of concerted efforts which made him to seek another foreign partner who eventually assisted him.

But as a man with the fear of God,he reasoned that your initial assistance inspite of everything should not go unrewarded-hence the provision for the cheque before his departure for Paraguay on a business trip.
Barriseter Robert - i the payment goes to the wrong hand that is why i wrote you,
please send the payment to me and not any other person. so i complete the
transaction.
when you are ready to send the payment i will an information where you make the
payment.
NOTE .be aware of scammers in the internet. so do not sent the money again to any other address. always contact me with email address.
Barr. K Williams - YUO HAVE SENT THE MONEY TO THE WROUNG PERSON, NOW WITHDRAW THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY AND SEND TO MRS HELLEN NORMAN IN TORONTO CANADA, SHE IS MY ASSISTANCE, SEND ME A SCAN COPY OF THE RECEIPT OF PAYMENT AFTER PAYING.
Kenedy James - YOU ARE A VERY BIG FULL IDIOT, NIGERIA 419 HUGRY BOYS.
John Howse - If you can be trusted as you sound with concerned, total commitment and little assistance to this transaction we will both achieve our aim in a short time. Get your mind relaxed and follow my instruction and directives as i will be given all you need as your back up for this claim in case you receive any questions for clarification from the bank. I must reassure you that this transaction is 100% percent risk free. STOP ALL THE CONTACTS YOU ARE HAVING WITH MARY JANE JONES IMMEDIATELY AS SOON AS U GOT THIS EMAIL.
Simon B. Zola - This is to acknowledge your e-mail and to express my concern towards you paying someone for the transfer of fund which may not be real.

I would like to help you recover this money and give it back to you, We have been working together with Some Private Security Agents to bring such fraudulent people to book.

So i assure you that we can get these people only if you could be helpful to yourself by providing us their contact details, to enable us authorise the Private security Agents to get them and recover your money.

For your own good, do not inform them that you are no more interested. But do not pay any more money to these people for any reason whatsoever.
Susan Momodu - I think you can help me if you really wish to. You will regain all that you have lost through Mary Jane Jones and will be well compensated for your assistance.
Paul Freeman - As regards to the money you paid to the so called Mr. Charles Soludo, i will like to know why you paid that money so that i will be able to help you in my capacity as an attorney to see that what ever be the reason for the payment is really actualised. Please forward your phone number to me so that i can call you.
Allen Shawn - This is to inform you that this office received and acknowledged your brief messages as we apologised for responding late to you..

However this office is sorry to announce to you that Mr Knightley Mark is no longer an employee with this organisation.

Mr Knightley has been dismissed and also facing court trial for mismanagement of company's fund , we will like to know your past transcations with Mr Knightley in details to help us know how to help you as this office has been receiving several complains like yours recently..
Mariam Abdul - You can help me only if you will be williing.Don't listen to gossips but if you can't I will look for some one else but conerning the mary jane jones I know nothing about that.I will wish you to tell me more concerning her matter ok
Terry Williams - U ARE A BIG TIME FOOL
Nosa Henry - Subject: GO AND LOOK FOR WORK

you must be mad
at the same time you are idot did i beg to send me money go to hell
with your EFCC
Ivah Mullam - You read my proposal right? I hope this is not another Chatham? Well, this transaction is not what we can discuss on Internet alone.Here is my contact mobile Telephone number +228.Call me or give me your direct phone number so that I can call you to enable us discuss more about this matter.I hope you are real.Waiting for your reply.
Khalid! - kindly forward the last payment slip and the information you sent to enable me understand the payment you have made.
Mary Jones - hi am sorry for that i just need ur help ok for some think ok plz
A L - i WANT TO KNOW WHO YOU SENT THIS EMAIL TO. THIS WILL ENABLE THE OWNER TO
REPLY IMMEDIATELY
Agent_cfggames0 - How are you doing today ? I presume all is well with you.
I would like you to send me the details of all payment you have made to the so called Soludo. This is very important as to know exactly where things had gone wrong.
As you must have heard of the ongoing reforms in Nigeria regarding corrupt office holders.
Th presidency is very interestd in your case , so please furnish me with all I needed to know about the transactions you have made so far.
Best REgards.

Western Union troubles.. ;)

2006-11-05T03:19:00.000-08:00

A while ago I sent a little money ($5) via Western Union and I was aware I could call Western Union and ask them to stop the transfer, and doing this leaves the online status as funds available for pick up. So I now have this WU number which lets the lad think their money is only a short trip away.. and it creates all kinds of fun.

However this one lad seems to have been given some incorrect information when he went to get the funds and he is very upset about it.. ;) He was being baited by my Non-English character which at the time was German. It means little effort on my part because my character does not speak English well, and plenty of effort on the lads part as they always have to be explaining things.

We start from asking the lad how to send the money.. :) My character is in this color and the scammer is in this color.

He sais send the moneis by Westrn Unon or somethink and I not know how to do it, how I do it?

Dear Brother Maira

you must send the money to the office of the delivery agents with the name of there recieving person in West Africa as the name stated below:

MR HUMPFREY JIYAKE
Address: Enugu Nigeria

I want you to go to any western union office nearest to you and ask them that you want to send money to your friend, just use the name and location i give you to send the money to the office of diplomatic agent, also make sure that you dont disclose anything to the western union office for security reasons as you know that our business is very confindentail,so you dont have to tell anybody about it now utill the money get your care.

Try to send the money today with this name MR HUMPFREY JIYAKE ADDRESS ENUGU NIGERIA and detail me with the western union control numbers so that we can pass it to the delivery agent office to enable them confirm the money and as well proceed to deliver the consignment to your care, my dear bear in mind that the delivery agent did'nt know the real content of the consignment,therefore you must not tell him that the content of the consignment is money at the point of delivery, your duty is to pay the 4,500 pounds today through western union today and detail me with the western union payment information so that the diplomat will be able to pay for the clearance of the consignment from the ware-house and hence establish immediate delivery of the consignment to you,once you send the 4,500 pounds through the name i give you today, the diplomat will surely bring the consignment to your care immediately, at the same time i will like you to lodge the money to your safe bank
account till we meet for share and investment.

Give me your direct mobile telephone so that i will contact you and have voice to voice talk with you, as the one you gave me was always on asnwering machine, or you can dial this number like this and call me or so that we can talk it very important.

I trust you and hope that you will never disappoint me once your get the money from the diplomat, i want you to tell me that you will not treat me bad in this business once you get the money.

Make sure you send the any mistake when sending the 4,5000 pounds through western uninon today, make sure you use the name i give to send the money today immediately so that you can able to recieve the consignment.

Thanks reply back to me.
yours brother
Mr Colin Mathew.

See, now this is good baiting, one sentence put in, a shitload of sentences in return. :) I like this lad, we'll keep him. For now. Although my character is Female and he is referring to me as Brother!

God says you go hell for make me sit here with moneis scared out of wits not know what do.

WHAT I DO NOW?

And now the dreaded CAPS LOCK comes to us as a surprise.. ;(

WELL I WANT YOU TO SEND THE FEES OF 4,500 POUNDS IMMEDIATELY VIA WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER TO THE BELOW NAME

MR HUMPFREY JIYAKE
ADDRESS: ENUGU NIGERIA

ONCE YOU SEND THE MONEY TO THE SAID PERSON, TRY TO PASS THE W-U P[AYMENT INF TO ME SO THAT I WILL PASS IT TO THE CHIEF DELIVERY OFFICE FOR CONFIRMATION, IT WILL ALSO ENABLE THE DIPLOMAT TO CLEAR THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY VAULT AND CVOMMENCE THE DELIVERY OF THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOOR STEP, TRY TO SEND THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY SO THAT WE CAN ACHIEVE OUR GREAT SUCCESS IN THIS BUSINESS.

YOU KNOW THAT THE MONEY INVOLVED WAS 15M POUNDS THEREFORE WE CAN'T PLAY WITH IT, TRY TO SEND THE MONEY IMMEDIATELY SO THAT THE DIPLOMAT WILL BRING THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU.

THANKS AND HAVE A NICE DAY,
YOURS PARTER
COLIN MATHEW

So the WU number and sender name you see below, I have changed, of course. I don't want the lads googling and finding this.. ;)

I no had time to go to union office today so I sent my partner he sent monies

Sender's Name: Kurt Cobain
MTCN: 5986673215

As you ask 4,500 US. ok?

Now what?

Now, no caps at all, apparently. Must have used up his allowance in the previous mail.. ;)

dear maria,

how are you doing today, well i confirm the payment detail you claim you sent for the cleranace fees, well i pass the info to the clearance officer he said that he go to the western union office to cliam the fees but he was proved by the western union office that the info of the payment you sent was invalid.

on the best solution i want you to go to the western union and request for a proper payment information so that the diplomat officer will claim the fees and pay for the delivery of the 15m pounds to you.

try to send the valid information by sending the below info:

mtcn number
text question/answer
amount
full sender name

all this info will enable the diplomat claim the fees and as well deliver the consignment to your door step for sharing and investment.

i trust you and hope that you will never let me down.
i will be waiting to receive the info.
have a nice day,
colin mathew

And it would be nice if you would get my name right when I am sending you large sums of money! Or even small sums, like $5. And believe me, I will let you down. I promise!

informatuons I sent is correct. I not undesrtand. why you sent someone else collect, why not YOU go collect it, no wonder they not give yout eh moneys is your name his? is his name yours? how you think they give moneys to him when i sent them to you?

Get off fat ass collect moneys today.

What you needs this money for anyway?

I'll be honest, a non-English speaking character can be hugely fun to play ;) Just the mis-spellings and twisting sayings around, I love it.

Dearest Marira,

I got your, yes i have reached western union to pick money, i shall relate with the info as soon as i the money pick it up.

I didn't mean that i sent some to pick up the money, but it is the clearance officer that is the person that will clear the consignment and bring it to your care.
I want relax as i will go to western union to pick up money so that the diplomat will pilot the 15m pounds on your care, for sharing and investment.

Once i conform the payment via western union i will let you know immediately.

I trsut you.

yours brother
colin mathew

And still, he gets the name wrong.

You go there say Maira sent this money from London United Kingdom and the question was Wo kann ich hier ein Kamel mieten? and the answer is Da liegt eine Leiche auf dem Bett. Bitte wechseln sie die Laken.

Google is your friend, my friends, I'm not translating it for you.. ;) But it is worth a google, at least the answer is..

Dearest Mariora,

How are you doing today, I go to the western union to collect the fees, but they refused to pay the money to me, because you didn?t stated the correct information which will enable the western union to pay the money to me.

Note that the fees is at the western union office now, but I can?t pick it up, because you don?t sent the correct payment info, I want you to go to the western union and collect the correct payment info and send to immediately to enable me pick of the fees immediately.

The payment info you will send to me to enable pick the fees is at follow:

1) Name of sender
2) Text question and answer
3)mtcn number
4) Amount

Note that the location of the payment is Nigeria so you should send the money down to Nigeria with this address and name of receiver

Reciever Name: MR HUMPFREY JIYAKE
Address: 4 lion drive enugu

Kindly use the info to correct the mistakes of the payment info and send to me the correct info so that I will be able to receive the fees from the western union and clear the consignment immediately and deliver to your care.

With all this info the western union will be able to release the money to me, I hope to receive the correct western union info from immediately, you can as well attached to me the receipt of the payment from the western union ok.

I trust you and hope that you will not let me down.
Have a nice day,
Colin Mathew

So I bodgy up some info and make it up, and send it..

Sender's Name: Kurt Cobain
MTCN: 5986673215
Amount 4,500 US.
Reciever Name: MR HUMPFREY JIYAKE
Address: 4 lion drive enugu

Those are the informaciones

Note I did not give him the question and answer again. Well heck I already sent it. Does he expect me to do all the work? ;)

Email Subject - BAD NEWS/ I AM FINISHED

DEAREST PARTNER MARIORA,

I VERY SAD, I WENT TO WESTERN UNION TO CONFIRM THE PAYMENT THIS MORNING WITH THE PROPER INFORMATION YOU SENT TO ME NOW, BUT THE WESTERN OFFICE ATTENDANCE TOLD ME THAT THE FEE WAS PICKED UP BY ON KNOWN PERSON YESTERDAY, SO I FELT SOO BAD ABOUT THE INCCIDENT, AT THIS POINT I AM WRITING TO YOU I AM CRYING NOW,BECAUSE THINGS ARE VERY DIFFICULT.

MY DEAR I FINISHED I DONT KNOW WAHT TO DO, IF YOU CAN RESEND THE FEES AGAIN, I WILL BE MORE GREATFUL TO ENABLE ME CLEAR THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY WARE-HOUSE TO ENABLE THE DIPLOMAT BRING THE CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE 15M POUNDS IN YOUR CARE FOR SHARING AND INVESTMENT.

MY DEAR MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE MONEY THROUGH THE SAME NAME AND ADDRESSS, WHEN SENDING THE FEES AGAIN YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE YOU GIVE ME THE CORRECT WESTRN UNION INFORMATION TO PICK IT UP BERORE THE BAD POEPLE WILL TAMPER IT, BECAUSE I DONT WANT US TO BE A VICTIM AGAIN.

MY DEAR NOTE THAT ANY MONEY YOU SPENT WILL BE PAY BACK, BEFORE SHARING OUR MONEY SO YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT, TRY TO SEND ANOTHER MONEY SINCE DELAY CAUSED ANOTHER PERSON TO PICK THE FEES YOU SENT BEFORE, YOU CAN ALSO GO TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE TO VERIFY THE WRONG PERSON THAT PICKED THE MONEY FROM THERE OFFICE.

SEND ME YOUR MOBILE NUMBER SO THAT I WILL TALK TO YOU IMMEDIATELY.

I WILL BE WAITING YOUR REPLY,
YOURS PARTNER
COLIN MATHEW

I personally think the bad news is the reappearance of the CAPS LOCK - or as we scambaiters like to call it, the LAD LOCK. But this is hilarious! The money is still there *now* as we speak. I do not know why he has got such messed up info.. I think he actually called me around this time but I'm not sure where the audio is, I'll try to find it..

I don't know what I do. Maira very confussed. I thought to sent the moneis to your bank account would be best thing, ja

He is so upset he seems to miss this invitation to ask me to send more money and is just moping about the loss of his Western Union moneys..

Dearest partner Maira,

I got your mail, well I am very ill since I confirm by the western union office that the fees was paid by a wrong person, I a m very angry and tired about the inccident , however you said that you called me but my number wasn?t going through, is true because my phone was off, I was feeling bad all this time because the fees I didn?t collected, even my wife and is not happy about that.

However I told you to make a way to send the fees from International Money Gram since western union is not safe anymore, what caused all this is because you don?t send the proper information which I suppose to use to collect the fees at the first time you sent the fees, which warrant the bad people in the western union office to have chance to dupe the fees, I want you to go to the western union office and verify the wrong people they paid the fees immediately.

My dear it like a dream I can?t sleep since then, I knew how thing are difficult now, I knew how you will feel but I felt bad more than you because by now something has to be done, if I succeeded collecting the fees, therefore I want you to try to send the fees again via Money Gram Transfer with the same name location and address given to you so that I will be able to clear the consignment from the security ware-house to enable the diplomat convey the 15m pounds in your door step for sharing and investment.

My dear note that more time the consignment stays at the vault more risky it become and as well more money I spend for the safe keeping, I want you to send the 4,500 pounds immediately through money gram so that I will be able to clear the consignment , I will like you considering sending the fees in two part with the same information to avoid any more problems.

I will like you use Money Gram International Transfer to send the 4,500 pounds so that I will be able to clear the consignment immediately, as the agent that will convey the 15m pounds to your care Is anxiously waiting for the clearance of the consignment to enable him convey it to your care immediately, try to make this way by sending the fees, as you will get all your spending back as soon as we conclude this business.

I trust you and hope that you will not let me down, I shall remain in full confident on you till the end of this blessed business that will be a great benefit to the both families generation to generation, I need your full co-operation so that we can achieve this great success and have the fund on our side for sharing and investment.

I will b waiting to receive the fees as you send it, remember to detail me with the full payment information for easy collection.

Make sure you keep this business your self and pray for the success of the business, i will call you now.
Thanks and have a nice day,
Yours brother
Colin Mathew

And apparently even his wife is upset about it. Oh well. Build a bridge and get over it mate! But now Western Union has let him down so greatly he wants to switch to Moneygram. But now I accuse him of picking up the money and lying to me!

I sent ze information TO YOU.

How did someone else pick up ze moneis? It was sent to YOUR NAME. I ONLY sent the information TO YOU, ja? You steals this moneis and lies to me about it, I think!

Dearest Mariroah,

I got your mail, I knew how you feel, but you have to understand that I
didn?t picked the fees, as the money was picked up by on known person,
well to proof my innocent I asked you to go to the western union office to
verify the person that picked up the fees, then you will know that are not
responsible of that.

I want to let you know that they have some bad staff that working with
western union, that used to pickup people money from there office, so you
I AM INNOCENT.

Kindly know what you will do to raise another fee to send, so that the
consignment will clear immediately and deliver to your care, I am very
eager to conclude this business with you, because you are the only one I
trust who I can confident on.

You should try to understand, as I am writing this mail to you I am
crying, because you don?t want to understand me, you think that are l am now a
lier,because of this temptations but God will be my witness.

Try to make a way to resend another fees, so that I will be able to
clear the consignment in the ware-house and deliver to your care either by
diplomat or by banking process, I will also like you to open new account with
the bank that working hand in hand with our bank where the 15m pounds will
be transferred.

4,500 pounds will not cause our good relationship which took us to to
built in trust to be divided just like that, God will not allow that to
happen, all the enemy works against our success will be in vain.

Make a way to send the clearance fees through the same info I gave you
earlier, may be you can us international Money Gram, since western union is
no safer.

I will be looking forward to hear from you.
Yours truly,
Colin Mathew

The more upset he gets, the more letters I seem to gain in my name.. ;)

i THINK YOU TRY CHEAT ME

Dearest Mrah,

I am very worried over the incident that happened to us, well I have proof my self innocent on that, you should reply my mails so that we can proceed to achieve our success in this business.

I am anxiously waiting receive your mail because you are the only person I trust in this business and hope that you will not disappoint me.

Awaiting your reply,
Yours sincerely,
Colin Mathew

God tell me you try cheat me, is this so?

God say - For He rescued us from the domain of darkness, and transferred us to the kindgdom of His beloved Son, in whom we have redemption, the forgiveness of sins. Those who hate you will be clothed with shame, and the tent of the wicked will be no longer.

When you want to annoy a lad, throw in a few random bible quotes which seem to suit the situation.. :)

Dear Maira,

I have been writing without no response from you, kindly reply my mail so that I shall relate you the best way which we shall use to conclude the business, because I am anxiously to conclude the business with you base on the trust I found on you.

Kindly get back to me, because time is almost against us, be noted that I have carried out an investigation regards the stolen fund in W-U union office, anybody caught responsible will be persecuted, so don�t worry about everything is in full control, kindly reply my mail!!!!

I am anxiously waiting to hear from you, I called your phone time after time but is always on answering machine, kindly contact me it is very important.
Thanks and have a nice day,
Yours good friend,
Colin Mathew.

Right. I see. I'm not so sure myself, but if it makes you feel better Colin.. ;)

This scammer is still on the hook, he's already been to Western Union at least twice that we know of, and I am thinking I might send him a few other places before I'm done with him.. I'll let you know any further updates, and if I find the audio.. :)

Stop this nonsense! Get Serious!

2006-10-31T15:13:00.000-08:00

Pay up or shut up - AM WRITING YOU MY LAST EMAIL NOW AND HOPE YOU WILL STOP TALKING NON -BUSINESS JARJONS WITH ME. IF YOU ARE READY TO REMITT THE FEES PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME. YOU HAVE MY TELEPHONE NUMBER YOU ARE FREE TO CALL ME IF YOU ARE A SERIOUS MAN.

After only 3 emails - FBI HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS DEAL,AND FOR YOUR INFORMATIONS WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO WEST WITH YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE SOME MANY PEOPLE TO ATTEND IN OUR OFFICE,BESIDES YOU KNOW THAT THE PACKAGE WAS DEPOSITED BY SOMEONE ON YOUR BEHALF,SO IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION YOU CAN ASK IT TO THE DEPOSITOR, SO IF YOU FIND IT DIFFICULT TO SEND THE FEE AND HAVE YOUR PACKAGE DELIVER TO YOU,THEN YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT IT OK

After 27 mails - well , since i have been telling you things about this fund and is like you dont want to believe me , can you please come down to ghana so that you can pick the fund your self becos i am tired of writing you and you are not doing any thing concerning the fund ok.i am tired of sending me mail and me sending you mail too ok.

My friend, please l do not entertain the remaining questions you asked me, it looked unserious. lf you know that you are not serious, immature and incapable of handling this transaction, please you can backout and do not email me again. This is not a child's play as you can see the amount of money involved which cannot be toiled with.

WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME THAT YOU HAVE ALREADY PAID THE MONEY WHEN YOU KNOW FOR SURE THAT YOU HAVE NOT DONE THAT. PLEASE BE SERIOUS WITH THE TRANSACTION.

If you know that you dont want to provide me with your full contact information so that i will be able to call you on phone,please kindly forget about this transaction and dont write me again because i am not playing childs play with you okay.

Yes i said it because the number you give me is not real,have be trying it to get you know way,is that the way you do your business,yu have to communicate for easy understanding.am a straight forward someone that is why i do my things straight.so if you are serious please give me the necessary things.your proof of identification and your real phone number or you call me so can talk.then i we go ahead to get the necessary document for you to send it to the bank.hope to see your seriousness.

Your mail message to me was recieved but i want to let you know that your mails you are writing to me is not encoureging and i hope you are not trying to joke with me or something. Ofcourse this is real because a man of my age cannot be joking with this kind of transaction to you so i will need you to tell me if you are serious about doing this business transaction with me or not. I also try to call you but the operator told me is a wrong number can you please re cofirm you again.

Now I know you are NOT serious with the business

YES YOU ARE DAILY FOOL NOT MONTLY FOOL,AS I CAN FIND OUT THAT THE FUND IN QUESTION DID NOT BELONG TO YOU NOW I FIND OUT THAT YOU ARE ONE OF THIS PEOPLE THAT STONING OUR FUND OUT OF COUNTRY. WELL I HAVE TO MAKE A POSITIVE PLAN ON HOW TO REPORT YOU TO US POLICE. IF YOU ARE STILL A DAILY FOOL KINDLY RESPOND URGENTLY

Why do you choose to be beating about the bush. Go and make the payment into the account I have given you so that we can conclude this business without further delays.

I really dont understand why you do the things you do ? its really unbelieveable you dont want to give me a chance to understand you i have done all i need to do as a friend and you still do the way you do why dont you make me understand you and make this work better. We are talking about an approximate of over $24 million dollars and you are making it sound like this with all i have done.

I don't understand the kind of human being you are, you never been seriouse in what you do, did you think this is a child paly or joking matter.

Its Ok Mr, but always remember this that a bird at hand worth two in the bush, who's money are they going to give you mine that i have solicited, i see you are a very unserious and a dubious man to deal with i dont care who you send the money to and i dont care what they tell you.But always remeber that you will not get the funds from Nigeria not now that i am still alive they will use your funds your resources and you and you will have yourselve to blame and get this straight dont contact me again unless you are ready to do business, i dont bloody care what they tell you and dont forget too soon you wont get this funds its a promise.

if you cannot believe me,you can't believe anything. i felt that you are the right person for the transaction because you have proven it since your communication with taylor till i came in to put things right. for now.i will just leave you to this but i must remind you that you caused this amnesia you are about to have for not taking a wise decision at appropriate time.

What's my gender got to do with it? - I am in receipt of your mail.I can understand that you are also a woman.How do we go about it?How old are you?In the alternative,can you provide a man out side Britain to stand for you?The person must both reliable,and un-questionable.I wait for your response as time is not on our side.Thanks,and God bless you.

If you don't want to be scammed...

2006-10-31T13:41:00.000-08:00

Peter Moses gives some sage advice about how to not be scammed -

NB.THIS IS NOT SCAM OK.IF YOU DONT WANT TO MAKE CLIAMS KINDLY WRITE TO US OR YOU SEND TO US YOUR NEXT OF KIN SO THAT WE CAN SEND THE CLIAMS TO THE PERSON.

More Mail

2006-10-30T21:31:00.000-08:00

Here's another selection of mail from the lads ;)

Mr. Williams James explains where emails come from - MR.POWELL TOLD ME THAT HE WILL BE SENDING YOU AN EMAIL
THROUGH HIS EMAIL CONCERNING THE TRANSACTION.I WRITE
TO ASK YOU IF YOU HAVE RECIVE HIS EMAIL.

THANKS YOU AND GOD BLESS
Paul Peters - we are here by to informe you the latest developement political problem base on the toxic west dump in the country since last 2weeks that broks out as result of crisis which you may be aware of .
James Dale whose business associate seems to be bipolar - Please kindly contact my business associates and try to ascertain if he is still ready to complete this transaction on my behalf because he is confused and having double mind . It is only after confirmation from him that I can be more comfortable to provide you with any additional information .
Mahimouma Brou doesn't like what I'd been sending - May the favour of our Lord remain in you forever
and ever.
i dont have time to chat with you
GOD BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMIRI ABONDANTH
Ralph Larry - I don't understand you , I,m looking for who will help us transfer our late father's fund robert larry and save us from suffering here, we have no helper , we don't even go to school, so we are looking for who will help us transfer our father's fund to his country and at the same time help us invest this fund, a reward of 10 percent after assisting us.
so if you can't help us contact the lawyer , kindly leave us so that we will look for who will help and not adding sorrows to us.
Peter Frank - However , i am not getting the content of your mail clear because in many
paragragh you used agdage that i do not why it comes in this, A house divid
it self cannot stand .
I have earlier identitified myself to you as the Head of the of the Accounts
and audit Department of this Bank.
If you prefer email to email all is ok aand fine provided that you will keep
this transaction secret and confiodential .
Barrister Okon.Esq - I TOLD YOU THAT BEFORE I STEPPED INTO THIS MATTER I WILL BE CALLED BY THE BANK AM WORKING FOR.ARE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE OVER MY FEES? PLEASE I DONT WANT TO ABUSE THE LAW OF THIS BANK BECUASE THEY APPIONTED ME TO WORK FOR THEM.

NOW THAT YOU INSISTED THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW MY FEES, DEAR YOU WILL PAY ME £35 PER HOUR OF MY SERVICE SO I BELIEVE NOW THAT YOU WILL KNOW THAT AM NOT A GREEDY LAWYER.
Peter Frank, on my proverbs - I always fumble when trying to pick up the proverbs you always use in your
letters, i believe, you must be a good orator.
Moses Adam, saying adieu - you are no body
so bye
Tamrat Dale - Concerning your marriage life, We out grow people, places and things as we unfold. We may be saddened when old friends say their piece and leave our lives, but let them go! They were at a different stage…. And looking in different direction, they never really were yours.
There are people that leaves our lives that sometimes is for your great Good. When Samuel woke up to painful reality that he would not be seeing Saul regularly again as a king, he was very sad. Then God thundered to Samuel early one morning (1samuel 16:1) ‘how long with thou mourn for soul seeing I have rejected him? That same question is being sent across to us in so many circumstances. Let the past go! 100 boys cant stay together for 100 years. Did some customers and old friends and relationship leave your life? Let them go! New ones are coming! No body can hold your life to ransom. Trust God! The seeds of a tree matured at a season, fall and scatter to various directions to form their own life! Such is life also!

Your were born went to school, met new friends, and today many old relationship have been interrupted by marriage, or job location etc. the facts is the process of meeting new friends and new helpers is an un ending circle, it never cease.

It’s a law of life and that’s sign of maturity/progress on your path. Stop crying and brooding over the past.
Barrister Okon (again) - PLEASE YOU HAVE YOUR CHOICE TO MAKE, I NEVER PREVENTED OR SAID THAT YOU SHOULD NOT COME DOWN TO MY OFFICE SO PLEASE WATCH YOUR MOUTH.

WHAT AM AFTER IS WHEN EVER THE BANK CALL ME UP FOR DUTY IS WHERE YOU WILL SEE ME OR MAKE COMMENTS ABOUT THIS TRANSAFER.I HAVE SENT YOU MY FEE PER HOUR BUT ON YOUR RESPONSE YOU DID NOT MADE ANY COMMENT ABOUT THAT.

ARE YOU SURE OF WHAT YOU ARE CLAMING? I CANT UNDERSTAND THE TYPE OF HUMAN BEING YOU ARE, PLEASE YOU SHOULD WATCH YOUR SELF VERY WELL.
Laura Hooper, explaining how her lotto works - Is a pleasure answering your questions as that is one of my priority.

Regarding your questions, You email address was gotten from an internet
email address generator software and was attached to the lucky number which
was sent to you by our notification office. And the email address was
choosen at random from the software and yours appeared to be one of our
winners.
Mahim Ali, on my proverbs again - Once again, thank you. Are you a Literature student or a Poet? You use does words very good. Do apply and get back to me.
Barrister Sam Kaddy Egbo (Esq). - Please Madam, I will advice you to accord this transaction with the TOP MOST secrecy to avoid any lickage until you recieve the consignment by following my instructions and to ask any question in any area you are missing out. I am very open to attend to all questions coming from you.
Jerald Lawal - Many thanks to your mail, I am sosorry if my mail are
so long for you to read, but in a business as this,
you need to realy understand in totality what the
business entails.

There would have been no need for lengthy mails if
only we have been talking on phone, though I will try
to call you today.

There will be some expenditure between us and that is
what Ineed to discuss with you.
Water Dorman And Sister. - We do not know how to appreciate your acceptance to help us secure this inheritance and have it secured in the account you will provide to the Bank. We think that sending it through Jpg attachment scanning will be more secured as you suggested.
Yusuf Bello ain't too happy - MY FEELING TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE MAD SO PLESAE GO TO WHERE THE MAD MEN ARE TREATED SO THAT YOU WILL BE ALOS BE TREATED MONKEY LIKE YOU FOOL
Prince Fayed doesn't understand how to dial apparently - I dont understand you quite well i have called you but i wasnt able to reach you i guess you have provided a fake number

So dont disturb me .

Prince Fayad
Mahim Ali, again - I only want your assistance and occupying that space, to prevent the fund from passing under our nose into the hands of some greedy fat belly men. If you have money, fine. That is you Kate, what do you think about someone else who feeds from "hand to mouth", I hope you are not making fun of me Kate. I believe God gave some people wealth to help others stand on their feet. It does not matter the age. We have a saying in our land that, "If a small child, washes his hands well, he will eat with elders".
Peter Daobry apparently uses homing pigeons to send his emails - I AM REALLY SORRY FOR NOT CALLING,I WILL STILL KEEP ON TRYING .I DO NOT HAVE A COMPUTER.
Once more from Mahim - Thank you. You are good with words but, let me know how much you need to know about me.
I am not an essay writer.
Stanly Abuchi - l got your mail and it seems that you are a joker.l told you what you are suppose to do but you are just kidding.
lf you are serious do what l told you and if you want to know anyting concerning the money go back to my first mail to you.l am not happy on the way you are handling this deal as l believe that it is better for me to look for an alternative.
thanks
Mahim answers the questions posed to him that he was wondering about above - My dear, my fears is, my trusting in you and your cvredibility. For the transaction, I have no atom of fear because, all is in place waiting your co-operation.
I have a computer at the office, when I am home, I go to a cyber next to my street. I do not really understand your "bunny rabbits", unless its what my last daugther enjoys watching on TV. I am not tripped by that.
Kate, if you talk about earth, it is a wide-range issue for an individual. I have come to know that, at the end of the day, everyone of us will come to a state where, we cannot reach out to others help.
Which is to say, we have to do the best, at the best time we can. Earth, is going to face a great change in future, following political and religious changes in the system. Earth for me, should go on revolving, while I have to do my best for myself and my generation to come.
Like I said earlier, delay can be dangerous. I demand to know your willingness to assist me and if so, kindly apply.
Tamrat Dale on household appliances - On your questions, I do not have a washing machine, again, ever since my wife died, my favorite book is my King James Version of holy bible. Yes I do have a deep freezer in my kitchen. Finally, I like water leaf vegetable and punk leaf.
Jerald Lawal gives up - I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS!!
Laura Hooper (from some lotto) gives good advice - The said lotteries you won are quite strange to me but i would advice you to
please do not respond to their emails for now. I also advice you to stop
every communication which you have been carrying out with them for now.
Regarding the Pills and others, they are Junk mails, i call them adverts so
you can delete them.

Have you notarize your cashier cheque?
Jerald replied to the mail I sent him with this - I realy cannot say if you are serious or not but I am
going to give you the benefit of the doubt by calling
you, if I cannot call at the time you mentioned I will
do so your late evening believing you will be back
then.

If you have a cell phone let me have it, that will be
easier to locate you at any time. I also advice you
talk seriously as you know this transfer is not a
child's play, we are talking about money big enough to
change anyones life.
Rev Simion George - We have perfect roads here and it will be great to having you come over here.

Well talking about speedboat that too is a matter of choice if you need it then you go ahead and buy but if you do not need it is up to you.

For the laptop. I do not have one.
And our friend Mahim - I have heard you and I think I how you an apology, but I tried calling. About global warming dear, I am not the type of person that, allows environmental changes to determine my livelihood.
No dear, I pray to my God before going out, whatever happens to me, negative or positive, it has what it wants to teach. I do not have anything to say about Global warming because, whatever I say, will come after me and will be written.
Meanwhile, how are you. I will call you and do not go getting disappointed soo quick, remember you are a lady. I will communicate and if you find it in your heart to give me a mobile Iine, I will appreciate it, else it is between 4am and 8am, is it everyday dear?

More funnies

2006-10-28T20:21:00.000-07:00

They're fed up with me! -

Do not ever contact me in your life., you are inresponsible Human being.

I have told you many times that we don't have much time to waste or delaying this transaction and you keep on asking many questions which i have tired to answer.

WE ARE NOT READY TO ATTEND TO YOU UNTIL YOU DO THE NORMAL THING,IF YOU ARE READY TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND,THEN FEEL FREE TO CONTACT US,BUT IF YOU ARE NOT,DO NOT BORDER YOURSELF TO MAIL THIS OFFICE AGAIN.

As i was told you ealiar, no need to waste time on it,

why are you asking all this question. (it's called scambaiting my friend!)

If you are not ready to call or send your telephone number to be called, then forget about my co-operation since I do not know if I was dealing with a ghost (the funny thing about this is, I always send a telephone number in the first mail!)

Thanks for your mail and please like I told you last, do not write me again if you will not provide your contact numbers. Untill I talk to you will I consider going into business with you again but till then, lets call it a quit (as above)

Listen i have explained everything in details for you

Animal, stop deceiving yourself---idiot

Thanks for your email since i have severally written to you but mabe the email transmission was not through, also we have to instantly proceed to wrap up & thats why i still want to prove to you that this is not a kind of game, joke or a child's play. (the lads love to tell you that "this is not a childs play")

Thanks for your mail and would appreciate your answer of my question as this transaction is taking more time than required I must confess to you My Dear Sister okay Madam. (oh, am I not being scammed quickly enough for you?)

I decided to cut off communication with you since I understands you are taking this very matter for playing sake and I as a human do not have such time.

sorry, i was very sick and am tired of this life nobody want to help me, and am in the process of laying my life because their is no hope since you refuse to help me. I told you to call me or contact the bank where the money is but you refuse you keep on sending me a proverb, it not fear on me, kindly help me if you want to,

I have not contacted you because you kept sounding as if I this transaction is a childsplay. Below is my previous mail , please read it again carefully you will know exactly what is delaying this project .

All the emails i get from you is blank so i don't know what you have writen that's the reason why i have not replied you. So what informations am i to help you with. get back to me ASAP so i can asist you

YOU ARE A BIG IDIOT

stop hoping been geting you adited ok, there are documents that covers this six consignments ok . there is not thing to be scared of. please i am tired of all this please please i have got alot things to do here if you are not ready just let me known and stop wasting my time on this ok. your next reply will tell if i will reply you again on this ok, becos i cant be wasting my time just like that for unnessary things like this . (now that's what we scambaiters live to hear!)

I can see you never change and you will always remain the deceptive person you potray, i didnt ask you all this rubbish where is the funds for the processing ? that is all is required know do i understand your game, but am sorry i cant play i have other serious business to do, if you must know the documents have been procured today by Mr Zhang my Korean Partner we have commenced the Transacton without your assistance you can be rest assured that you will never get a dime unless you work for it. I would have to go now as i dont deal with unserious people like you. Felix (I wonder then that you took the time to write this lovely mail to me? :) )

Am so disappointed with your last mail.If you are intrested in this transaction then i believe you would have called me and not telling so fool story about people i have never heard about. If you are good to go please call me for i don't know any of this people and i have nebver heard of then.

I hope you know that I am not here for a child play but rather for a business if you know you are not ready to assist me, kindly update me so that I can look for someone else that can assist in this transaction.

I am not sure of your intensions in this transaction because of your duggy behaviour and as a matter of fact, you must send me a copy of your internationalpassport as well. Without meeting the above request, we cannot do anything together. (WTF is duggy?) ;)

They can't reach me! -

I have tried to get you on phone but always on Answering machine. Please furnish me with your phone number.

Extra note: You should know that the phone number you wrote was unobtainable. Please provide a workable number.

sir, i belive this is my last email to communicate with you because i have not speak with you on phone because every telephone number you give to me always on answering machine. so i realy want to be serious with you not joke ok

Yes, you gave me your number but it's always on answering machine as i have tried so many times to call you.

I have tried calling you several times on the number you gave us but the number hasn't being through. I will call you again on phone so that we can have oral discussion and if at all you have a direct phone number please do not hesitate to send it to me so that I can get through to you to enable us discuss the modalities of this transaction. (another favourite word of the scammers)

I have called your number several times and no one have ever picked the phone, it has remained on answering machine.you know that this transaction requires sincerity and trust.since you are ready to conclude this transaction with me, give me a number where I can get you any time I call you Again why cant you address me by my name, I dont understand your parables. I am waiting.

I recivied your email, i called but no answer you should give me a call so we can talk about your prize

GIVE ME A VALID PHONE NUMBER SO THAT I CAN CALL YOU.

I cannot get hold of you on phone. Are you willing to assist me or not? I want a straight answer please.

They're afraid of me! - They should be!

what money you will want to send via western union? please i dont understand and if you cant explain to me please kindly stop communicating with me. am afriad of you now. because i contact the company they said they have reply to you so i dont understand you email when u always send to me. who is mark fish?

I seem to be upsetting a lot of scammers lately..

2006-10-28T20:13:00.000-07:00

Err, ok then - for your information you have to check your attachment and see the my international pass sport, Elviva am confuse let me tell you use your tuongh and count your teeth horry up and send the money , do as i told you to do ok. dont write email to those people ok because they want to scam you, open your attachment and see the my international pass sport

After he's sent me 23 emails over 23 days - PLEASE GO AWAY I DONT NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE ANY LONGER

Ouch that sounds painful - Thanks for your email qs i wish to express that i am not & never aware of this said Morin Davidson with the thus email as you stated, any funds transfer of the equivalent remains totally in my care thats why i am advicinng that you shall not send him any 5,750USD for any payment because i dont send him to you. Just send me his full contact and some of your corresponding email discussion with him so that i can investigate him & instantly get back to you with his real profile so that you can be guarrantee of his genuiness to avoid involving you in a critical goverment probe . I remains your lovely as i will need an instant feedback from you .

You should not be confused because my transaction is genuine and not fake one. I have warned you to stop dealing with those imposters and follow my advice to enable us complete this transaction and you keep on following their advice. Well i want you to try and send the money and see that there will be no other payments. You will never regret of knowing me or dealing with me. I will stop sending you message today if i did not receive the payment slip from you. Stop listening to those imposters, They will finish you and even kill you.

Scammers will say anything to get you to do what they want you to do. Here is a good example - I send the calvary greeting with tears in my eyes as i wrote you a message concerning my life as i have been expecting to hear from you and know what will be your responce towards this busnnes. May i know why it took you so long to respond to me as you know that all our efforts is lied in your hands for now .please i want you to know again that , i would like you to try all you could nad make sure that the money is in your possession and if you should aloow this consignment to be here in africa ,it will cost us a lot to retrieve this again ,i know that the will of God will be done but our destiny still lie in our hands so do not fold your hand and what this glden opportunity pass us by. Meanwhile, please in the name of God i beg of you to allow me die of hunger while in the hospital ,i can not see why i should have such amount of money and die of hunger.

Oh come on, make an effort here! - I get your message this morning uk time i dont know the airport to meet please i will like to meet with you at the hotel because the airport is too far from my office is better you get to the town first before i can meet with you and i will want the money to be paid into my account as well please get back to me okay.

Well, that's really the definition of baiting.. ;) - You are still not going direct to finalizing this transaction,you are still asking one question a million time and speaking in parables which is not necessary in this issue. I needed some one who does not know me or know my friends, some one that can keep secrete of this transaction both now and after the money have been realised. Let me have a number where I can talk with you.

You're more than welcome - THANKS FOR INSULTING ME JUST BECAUSE I AM A POOR SECRETARY WELL YOU IF YOU FILL LIKE SENDING THE MONEY TO THEM THAT IS WHAT LIFT FOR YOU SINCE YOU CAN NOT TAKE MY ADVICE SENDING MONEY TO THEM FOR WHAT CHARGES WELL EVERY THING CAN HAPPEN BUT GOD WILL IS WHAT ARE GOING TO BE DONE NOT BY MAN POWER YOU HAVE TO BE VERY CAREFULY BECAUSE OF I DO I KNOW IF YOU DON'T LIKE US TO BRING YOUR MONEY THROUGH DIPLOMAT WE CAN LET BANK (C.B.N) KNOW ABOUT IT AND THEY WILL TRANSFER YOUR FUNDS TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT, THAN WESTINE YOUR TIME WITH SO CALLED(Ben Morgan WITH HIS GROUP WHAT A HELL SCAMER) IN FACT IF YOU DID NOT TAKE MY ADVICE YOU CAN NEVER EVER GOT THE MONEY AS FOR I AM THE ONE TO SIGN YOU FUNDS REALESE ORDER I AM NOT ASKING YOU TO SEND MONEY I ONLY ADVICE YOU WHAT TO DO SO THAT YOU CAN COLLECT YOUR MONEY SO IF YOU LIKE TAKE MY ADVICE AND RECEIVE YOUR MONEY BUT YOU SENDING MONEY TO BEN OR WHAT EVER YOU CALLED THEM IS ON YOUR ONW RISK THANKS.

I bet you do, my scammer friend, that is, praying I will pay you money so you can buy new BMW's and gold chains! - thanks for the new number i hope this number will work because i realy want to speak with you regarding this matter as a true believer i know am with the right person to receive our fund, sir you did not need a green card before helping what you have to do his for you to contact the security company as my new beneficiary who want to stand to receive the consignment boxes, i promise you sir we are going to suceed i always put you in my prayer 24hrs a day about this transaction and i belive we are going to suceed. because my fund is a clean and clear money and you are the only person knows about this fund since we cannot find my former beneficiary so please for GOD kindly keep this confidential. i will try to cal you once i have a calling card on my phone.

I have some documents and pictures which I would have sent you in other to assure you of this but your behaviour does not show me your seriousness and I see it as exposing the indept of this transaction unnecessarily. I willonly send you documents when you provide me with your direct contact telephone number and I call on that number and really get hold of you. I do not see any problem in your providing your contact number and hiding it means that you don't want to come clear and clean in this transaction which signifies some iregularities in what you claim to be. I will recall the consignment back from UK today and if in future, you come clean, then we can proceed from there. Please if you don't provide me with your direct telephone and fax numbers, there will be no need for you to write again as I will prefer we stop further comunication so that I will start looking for some one else.

Another unhappy lad..

2006-10-28T19:56:00.000-07:00

In a long, long line of unhappy lads.. ;)

BLUNDELL,
I HAVE NO PERSON WHO ASKED YOU TO SEND MONEY TO HIM.ANY MAIL OF SUCH MUST HAVE BEEN GENERATED FROM THE SYNDICATES WHO PRETEND TO BE DIFFERENT PERSON WHILE IT IS ONE PERSON,ONE GROUP.

WHO EVER WROTE YOU MENTIONING ME IS FAKE AND I HAVE NO ONE I HAVE ASKED OR WE HAVE DISCUSSED THAT YOU SHOULD SEND MONEY TO.

I WILL ONLY WAIT TILL WHEN YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OR WHEN YOUR EYES ARE OPEN.

BEAT YOUR CHEST AND SEND WHATEVER MY PERSON TOLD YOU IN A MAIL AND I WILL PROOF TO YOU THAT SUCH PERSON IS NEVER MY PERSON AND WILL NEVER BE.
LARRY.

He also mailed me to say - and this one actually says an awful lot about how these scammers work -

i wish you well and you should mark this day.these people will continue to demamd money from you till you are recked and you will never get a cent as they promised you that they will send to you.one story will lead to the order all in order to collect money from from you.you are involved in a syndicated circle of criminals stationed arround the world working with one purpose,collecting money from you and sharing it from nigeria to madrid to god knows where they are writting you from.

get ready to sell your property because their story will be endless and one must lead to the other.
good luck.
larry.

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert..

2006-10-28T19:30:00.000-07:00

This lad seems to be a little unhappy with my character Priscilla.. :)

Dear Priscilla,
Thanks for remembring me again.
This is to let you know that you let me down and am not happy about the whole thing.
You took granted and not only that,you insulted before the the Reserve Bank Director.
I was having in mind of establishing a relationship with you that would have last till death do us part,but you proved to me that it would not work.
However,if you are still intrested with the transaction,speak to the Reserve Bank Director about it and come back to me.
Another thing is this,If you dont want  me to invoved in a business like this,look for a way to get me out it and make my life a meaning.
  I know for sure that you are cappable of making me a prosperious, just as you are prospering.
Waiting for your urgent reply.
N.B.Could you please,furnish me with your direct mobile phone or you can call me at any time of your choice.
Steve.

2006-10-28T05:38:00.000-07:00

Well it seems he got my name right :)ear Kidder,
 Thanks for your mail and how are you today?,Actually, you do not need  a Social Security number to complete this transaction, anybody asking you to provide a social security number must be a criminal, be ware of them and do not let them distract your focuss.
 Please, tell me what time exactly do i get you on phone as i have tried a million times to reach you on phone.
 phillip.

I implore all Americans to follow his advice.. :) Don't give it to ANYONE! Not even the IRS or your employer or all that kind of people. They must be criminals!

I know everything..

2006-10-28T05:35:00.000-07:00

Shakespeare? :)SINCE YOU REFUSED TO SEND ME UR FULL INFO AND GIVE ME UR COOPERATION; BESIDES, U SAID U KNOW EVERYTHING: I DO NOT WANT TO DO MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING: I NEED SINCERE AND TRUST WORTHY TO DO THIS DEAL WITH: OF COURSE TO SPEND MONEY IN THIS VENTURE TO SUCCESS. FOR UR CONTENTS OF UR MAILS SO FAR; U ARE NOT PREPARE
 TAKE GOOD CARE OF URSELF
 OK

Well named man

2006-10-28T05:31:00.000-07:00

This just in -

Do you think a wise Dog west its time with a little rat in battle?

I have lots of things to do and people i deal with. if you are serouse over the continue of this transaction, You send me your full details as i asked you to do.

GOOD DAY

Bruce Ego

I think a wise Dog knows how to spell :)

All it takes

2006-10-28T05:00:00.000-07:00

to upset a lad sometimes is just a swear word or two.. ;) I sent him this -

What do you mean you can't read it? I put the damn thing on there and now you are telling me that you can't see it. I will send it again. I suggest you use a different computer to try opening this file. It should be able to be opened by any decent computer.

He replied with this -

I received your rude email and i wish to inform you that we do not tolerate any form of abusive words on this lottery programme as it might lead to your disqualification if it happens again.We are not responsible for the payment of winnings delivery fee needed for the parcel delivery which contains the winning cheque.We organise this programme to enhance unity among microsoft users around the world.To make you beleive this lottery winning and claim procedures, i will have to. winning certificate for you to see and come to the fact realisation that this is not a lie or a fake but a real and legitimate lottery winning.I will send you the winning cheque and certificate as soon as you reply to this email
I look forward to your email about the payment.Have a wonderful day

ROFL at the unity among microsoft users bit.. :)

I messed with him..

2006-10-28T04:52:00.000-07:00

I'm going to post a bunch of the good mails I got from the lads as I am going through my mails today. So be prepared for a deluge ya'all! ;)

Dearest mum Helling,

In my mother tongue one says truth makes eyes red but don't break them.Instead of telling me nonesense tell me you have no means to help me.

You are not honnest at all to me and to GOD.Are you human being? Have you an heart?Do you mind?Do you already see an African orphan situation?What a hell did i do you?

Now,your game is over never contact me again.Why do you still write to me if you don't believe to me.Ok,take a plane and come to see my situation here in Abidjan with all your sense and tell me the contrary.

If you can't come here or can't send me money it is finish,do not contact me again.What must i show you to get confidence in me?

I repeat,see you are not honnest: i call you,let you message on your machine several time but you never try to call me back.You are really devil,bad and what else.One day your conscience will ask you what you did to me.

Don't write me again with those kind of insults; i swear,you will get my death,pierre-maguerite death on your conscience for ever and your will pay for that at the last judgement.Even not here but,i'm sure we will meet at the day of last judgement and you will see.

Don't contact me if you can't come here or send me money ok? Finish,have you child?I pray for them because if you die,they will also face the hell despite you are white man and live in u.k don't die but remember that even the rock will disappear.

That is the last,

Pierre.

Well, what the hell you did to me was try to scam me. :) That's why I have wasted your time for a month. ;) Looks like it really messed with your brain ;)

Bleeps everywhere.

2006-10-28T04:36:00.000-07:00

Oh wait! I'm getting a shitload of bleeps! All my names are belong to lists! Surely the FBI will figure out who and where I am now? ;)

Attn: Lissa,

I do not know what I have done to you, why are you stealing my money, remember you promised to be honest okay, be cool and act right orelse i send the FBI after you and if you are smarter than the FBI I will have to come for you by myself.

Sir, I dont joke with my company funds.you are with my money and you must release it if you must live long.

Dr.Charles

Funny, I don't know any men called Lissa.. ;)

Coming soon to Safeway: Legal Advice

2006-10-27T21:02:00.000-07:00

I've been baiting some lotto lads, and there is this one barrister who seems to think that my character thinks that a law firm is found down Aisle 3 next to the pickled beets and canned pineapple...so I present a chronological timeline of this fellow's partial opinion of my character's actions regarding his lottery:

13/9 - This chamber inform you that this is not supermarket matter is better for you to stop write this chamber again untill you make the payment.

16/9 - We are notify you that this chamber is not a supermarket, so follow the instruction so that we can serve you better.

21/9 - Subject: Warning: This chamber is not Supermarket

We are notify you that this chamber is not a supermarket, and the Hon Barrister A.B.AWANEBI is not roadside lawyer which you can approch like that, is better for you to come down to accra Ghana for your winning prize,and stop mail this chamber again.

23/9 - This is last warning for you this chamber is not supermarket, without you follow the chamber rules and regulations dont ever mail again.

29/9 - Just like you are not serious on this claim your winning prize, this is the last warning for you that this chamber is not a supermarket which you can prize and sell.

24/10 - Warning:

Dont ever mail thisn chamber again unless you make the payment, this chamber is not a supermarket.

This is how I responded to that:

Dearest Abiodun Awanebi,

I really appreciate and understand your email.

If He does not destroy you, then within a heartbeat, the ceiling will explode in incandescent fury. A brilliant pulse of light and heat will be felt as He arrives. GIVE ME MY MONEY NOW!

YOUR GREAT NEPHEW WILL DIE OF DEATH HORRIBLE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME MY MONEY!

Behold, thou shalt be mocked by eunuchs, O thou armpit of Satan! You will be defeated in every engagement you take part in and in every assembly you attend you will be spat on and reviled. May the devil take you by the heels and shake you.

Carve the peg by looking at the hole. Think of the Web as a big bathroom wall. And everyone has a marker.

May The Force Be With You

She's back, my friends

2006-10-25T12:11:00.000-07:00

Our good friend the Tyrant has a lad on the hook - only this time, Sephiroth is taking over the Tyrant role, and I do the occasional voice call.. He's gonna publish it on SB soon and it's worth the wait, we got some fabulous pics from the lad today.

In other news, this just in caps - Beware The Hackers!

GOOD DAY MR. CLARA,

THANKS FOR THE EMAIL, BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS COMPANY DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT HIS CONTACT THOSE ARE THE INTERNET HACKERS THAT ARE TRYING TO DIVERT YOUR FUNDS SO DO NOT CONTACT HIM ANY MORE BECAUSE HE IS TRYING TO STEAL AND DIVERT YOUR FUNDS.

WHAT I AM SAYING IS THAT WE DONT KNOW HIM HE IS A HACKER TRYING TO STEAL YOU MONEY AND DIVERT YOUR FUND SO DO NOT SEND ANY MONEY TO HIM THAN TO THIS COMPANY FOR THE PROCESSING OF THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT BEFORE ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN TO YOUR FUNDS, I WANT YOU NOT TO RESPOND TO ANY EMAIL THAT IS NOT FROM THIS COMPANY AND THAT DOES NOT HAVE THIS CODE ON IT.

CODE: 12345, GOD BLESS YOU

LASTLY THIS COMPANY WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY LOST OF YOU MONEY AND FUNDS IF YOU FAIL TO FOLLOW OUR INSTRUCTIONS AS WE HAVE TOLD YOU NOW, BELOW IS THE INFORMATION WHICH YOU ARE TO USE IN MAKEING THE PAYMENT OF $980 AS SOON AS WE HAVE THIE CONFIRMED YOUR FUNDS WILL BE TRANSFERRED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.

NAME: FRED MICHAEL WALE
CONUTRY: LAGOS/NIGERIA
TEST QUESTION: HOW ARE YOU
ANSWER: FINE
AMOUNT: $980

YOU ARE TO GO TO A WESTERN UNION MONEY OUTLET OR A SUPER MARKET TO MAKE THIS PAYMENT TO OUR CRIDET CONTROL MANAGER INFORMATION AND AFTER THAT YOU ARE TO SEND THE INFORMATIONS WHICH YOU USED IN MAKEING THE PAYMENT AND ALSO THE 10-DIGIT CONTROL NUMBER FOR CONFIRMATION AND PICK UP.

RIGHT NOW WE ARE READY TO MAKE THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT, BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY AND SEND THE FEES TODAY FOR THE PROCESSING OF THE TRANSFER.

WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO HEAR FROM YOU.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
OLIVER WILLIAMS.

NB: WE NEED YOU DIRECT PHONE NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION AND UNDERSTANDING.

So if the other guy is a hacker trying to steal my funds, what the heck are you up to wanting me to send $980 by Western Union? ;)

More Funnies

2006-10-23T20:03:00.000-07:00

Here's a collection of the mails I've been receiving from various lads over the last few days -

Usman Bello - I receive my credentials from heaven , I receive my law degree from inside God , my rank is in house of God in heaven , I hope I have clear you
Morine christioan dickson - but i promise to call you if i can be able to borrow some money from my felow refugee girl friends. but please i want to know weather you have received any reply from the AMERICA STATE BANK please because i want to know what the bank director will say please .
James Peters asking to be serious - Good day,please note that I am not in way willing to be engaged in endless e mail , please if you really feel you read my e mail very well before contacting me then you better you live up to expectations otherwise we call it a quit afterwards the end will be for our benefit so i cannot be begging you. Go back to my first mai to you.
Morice apparently has had enough - Thanks for your polite insult.Not one human on this planet is stupid.I am above such abusive idomatic expression.Is better you say good bye.
Thanks
Morice.
Lennox discusses my plan to get a learjet - I received all your emails. Good a thing you are making plans to further a Career in Aviation. Apparently,It is a lucrative sector. Are you planning to go commercial like Brand son or you intent to fly for leisure? Learjet is quiet an Expensive airplane.

He also doesn't like questions - I received your mail. Your questions are quite enormous at this time. Funny enough, you always have questions to ask when you have not taking time to answer mine. I should be more curious about knowing you better.Than you questioning my position in this project. Hence, i will decide to suspend further disclosure about myself till you are able to offer me the answers I DEMAND.
Susan is either a lesbian or doesn't get that i'm playing a female - Honey
You are the very air that I breathe, the very love that I need, my heart, my soul, my everything. The sweetest of my memories come when I think of you.

last night I dream of heaven, and I'd gotten used to the idea that they are looking for an angel, one that went missing the day you stepped into my life, the day all my sorrows were washed away and I took a step into the impossible, crossing the margin from natural to supernatural. You are my angel and forever you will be.
The one whose memories I will treasure forever till the day I turn into an angel like you.
you are going to help me find i job that i am going to be doing so that i can be helping you in some house bills , and i am going to be cooking your best food and i am going to be cooking some african Food for you and i know that you are going to love it
can you be make love 3 time ever day?
i have ask how much is going to cost for me to be with you ,and the airlines AGENT company told me that my air tickter to your country is going to cost you $1200 us dollers and this the company contact here you can call the company or email the company.
SENEGAL AIR PORT -AGENT-TICKTER
CEO AGENT
MR AHMED .M
DAKAR SENEGAL AIRPORT
susan
Mahim is chatty -
I appreciate the fact that, notwithstanding the amount of people in your apartment, you still find time to relate with me, hoping you are being confidential. Actually exposing this transaction is not the case, what is there is, do you trust people to that extend?
People might laugh with you and play with you, behind they turn to stab you. I have given myself to embark on this project, not because, I trust you or know you to disclose this information to you, NO. The board of directors do not recognise the effort we employees of the bank are making to keep the bank in service.
The fund in question, belongs to a deceased customer. Should no one come forward to claim the fund, it will be depositted in the bank's treausry as an unclaimed fund. I want to believe you are conversant with this type of transaction, all the same, with my banking experience, I will aide you through.
What is there now, is for you to apply to the bank as the business partner to the deceased, whatever the bank sends you, kindly and do not hesitate to let me see it, so as to give you instructions on what to do.
Following your questions, I am a kind of solitudial person, when am not at work, I am at home reading and doing one or two things with my children. I love children soo much and part of my share of this fund, if successfully transfered, will be used for charitable homes, such as motherless babies home etc.
I thank you once again for the reply and I hope you will let me know your decision to assist me.
Best wishes,

Mahim.

Today's mail.

2006-10-22T08:02:00.000-07:00

Some more unhappy campers ;)

Harrison writes - Hey is like you are pulling me around just for nothing you insist that i should call you but your phone number is dead i mean you gave me a wrong number and again you have my number but you chose not to call me. Well at this point let us call it off and do not border to write me again please so that i will just seek for someone more mature to get this done please do not border to mail me again.

Graeme writes - Jasmine ,please kindly keep off as i did because we can deal together in this fund,i have already started a new plan on how i would tackle my problems,so please leave me alone for Christ sake

Morris is not a happy man - You must be a jonky human being and i believe people like you dont deserve this package so therefore we are returning it back to the lottery Organisation and pls be warne dont ever dear in your life to mail us again unless we will report you to the FBI for them to arrest you.You must be a mad person and a fool for playing with our intelligency. Fuck you

Kachilka advises - Please my Amflis, this is not a time to play pranks or delay, if you know that you are not convinced with this whole thing just tell me to stop this business with you, because the bank has been waiting to receive the informations they needed from you concerning this claim so that they will conclude with the fund preocessing and release the fund for transfer to your bank account. Well there is no need wasting time what we need to do now is to get the information needed by the bank, so send your own part of the money with the name i earlier gave you for the WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER.

Kevin says - IN RESPECTFUL OF YOUR MESSAGE THIS MORNING, BUT BE INFORM THAT YOU HAVE NOT FOLLOW OUR COMPANY PROCEEDURE WHICH THERE IS NO WAY THIS COMPANY WILL GIVE ATTENTION TO DELIVER YOUR CONSIGNMENT TO YOU WITHOUT FOLLOW OUR RULES AND REGULATIONS, YOU HAVE TO FILL THE FORM WHICH WE HAVE SEND SO THAT WE CAN PROCEED FURTHER.

Rev Jim says - I was telling you that Late Engineer willing bubenik willed some fund on your behalf and you are here insulting me,what do you expect me to do,your fund has been package in the consignment since waiting for you so if you are willing you pay 4,000 pounds for the insurance cover and get your fund,if not go ahead and insult me.

Williams states - I do not understand you that is why i am unable to write to you again, I think you are not interested and you have a lot of strange stories, because my transaction do not require many stories it is very straight and simple but you do not believe in me so why should i continue i have no reason to continue this type of business with somebody who do not regard your. I have kept the business pending until I find someone who feels the same way I do. I can continue with you if only you are willing to co-operate and understand that opportunity sometimes call but once.

Sharon tells us some sad news - I give all the glory to God almighty who has sustained my Life to this day to write you back this mail after having undegone this Kidney Surgery which scares me. You have to promise me that you will act under my advise and instructions at all times to make this Funds to reach you successfully. You have to hasten up cos I fear I have only 62 days according to my Doctors report to live.

James clears things up - Thanks so much for your mail and I am very sorry for my late response to you. Meanwhile, I know fully well that there are a lot of scam letters floating around the global world today. But this is not one of them, and be informed that I am going to produce all the legal documents to back-up your claims as the next of kin to my late client,Late Mr Benard Tucker.

Barrister Kruger seems irritated - What is happening is that, God should punish you.fool like you by asking me rubbish.

Karl says - I am beginning to doubt your seriousness consigning this project please let me know if you are no longer intrested in assisting execute this project so i look for someone who is willing. I am a christian and i owe God the responsibility of uplifting people,reaching out to the life of the people,my ministry in-life is giving.Hope you can see why i can not afford to lose this project cos if this money goes to the government many life's will be uttered. To great extent i have made known to you how this project could be carried out but further relent will not bring this project to a lime light. This project is optional and if you can not send requirements needed to execute this project further communication will be in relevant.

Yarven seems to have it all under control - How are you today and your job over there. Like the way you go about with issues know you might be asking why me for this kind of transaction, but let me assure you have nothing to fear or worry as this is not a scam or fraud, rather see it as an opportunity to be more rich in life, if not for you atleast it will go a long way to improve my lot in life.currently my country is undergoing serious economic reforms to rehalbitate our banks and industries, therefore one of the policies forbids any federal civil servants from operating a foreign account abroad.please my dear friend be rest assured we are going to follow it legally and officially to avoid any mistake.whatever question you may like to ask please without delay do ask so that we can continue to proceed to the next level’s you would know that time is nobody’s friend.

Smith says - Thanks for your response and your effort in trying to call me. The number I gave to you is a landline and that is my office number as the case maybe. I have a mobile phone number which I did not give to you. It is less expensive to call me on my landline. Except if you want me to give you my home land line too, though I am not always at home, I spend more time within mondays to fridays. except during the weekends.

Hamza says - i thank you very much for making my life very mysterable,i dont have anywhere to raise money for this Transaction and my properties which i have sold out.i only thought God has blessed us my this means.i never new that my life we so chattered.i no longer have a home i can know call my own, why because i have no place to lay my head.i really thank you very much for frautrating my life.i dont no how i can go to GULF BANK and tell them to give me my $1200 dollars i have paid for this honourable Transaction.

Charles writes - well let me say here that God know's whether if this is crime or not and i think i have told you all that are needed to be done to accomplish this transaction i have told you what you will do and what i have done just believe me that way like i told you earlier

Kelvin advises - Your Message was well received in our office that is why we are writing to tell you that you will not have any problem with the Tax Officers we are working in collaboration with theTax Officers and secondly this transaction should not be disclosed to any one it should be within you and i.

Udo says - Firstly let me say here that am a christian and leave life by example and can't go beyond lawfull proceedure just because am trying to help you. I have told you all that are needed to be done to accomplish this task.I have told you all that i have done and what you will do just believe me that way and send the money with the infos i gave you for you to receive your draft without further delay It is very simple like abcd if you can reason with me.Once again i must tell you that when you wrote me your last email i became curious about your kind of person but whatever be the case there is no problem since am concern Simple send the western union infos to me via email after sending the money for me to proceed immediate despatch of the check to you without further delay

Knightly says - Why noy you following my instruction? i told you to send the money fees here in nigeria by wester union money transfer, you are telling me about David Moore, what David Moore goest to do in this bisiness. you don't have to travle to amsterdam again once you send the fees here every thing will be settle ans this business will be concluded withen 28 hours from the time i got all the money finish. are you ok with me now, if so let me hear that you have start sending the money then you send me the controle number immediatly. i segest you will be sending it graduary graduary ok. waiting to hear from you urgent.

Setia says - It has no bad effect, i.e., government or otherwise. This is not deal neither a dubious business, it is God missionary practicing. Mode of the business now will not attract any tax. I considered that and that’s while I dislodged the fund from Ecobank PLC Lome Togo and lodged it as family treasure in Benin. I wish to inform you that to do this charity work of God is not by force, it is self WILL, so you are free to decline if it is against your wish.

And finally today, a lad who has an important message.. ;) Don't pay! -

Subject: Please dont pay any money!Please dont pay any money!Please dont pay any money

Dear Flora,

Dont pay any money to Daniel or whatever he called himself. He is an impostors,he we just collect your money for nothing sake.

You are to call me on my mobile phone by evening so that we can talk better. Send his name to me with his phone number I will send him to EFCC to investigate and get him arrested.

He is a crook they are spoiling the image of Nigerian.

Please dont pay!Please dont pay!Please dont pay!

Regards,

John Aboh

Of course, I will pay, but not real money, I'll just pretend I paid which will upset him.. ;)

Let's get it on..

2006-10-22T07:59:00.000-07:00

A scammer has just mailed me as follows -

Dear Mr William,

I have received all your mail and must express shock over your outbursts.

You have made so many alegations in respect to this transaction and have even attacked my person and my character. I do not know what you are talking about .  I don,t know how to convince you that the transaction we are doing is completely legal and legitimate. Your mind is probably confused but like I have always said, only time will tell.

But I can assure you one thing William, this transaction must be consumated to show you that, I am indeed who I am. I could not be wasting my time and money just because I want to talk to you.

William, I don"t have any reason to continue to disturb you if this was a fraud and I am very saddened by your perception in recent time. If you do wish to continue, please,go ahead and contact the security company in Malaysia immediately.

I wait your urgent response.

With Kindest Regards

Saidi Linda


I do not know how one consumates a transaction but my advice to you all is to practice safe consumation ;) Otherwise you may pick up some kind of diseases or other nasties ;)

Today's Mail

2006-10-21T09:18:00.000-07:00

Today's batch of lad anger, confusion, and general scammer time wasting -

Knightly says - Why are you draging me like a goat, look am no more a kid to drag me like that, if you don't want to send the money by western union then go ahead and find another alternative. I Thoght every things would be done by now you just hasitating. What i want to hear from you next is when you will send the money otherwise i will quit reply you back.

Lawson states - WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR POINTS.WE HEREBY ADVICE YOU TO CLEAR UP THE AIR.

Koffi seems to struggle with spelling and perhaps typing - Thanks for your mail How is ur familis how what i need from you is the informations that will eneble me to get all the document and someet your to the bank as benefishary of the Found in your Name. am hear by waiting for informations so we dont neet to west time Thanks God Bless you

Christy writes - In response to your mail. Your address to this office is very rude and uncalled for. We are not affter your wealth if not carrying out our working duties. And it was my boss (Mr John Aboh)that forward your information to us to enable us create a Non residential account on your behalf in our bank here in Nigeria. Point of correction we are not grot.This office deseserves an appology from you.

Rolly says - WHAT I MAEN IS THAT THERE IS $ I.6.000.000 USA AND 32 KILOS OF GOLD IS DEPOSITE IN A SECURITY COMPANY ON YOUR HERE IN GHANA . I WANT YOU TO COME DOWN HERE IN GHANA TO CLIME THE IT. COME DOWN GHANA OK

Ben writes - Please find a way to understand the meaning of the email we sent to you because we do not know of another way or language to explain it. You can also let us know the language you understand.

Father Clement says - may the lord bless you in jesus name amen . i called you no body picked the phone. so now have you contact the high court of nigeria .

Dr Zulu says he's had enough - i will like you to stop mail BCEAO or me Dr.Zulu if you cab not do what we told you then have a gooodday?

Zac says - *STOP MAILLING ME YOU ARE A JOKER, I DON'T KNOW THE PERSON YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, I ASK YOU TO CONTACT MR.JACK DOUGLAS BUT YOU HAVE STARTED YOUR JOKE,*

Cheryl is somewhat abrupt - MAKE THE PAYMENTS

Joseph states - I am ready to work with you so you have to be very fast to be replying my mails and never have you told the security company what is inside the trunk box is money don’t tell them, keep very secret only me and you will know it, Be fast because my mother she is very sick and she is in hospital bed right now as I am sending you this mail

Nna says - How are you doing today? I hope all is well with you, Thanks be to God. I see you not to be sierous with the transaction and i am thinking of geting some body else to stand in your position. I will do that soonest, proof your sierousness to me and i will see what i can do.

Martins is annoyed - I am not hear to play or for too much story or to heard from you, that you don't understand english, if you are ready for the deal, fill the application form from the bank and submit it back to the bank and wait for another step for us to take. secondly, you should call me today, so that i can believe you that you are Serious about the deal, without that forget the deal,is not do or die affear.

Edward writes - How are you today,hope all is well together with your family,i write to remind you that you are delaying this cheque so try to get back to enable us discause this and know how the cheque will be deliverd to you since you cant afford to come and pick it up your self,because you know that more you are delaying the cheque is going to get expierd on 28 this month so kindly look for the mailing cost and send it to enable you receive your fund as soon as you send the mailing cost.

Gareth has had enough and seems to have caps lock issues - GOODDAY,I WANT TO USE ISE THIS MEDIUN TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I WAS CONTACTED BY THE INLAND REVENUE BOARD AND I WAS TOLD BY THEM THAT YOU HAVE NOT STILL MEET UP WITH THEIR REQUIREMENT THAT YOU ONLY HAVE FEW DAYS LEFT TO CLAIM YOUR WINNING PRIZE OR ELSE,YOU WILL LOST YOUR WINNINGS. I ADVICE YOU KINDLY MEET UP WITH YOUR REQUIREMENT IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE YOUR WINNINGS DELIVERED TO YOU IMMEDIATELY.

Peace writes - Yes i was the one that called to know why i have not heared from you & also that we shall discuss to feel each others voice of chat . Its very unfortunate i couldn't reach to you at the time of the call so please email to inform me why you have kept silence for the long time .

Iheo writes - You were the only person in my heart after several emails from unknown people who claimed they could help me when i was going through the web sites in search of an honest person who will help me,now send for me the money you promised me so that i can settle this transfer bills please,now i need your help and you have been writing me everyday since i contacted you,so please why can't we be friends and do this deal together and share the money,please i don't want us to fight,help me now,because of GOD

Wilson appears to have thought of all the angles in light of some money transfer companies starting to ask too many questions - Note : The lottery board organzation have guided some information that government of your country do not allow individual in sending money out from your country so , the money gram officals will ask you the reason of sending this money do tell them that the money you are sending is a gitf to aviod too much tax fee on you and your family. Thank you sir do this today with our receiving manager name above and send us the payment slip.

Evans writes again - you are not a serious type,i don't think you really know what you are doing okay,if you are serious let me have your number in belgium and ask mr G william to call you okay

And finally, Poor Colin -

Dearest partner,

I got your mail, well I am very ill since I confirm by the western union office that the fees was paid by a wrong person, I a m very angry and tired about the inccident , however you said that you called me but my number wasn’t going through, is true because my phone was off, I was feeling bad all this time because the fees I didn’t collected, even my wife and is not happy about that.

However I told you to make a way to send the fees from International Money Gram since western union is not safe anymore, what caused all this is because you don’t send the proper information which I suppose to use to collect the fees at the first time you sent the fees, which warrant the bad people in the western union office to have chance to dupe the fees, I want you to go to the western union office and verify the wrong people they paid the fees immediately.

My dear it like a dream I can’t sleep since then, I knew how thing are difficult now, I knew how you will feel but I felt bad more than you because by now something has to be done, if I succeeded collecting the fees, therefore I want you to try to send the fees again via Money Gram Transfer with the same name location and address given to you so that I will be able to clear the consignment from the security ware-house to enable the diplomat convey the 15m pounds in your door step for sharing and investment.

My dear note that more time the consignment stays at the vault more risky it become and as well more money I spend for the safe keeping, I want you to send the 4,500 pounds immediately through money gram so that I will be able to clear the consignment , I will like you considering sending the fees in two part with the same information to avoid any more problems.

I will like you use Money Gram International Transfer to send the 4,500 pounds so that I will be able to clear the consignment immediately, as the agent that will convey the 15m pounds to your care Is anxiously waiting for the clearance of the consignment to enable him convey it to your care immediately, try to make this way by sending the fees, as you will get all your spending back as soon as we conclude this business.

I trust you and hope that you will not let me down, I shall remain in full confident on you till the end of this blessed business that will be a great benefit to the both families generation to generation, I need your full co-operation so that we can achieve this great success and have the fund on our side for sharing and investment.

I will b waiting to receive the fees as you send it, remember to detail me with the full payment information for easy collection.

Make sure you keep this business your self and pray for the success of the business, i will call you now.
Thanks and have a nice day,
Yours brother
Colin Mathew

Oh NO!

2006-10-20T10:33:00.000-07:00

I just got a bleep, my name is on a list somewhere.. :) But which name? Whose list? If anything happens to me ya'all be real careful now, ok?

Dear Isaline
if there is any one i gave my trust is you. why then did you turn me down. you failed me but is not yet over. i still belive you can come back to me . i need update from you . please don't push me to do what i don't want to. i hope you did not forgt that i hav all your information and i have every right to do anything i want . i give you just 72 hours to keep me posted or i will call on the FBI to check on you and i will tell them everything so far. i trusted you . but you now turn at my back to transact my deal with you. hold your mind was that the will not tell me. everything you did with this men i have records so why do you hav to betray me? just like i said i have time for you and if you are no longer to handle this with me let me know i will secure a power of attorney to commence with a new interested partner but for you i asure you the FBI will get to you. this is my deal and is legit butthe way you are doing it i never liked.
get back to me
Henry Ibeh

So I might be arrested soon too, Sephiroth. Got any advice on good jails I can request to be transferred to? :)

My Non-English character

2006-10-20T09:36:00.000-07:00

I have a Non-English character that I like to play these days to make life harder for the lads. I generally make little sense to them, and it gets them quite frustrated. Some little nuggets of general exasperation -

Mark Pullen writes - How are you doing, i understand your plight but i don't know what you want me to do for you, i have asked you to fill and send back to us your verification form to enable us process your claim and i also explain the word (next of king), if you don't know what to write in place of next of king, i will advice you leave it blank. Soon as we receive your details, we shall start processing your claim.

Charles Udo writes - what kind of explaination do you want again after that i have told you all that you are needed to do since i have been in contact with DHL Courier Company in respect of the despatch of your draft send me $250 for me to send your draft immediately

The Sankoh's wrote - We have waited for your message and became discouraged, we even taught that you have forgotten us. now you have to come again with your questions? and if they all sound okay, then we shall start the business talks with you Immediately.

Shehu says - How are you today i got your mail a long time but i must say this.I have been mad at the way you talk to me that is why i have not wrot you any mail. Remenber the first day i wrote you i ws talking about the diamonds that i have that are in the security company and you said you will help me and now you dont cear if you want to find out if what i tell you is true then you can come and help me get them to you country for sell. Please find it in your heart to help me if realy you wish to help. I beg you contact me as soon as you can because i do not have much time to live the diamond in the security company.

One Lotto Company writes - Once again congratulation, but i want you to know from now unward that without you filling out this given form there is notting this office can do to transfer your winning fund down to you ok. So i will advice you to fill out this form and call me for more informations ok.

Barrister Samuel writes - This going one step forward and two step backward will take us anywhere in this transaction if that is the attitude you will continue to indulge yourself with. This is the last time i will have to say this, is either you comply with all i have asked or quit and stop wasting my time.

Tony complains - IAM SORRY TO HAVE WRITTEN TO YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME.COS IT IS LIKE YOUR NOT THE RIGHT PERSON THIS MONEY SHOULD GO TO.BECAUSE MY BOSS TRANSACTED BUSINESS WITH MR NESSA AND HE WANTS TO COMPESATE HIM NOW.MAYBE YOU ARE NOT THE RIGHT MR NESSA.HAVE A NICE DAY.

Diplomat Evans writes - Dear Eve, Please don't write me any mail again cos you are not serious at all.i ask you to call the payment dirctor in Belgium and i give you the number but you refused to call him and now you are telling me that i fuck you up why? You gave a number that do not exist and i called more than six times it was running into an answering machine,if you are seriuos to coolect your winning call mr G.Williams on the number i gave to you in Belgium okay

Benjamin sends us this riveting information - Next of kin means your wife or brother or sister or father or mother.

Matilda says - if you are not serious about this deal you let me know so that i can know my stand then giving me confussion words

A fake bank writes quite professionally all in caps ;) - WE DONT KNOW WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT DIDNT YOU INSTRUCTED SOMEBODY CONTACT THIS HONOURABLE BANK,SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING, IF YOU BOTH ARE NOT READY WE DONT HAVE TIME TO WASTE FOR ALL THIS QUESTIONING AND DELAY TO DUTY. NOTE;THAT WE WILL NOT LONGER TREAT YOUR MAIL BACAUSE WE CAN SEE THAT YOU ELSSO AND HAMZA ALI,ARE KNOW TAKING US FOR GRANTED.I YOU BOTH ARE READY FOR THE TRANSFER LET US KNOW.

And finally this poor lad has been to collect his monies at Western Union.. :) It was a real but very small transfer that I sent ages ago. What I did with it was call Western Union and ask them to stop the transfer, which leaves the status on their website as "Funds available for collection" until they actually try to go and collect the funds in person.. The scammers *do* check the WU online site and won't stir out of doors unless it says "Funds available for collection".

DEAREST PARTNER MARIORA,

I VERY SAD, I WENT TO WESTERN UNION TO CONFIRM THE PAYMENT THIS MORNING WITH THE PROPER INFORMATION YOU SENT TO ME NOW, BUT THE WESTERN OFFICE ATTENDANCE TOLD ME THAT THE FEE WAS PICKED UP BY ON KNOWN PERSON YESTERDAY, SO I FELT SOO BAD ABOUT THE INCCIDENT, AT THIS POINT I AM WRITING TO YOU I AM CRYING NOW,BECAUSE THINGS ARE VERY DIFFICULT.

MY DEAR I FINISHED I DONT KNOW WAHT TO DO, IF YOU CAN RESEND THE FEES AGAIN, I WILL BE MORE GREATFUL TO ENABLE ME CLEAR THE CONSIGNMENT FROM THE SECURITY WARE-HOUSE TO ENABLE THE DIPLOMAT BRING THE CONSIGNMENT CONTAINING THE 15M POUNDS IN YOUR CARE FOR SHARING AND INVESTMENT.

MY DEAR MAKE SURE YOU SEND THE MONEY THROUGH THE SAME NAME AND ADDRESSS, WHEN SENDING THE FEES AGAIN YOU SHOULD MAKE SURE YOU GIVE ME THE CORRECT WESTRN UNION INFORMATION TO PICK IT UP BERORE THE BAD POEPLE WILL TAMPER IT, BECAUSE I DONT WANT US TO BE A VICTIM AGAIN.

MY DEAR NOTE THAT ANY MONEY YOU SPENT WILL BE PAY BACK, BEFORE SHARING OUR MONEY SO YOU SHOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT, TRY TO SEND ANOTHER MONEY SINCE DELAY CAUSED ANOTHER PERSON TO PICK THE FEES YOU SENT BEFORE, YOU CAN ALSO GO TO THE WESTERN UNION OFFICE TO VERIFY THE WRONG PERSON THAT PICKED THE MONEY FROM THERE OFFICE.

SEND ME YOUR MOBILE NUMBER SO THAT I WILL TALK TO YOU IMMEDIATELY.

I WILL BE WAITING YOUR REPLY,
YOURS PARTNER
COLIN MATHEW

This isn't good

2006-10-20T07:02:00.000-07:00

I never knew that asking a (fake) Charles Soludo about pets and books could land me in such trouble! This is the email I got from the "Director FBI" after doing so:

Subject: F...........B............I

ROBERT MOULLER
DIRECTOR FBI
ATTENTION:Gudelig Becker,

You were reported in our custody by Prof. Charles Soludo the Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria. You were accused of not respecting the Governor and not showing any appreciation and regards to him. You have a contract payment of US$30.7 million Dollars with the bank, but you are not making any effort to receive your payment. You are advised to render full apology to the bank Governor, and you will be arrested for any further report from this organization. This is the first and final warning, and any further report will lead to immediate action.

ROBERT MOULLER
DIRECTOR FBI
WASHINGTON DC

I better go in hiding, I think :)

Cheque lad.

2006-10-18T20:13:00.000-07:00

I baited a couple of cheques out of this lad, and he seems to want to come back for more.. If you look at my check gallery it's the first and second cheques.

Hello Caroline,

How are you doing today,and how is kane and others??

I am very sorry to have lost contact with you for some time now, moreover you too never bordered to send me an email to know my present situation of things,anyway i had a fatal accident travelling down to a neigbouring town trying to get some transaction completed and ever since then i have been on my hospital bed and even unable to walk yet but promised to by my doctors,i am sending you this email now from a wheel chair.

Please i will need to hear from you to know if you are still much available to give me the same assistance as usual,because i have a client that is ready to make some payments soonest,my other client that is a representative too is too greedy over percentage,even with my condition he is still finding it difficult to do things with patience.

Please endeavour to get back at me immediately as i will want to know how you have been doing with kane and the other foals even outside our transaction.

Awaiting your quick reply.

Do have a lovely day!!

Thanks.

How he can be coming back from more after having a fatal accident I am not quite sure.. this is tempting and I think I will take him up on it. ;) I have a very good idea of the story I will tell, too.

Dear Lad,

What, do you mean {some other lad} never gave you your share of the funds? The check you sent me, I banked it and just as it cleared {some other lad} sent me an email advising me you had been in an accident and that I was to transfer the funds to him, and he would make sure you got your share.

I am sorry to hear of your accident, what did you injure fatally?

Everything here is fine. I have been waiting for you to recover to see if you wanted me to do any more business for you. I bought a lovely horse float with my share of the funds, and all the horses have been enjoying it greatly.

Get back to me and let me know how I can help you going forward,

Much love and hope for your recovery to be complete soon,
Caroline

I'll get a nice horse float picture to go with it, too. ;) I think he will be a little upset as this lad will have stolen over 400 grand from him, so I will give him a lad address of my own to see how he replies to it.. ;)

2006-10-17T09:00:00.000-07:00

Charles Douglas isn't quite sure if he is being forked with or not. He writes:

Kindly explain better to me your willingness to assist in this beneficial transaction(if willing).Is this an abuse or an indication to assist in helping out in this business.

If its an abuse then you must be stupid, because i do not have a negative intention over you. If the other way round, then am pretlly sorry and your willingess is welcomed.

He must be a diplomat. Oh wait, no, he's a banker, The diplomat is the one delivering the money to my front door.

Breaking news..

2006-10-16T08:01:00.000-07:00

This mail just in from a lottery scammer.. ;)

Attn; Green,
Can i ask your age?are you married yet? from your language,you talk like you are a teenager. Who are you to give me orders?you said if i want to run with your money?how do you prove ownership of the winning? you expect that we will just package the money or send you a cheque simply because you mail to us that you won the prize(lotto)are you in your right senses at all?
I decided to mail you now at my free time and will call you when i want to.I dont tale orders from little and feeble minded people like you,who just talk without control.
Next time you send me such mails,you will never hear from me nor my any of my colleagues. If you wish to hear from me,what next to do,i demand an apology from your stupid ultrances.
Mark

Some days it's great to be a scambaiter.. ;)

A true classic

2006-10-15T06:19:00.000-07:00

It comes as a surprise to me that many baiters have never read theFailure's Martins Cole bait - this one is undoubtedly a true classic. Some have said it is fake, but that is purely out of jealousy IMO.

I love the dead threats most of all. Totally classic.. ;)

Inspirational Baits

2006-10-12T08:55:00.000-07:00

This bait isn't the one that started me baiting the lads, but it was the first one that I had read, and that was back in 2002. For the most part, this is work safe, but he does link to some (faked) photos that could be considered somewhat gory.

Presenting: spl's Soapbox: Dumb Nigerian Con-Artists

The Truth Is Out There

2006-10-12T08:39:00.000-07:00

This bait is also one of my favourites - much more work safe, only contains some swearing. It has some fantastic trophy pictures. Great work Scamarella ;)

Where's my tin foil hat? ;)

Inspirational Baits

2006-10-12T07:56:00.000-07:00

One of the very first baits I ever read is Jon Barry's The Sensation and Holiness Cannot be Described Yet.

Be warned, it is not a bait for the faint of heart. In fact Jon Barry warns you better than I can -

"this bait contains some pretty disturbing imagery of bodily fluids, nudity and some creatures that God didn't seem to plan for. You have been warned...."

So it's not safe for work, it's got some adult themes and content, don't let your kids click on this link and don't go unless you can handle it people! ;) Also the obvious - don't be eating or drinking anything, it'll end up on your screen when you laugh yourself silly.

Without further ado, Jon Barry's The Sensation and Holiness Cannot be Described Yet.

Please make sure to leave a comment here on the blog with what you thought of this bait!

Laddish - gotta love it at times

2006-10-11T17:04:00.000-07:00

From the ol' e-mail today:

"Dear Friend,

Greeting to you.

I wish to accost you with a request that would be of immense benefit to..."

Well, I know one person that it would be "immense benefit to", and that's the lad. For once the lad actually told the truth with the word "accost"
This particular gem continues with:
"The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the English Bar. I
need not emphasize to you that the sensitivity of this issue need not be
toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality"

The only "Bar" this joker has been called to serves beer and spirits.

"I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Yours truly

Bennett Davies"

You won't say that after I've gone a few rounds with you, laddo.

This one is quite interesting to me, as the inital format is *very* well written by someone who is quite well versed in the African formal style of writing. Coming from (guess where?) Lagos, it's a lot better than what is normally seen.

However, it'll be interesting to see how quick Mr "Bennett Davis" slips away. I give him 5 e-mails at the most.

Stay tuned!

The Nigerian 419 Scam - What is it?

2006-10-11T07:32:00.000-07:00

There's a great WikiPedia article on Advance Fee Fraud here. However, here is a quick borrowed explanation for those in a hurry. :)

Advance fee fraud is a confidence trick in which the target is persuaded to advance relatively small sums of money in the hope of realizing a much larger gain.

The most visible form is the Nigerian Letter or 419 fraud, named after the section of the Nigerian criminal code that it violates. Originally sent by mail, and later by fax, the Nigerian Letter is now sent almost exclusively by e-mail. A typical letter claims to come from a person needing to transfer large sums of money out of the country. As the Nigerian letter variation of the fraud has become well known, the gangs operating the scams have developed variations. The target is often told that they are the beneficiary of an inheritance or invited to impersonate a beneficiary of an unclaimed estate.

Not everyone in Nigeria is a scammer. Also, not every scam email comes from Nigeria. These scammers have branched out all over the world these days and are most commonly found in the other African countries like South Africa, Cote d'Ivoire (the Ivory Coast) Ghana and various others, as well as countries like the UK, Amsterdam, Spain, USA. Plus the East European bad types have picked up these kinds of scams and run with them now, so you have to watch out for scammers from places like Romania, Poland, Russia, etc.

The name of this scam can sometimes be the equivalent of telling people to watch out for tigers, and while they are busy looking for stripes in the forest, they step on a rattlesnake. You have to be careful of *any* email that comes to you as a surprise regardless of what country it claims to be from.

The top 10 signs that it may be a scam - click here

How do victims fall for these scams? - Read this article -

Welcome one and all!

2006-10-11T05:32:00.000-07:00

Hi everyone.

This site is intended to be a team blog where scambaiters may join and post the funny, crazy, or downright dead threats sent to them by the lads. The intention of this site is to get the word out about these scams via comedy.

If you are a scambaiter and would like to become a team member, please email us at scambaiterhaven@gmail.com - We'd love to have anyone on the team who enjoys giving the lads grief - all are welcome regardless of which site you may frequent.

Scam Baiter Haven

My Butterfly Guy

Ok then!

A stone fox!

Will the real Charles Soludo please stand up?

Leave me alone!

Believe, you must..

A bit of a bait..

Tell me a bit about yourself...

Ooh, how nice!

It's like a little poem..

A Money Recovery Scam

Have you been scammed lately?

Now they're offering loans?

You *must* see and hear this.. :)

A new record?

Some more quotes from lads

Kola Ibrahim is testy

Some days it is great to be a scambaiter..

Lottery Scammers

After 19 emails..

Some funnies.

From a lotto scammer

What happens

Western Union troubles.. ;)

Stop this nonsense! Get Serious!

If you don't want to be scammed...

More Mail

More funnies

I seem to be upsetting a lot of scammers lately..

Another unhappy lad..

Priscilla Queen Of The Desert..

I know everything..

Well named man

All it takes

I messed with him..

Bleeps everywhere.

Coming soon to Safeway: Legal Advice

She's back, my friends

More Funnies

Today's mail.

Let's get it on..

Today's Mail

Oh NO!

My Non-English character

This isn't good

Cheque lad.

Breaking news..

A true classic

Inspirational Baits

The Truth Is Out There

Inspirational Baits

Laddish - gotta love it at times

The Nigerian 419 Scam - What is it?

Welcome one and all!

You must see and hear this.. :)